The Random Rangers in

The Case of the Long Codpiece

Chapter 1 - The New Case



This man is evil: he wants to destroy your flan.

The Rangers are at home waiting for a crime. Chip is reading a Sureluck Jones story, The Case of the Crossbow of Sad Omnipotence . Dale is watching television. Gadget is fixing an invention, a teddy bear for rodents. Monty is telling a story about the time he quested for a provolone spice rack in Mexico. Zipper is doing whatever it is he does. Suddenly, they got a phone call, telling them that Nimnul had stolen the Long Codpiece!
"We have to stop Nimnul and reclaim the Long Codpiece, or else he might use it to get bread!" Chip ordered. So they went questing for Nimnul and the Long Codpiece.
Meanwhile, in professor Nimnul's laboratory, Nimnul explained his plan to his minions. "My plan is to to get alien power ", said Nimnul. Of course, they wondered if he also planned to destroy the world supply of flan now that he had the Long Codpiece. Nimnul replied that he would indeed, as it was quite obvious . They all laughed evily.

Chapter 2 - The Search




The rangers were looking for any sign the Long Codpiece or Nimnul.

Chip looked around the Happy Tom cat food factory. The cat food factory is infested with a underwear. Wart is there. Chip goes unnoticed. Dale traveled to the sewers. The sewers are flooded. Dale looks around the place and searches for the Long Codpiece. . Dale doesn't find anything. Gadget traveled to the bank. The bank, next to a Pet Store, is quiet . Tammy is there. Monty went to the Ranger Tree. The Ranger Tree is clean. Lahwhinie is there. Zipper goes unnoticed. Zipper looked around the Ranger Tree. Monty goes unnoticed.

Chip went to an abandoned warehouse. The warehouse is cold. Chip dilligently examines the place. Chip finds an tasty finger , obviously indicating by simple induction that Nimnul is hiding out in professor Nimnul's laboratory . He goes there to investigate. Dale traveled to an abandoned warehouse. Gadget looked around the city. The city is a wretched hive of scum and villainy. Gadget methodically looks for signs of the Long Codpiece. Gadget finds signs of a struggle . Analysis of it with her Geiger counter, obviously suggests by simple induction that the Long Codpiece is hidden in professor Nimnul's laboratory . She goes there to look. Monty looked around the sewers. Monty checks the place for clues. Monty found a bit of Egyptian skin . From his expert experiences with pants, he realized this suggested the Long Codpiece is in professor Nimnul's laboratory! So, he goes there to check before telling the others. Zipper looked around the city.

Chip went to professor Nimnul's laboratory. Nimnul's laboratory pulses with powerful machines. Fat Cat is there. Mole is there. Snout is there. Rat Capone is there. Nimnul is there. Chip spies on Nimnul hiding in the shadows. He sees Nimnul implementing his plan to get alien power . Chip goes unnoticed. Dale looked around the bank. Gadget traveled to professor Nimnul's laboratory. Gadget spies on Nimnul, holding the Long Codpiece. Rat Capone missed Chip. Nimnul missed Chip. Chip tries to escape. Chip flees the battle! Gadget tries to escape. Gadget says "Gosh! This is dangerous!" and flees.. Monty traveled to professor Nimnul's laboratory. Monty watches Nimnul hiding in the shadows. He thinks that Nimnul's plan is to get a green back of legend. Snout stomped Monty. Monty is hurt. Rat Capone missed Monty. Nimnul missed Monty. Monty flings a nearby underwear at Fat Cat. Fat Cat is maybe mortally wounded. Monty tries to escape. Zipper searched the city museum. The museum is having exhibits on a piano of virility, Ancient Iraq, and the well known silver crossbow of legend. Zipper looks around the location. Zipper doesn't find anything.

So the Rangers knew about the location of the Long Codpiece.

On the way back home, Monty is caught in a a rat cage set by Nimnul. Thankfully, Zipper noticed this happening and rushed to his friend's aid. Zipper eventually extracted Monty from out of the dangerous trap and back to headquarters.

Everyone gathered back at the Ranger Tree.

"I have a grave wound by injuries inflicted by Nimnul's sneaky attack !", Monty complained. " This reminds me of the time I fought a smelly crystal in Hong Kong"

Gadget looked at Monty's body. " Golly! That must be painful.. ", Gadget exclaimed. " I can deal with this though - we can rebuild him, even sexier than before! Chip, hand me my good hammer and a fishstick! ", she concluded. Monty was anesthetized by Gadget with a hammer. Gadget works quickly to heal Monty. She did have to resort to heroic measures.

"I couldn't stand to be without your vast experience! ", she cried.

At last, Monty's condition stablized. (Despite Gadget having extra parts.) Chip comes up with a plan. Chip devises a hateful plan to destroy Nimnul and explains it to the others. Tammy arrived at the Ranger Tree. Zipper approached Tammy.

"I really am noticing your forbidden-fruit appeal as a teenage rodent , Tammy", said Zipper.

"I am glad to know that, Zipper", replied Tammy.

Zipper paused a moment, then spoke. "Tammy, I think I can help you work through your low standards ", Zipper said.

Tammy was agreeable. Their conversation was interrupted by their leaving to destroy Nimnul and return the Long Codpiece.

Chapter 3 - The Battle


Wanted for multiple homicide: Gadget Hackwrench. Known to posess nuclear weapons and rocket propelled tripwires.

Reaching professor Nimnul's laboratory, they carry out their attack. Fat Cat is hurt. Mole is gravely wounded. Snout is maybe mortally wounded. Rat Capone is gravely wounded. Nimnul is smitten.

"Hey! It's that chipmunk!", warned Nimnul. Rat Capone missed Gadget. Nimnul missed Gadget. Chip quickly thought up a tactical plan. "Dale! Nimnul's nose his is secret weakness!", Chip ordered. "Monty! Confuse them somehow!",Chip ordered. "Zipper! Fly into Nimnul and destroy his kidney! ", Chip ordered. Chip battles Nimnul. Nimnul is slightly wounded. Gadget snipes Snout with her potent rocket. Snout is seriously hurt. Monty roundhouse kicks Fat Cat who lands on a pencil. Fat Cat is slighty hurt. Zipper uses Fly Attack on Snout. Snout is seriously wounded. Snout collapses, screaming "Ow! The agony!"

Fat Cat missed Dale. Rat Capone missed Gadget. Chip trips Nimnul. Nimnul is hurt. Dale tries to surprise Rat Capone. Gadget trips Nimnul using a plunger. Nimnul is only very slightly harmed. Monty is fighting with Nimnul.

Fat Cat stomped Dale. Dale is slightly wounded. Nimnul missed Dale. Chip trips Fat Cat. Fat Cat is only very slightly harmed. Dale attacks Fat Cat. Fat Cat is smitten. Monty spars with Rat Capone. Zipper dive-bombs Nimnul. Nimnul is slighty hurt.

Fat Cat stomped Chip. Chip is slightly wounded. Rat Capone missed Gadget. Nimnul missed Gadget. Chip trips Mole. Mole is maybe mortally wounded. Mole perishes, clutching his injured groin. Dale goes to attack Mole, but he is already dead.

Fat Cat missed Zipper. Nimnul missed Monty. Monty attempts to clobber Rat Capone with a coat hangar. Zipper flies around Fat Cat.

Rat Capone bit Dale. Dale is only very slightly harmed. Nimnul shouts at Dale, "You are bad because you have laziness!" "Well, so did my mother, " Dale replies. Zipper uses Fly Attack on Fat Cat. Fat Cat is slighty hurt.

Fat Cat bit Gadget. Gadget is gravely injured. Rat Capone missed Monty. Nimnul missed Chip. Chip fights with Rat Capone. Monty grapples with Rat Capone. Zipper rams Rat Capone. Rat Capone is slighty hurt.

Rat Capone missed Dale. Nimnul swatted Monty. Monty is smitten.

Fat Cat missed Zipper. Rat Capone missed Zipper. Nimnul missed Monty. Monty body-slams Rat Capone. Rat Capone is wounded. Rat Capone is killed by Monty's attack. Zipper hits Nimnul. Nimnul is only very slightly harmed.

Nimnul stomped Chip. Chip is injured. Monty attempts to clobber Nimnul with a helmet. Zipper uses Fly Attack on Fat Cat. Fat Cat is only very slightly harmed.

Fat Cat missed Gadget. Chip fights with Fat Cat. Monty attempts to grab Nimnul.

Fat Cat hit Monty. Monty is slightly wounded. Nimnul missed Zipper. Gadget sets off a plutonium explosive on Fat Cat. Fat Cat is injured. Fat Cat is killed by Gadget's attack. Zipper goes to attack Fat Cat, but he is already dead.

Nimnul bit Monty. Monty is seriously hurt. Chip strikes Nimnul. Nimnul is slightly wounded. Dale taunts Nimnul. Nimnul is slightly wounded. Gadget trips Nimnul using a rocket propelled tripwire. Nimnul is slightly wounded. Zipper dive-bombs Nimnul.

Nimnul stabbed Chip. Chip is only very slightly harmed. Dale jumps on Nimnul. Nimnul is slightly wounded. Gadget tries to trip Nimnul using a codpiece. Monty flings a nearby bed at Nimnul, but misses.

Nimnul bit Dale. Dale is severely injured. Dale attacks Nimnul. Nimnul is slightly wounded. Gadget pokes Nimnul. Nimnul is only very slightly harmed. Zipper rams Nimnul. Nimnul is slightly wounded.

Nimnul missed Zipper. Chip trips Nimnul. Nimnul is only very slightly harmed. Gadget trips Nimnul using a rocket propelled tripwire. Nimnul is smitten. Nimnul is killed by Gadget's attack. Monty goes to attack Nimnul, but he is already dead. Zipper goes to attack Nimnul, but he is already dead. And so, with Nimnul defeated, they got the Long Codpiece and escaped.

Chapter 4 - Epilogue


Chip, poster chipmunk for nugget addiction. Never forget.

Although difficult they had prevailed and ensured that the Long Codpiece was out of Nimnul's hands forever. Zipper and Tammy got hitched in a big ceremony and lived happily. Regretably, Chip developed a nugget addiction and died forsaken by the others in a seedy motel.
THE END!

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