The Random Rangers in

The Case of the Awesome Crystal's Cake of Justice


Chapter 1 - The New Case





The Rangers are at home waiting for their next caper. Chip is reading a Sureluck Jones story, The Case of the wonderful gallbladder . Dale is watching television. Gadget is planning an invention, a rodent-sized soldering iron.. Monty is telling a tale concerning his quest for the blue cheese arm. Zipper is flying. All of a sudden, they noticed an item in the paper, informing them that Rat Capone had stolen the Awesome Crystal's Cake of Justice!
"We have to stop Rat Capone and protect the Awesome Crystal's Cake of Justice, or else he might use it to get codpiece!" Chip ordered. So they went hunting for Rat Capone and the Awesome Crystal's Cake of Justice.
Meanwhile, in the city, Rat Capone revealed his plans to his minions. "My plan is to to enslave all whales ", said Rat Capone. Obviously, they asked if he also planned to take the perilous gallbladder of yore now that he had the Awesome Crystal's Cake of Justice. Rat Capone replied that he would indeed, and he already thought of it . They all brooded darkly.

Chapter 2 - The Search




The rangers were looking for any lead on the Awesome Crystal's Cake of Justice or Rat Capone.

Chip looked around an abandoned warehouse. The warehouse is empty. Foxglove is there. Dale traveled to Fat Cat's Casino. Animals are gambling and eating pizza. Dale looks around the location and looks for the Awesome Crystal's Cake of Justice. He gets tired since he expected to find a mirror here. Dale found a clue pointing to the city. Gadget searched the bank. The bank, next to a helmet, is quiet with anticipation. Mole is there. Gadget goes unnoticed. Monty traveled to an abandoned warehouse. Zipper searched the Happy Tom cat food factory. The cat food factory smells like lizard byproducts. Bubbles is there. Sparky is there. Zipper goes unnoticed.

Chip traveled to an abandoned warehouse. Dale traveled to the city. The city is a wretched hive of scum and villainy. Fat Cat is there. Nimnul is there. Mepps is there. Lahwhinie is there. Rat Capone is there. Dale spies on Rat Capone from the shadows. Dale goes unnoticed. Gadget searched the sewers. The sewers are flooded. Tammy is there. Monty searched the Happy Tom cat food factory. Zipper goes unnoticed. Zipper looked around a city street. The street is a quiet residential one. Zipper looks around the place. Zipper found Rat Capone's unusual plunger , but didn't know what it meant.

So the Rangers located the location of the Awesome Crystal's Cake of Justice.



Everyone gathered back at the Ranger Tree. Except Monty, who was now unavailable. This was because Monty died of being murdered by Dale secretly , sadly. Chip thinks up a plan. Chip comes up with a cunning battle plan to destroy Rat Capone and expounds it to the others. Mole arrived at the Ranger Tree. Gadget went up to Mole.

"I sure fancy your impressive simplicity , Mole", said Gadget.

"Oh, you noticed, Gadget", replied Mole.

Gadget paused a moment, then spoke. "Mole, I think I can help you work through the issues you have with your no brain at all ", Gadget said.

Mole seemed agreeable.

"I am noticing your cleverness , Gadget", said Mole.

" You could probably help me conquering the issues I have relating to my unreasonably high estimation of your own intelligence ," Gadget responded cheerfully.

Their conversation was finished by their leaving to go to Rat Capone and destroy the Awesome Crystal's Cake of Justice.

Chapter 3 - The Battle




Getting to the city, they implement their attack. Fat Cat is hurt. Nimnul is gravely wounded. Mepps is gravely hurt. Lahwhinie is gravely wounded. Lahwhinie collapses, screaming "Ow! The pain!" Rat Capone is greviously wounded.

Nimnul missed Zipper. Rat Capone missed Gadget. Zipper hits Rat Capone. Rat Capone is smitten. Rat Capone perishes, clutching his spleen. And so, with Rat Capone defeated, they got the Awesome Crystal's Cake of Justice and escaped.

Chapter 4 - Epilogue




Although hard they had triumphed and ensured that the Awesome Crystal's Cake of Justice was out of Rat Capone's hands forever. They had a funeral for Monty who died of being murdered by Dale secretly . Gadget and Mole became life partners in a civil ceremony but they later divorced citing Gadget's personality disorder.
THE END!

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