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The Case of the Potent Plunger of Ancients


Chapter 1 - The New Case



She looks like she's building something with "of doom" in the name, right?

The Rangers are at home relaxing. Chip is studying up on footwear impression analysis. Dale is watching television. Gadget is planning a project, a coat hangar of doom. The project is working out well, because she had all the required parts available. Monty is eating a provolone cake. Zipper is buzzing around. All of a sudden, they got an email, telling them that Nimnul had built the Potent Plunger of Ancients!
"We have to stop Nimnul and reclaim the Potent Plunger of Ancients, or else Nimnul may conquer all life!" Chip suggested. So they went looking for Nimnul and the Potent Plunger of Ancients.
Meanwhile, in the cola bottling plant, Nimnul revealed his plans to his minions. "My plan is to control the world market of treasure ", said Nimnul. Obviously, they inquired if he also planned to get awesome wealth now that he had the Potent Plunger of Ancients. Nimnul said that he would indeed, and he already thought of it . They all appreciated their clever plan.

Chapter 2 - The Search


Like that of Romeo and Juliet, the relationship between Chip and Nimnul can only end in tragedy.

The rangers were looking for any lead on the Potent Plunger of Ancients or Nimnul.

Chip went to the Acorn Club. The Acorn Club is having a performance by Clarice. Chip methodically looks for clues of Nimnul. Chip finds signs of a struggle , suggesting that Nimnul is hiding out in the cola bottling plant . He goes there to investigate. Dale went to the theater. The theater is showing Lord of the perilous stick of justice. Dale wanders around the location and looks for clues. He is diverted by seeing a spork. Dale discovered unusual candle markings and drill marks on a weapon but drew no conclusions. Gadget looked around a city street. The street is busy. Gadget dilligently searches the place. Gadget finds a brain , wearing her nightvision goggles, suggesting that Nimnul is hiding out in the cola bottling plant . She goes there to look. Monty searched the Happy Tom cat food factory. The cat food factory was stockpiling muffin. Monty checks the location for clues. Monty doesn't find anything. Zipper looked around a city street.

Chip looked around the cola bottling plant. The cola plant still smells of death. Wart is there. Rat Capone is there. Bubbles is there. Lahwhinie is there. Nimnul is there. Chip watches Nimnul hiding in the shadows. He hears Nimnul implementing his plan control the world market of treasure . Chip goes unnoticed. Dale went to the Ranger Tree. The Ranger Tree is cluttered. Fat Cat is there. Dale goes unnoticed. Gadget went to the cola bottling plant. Gadget spies on Nimnul, with the Potent Plunger of Ancients. Wart swatted Chip. Chip is greviously hurt. Rat Capone missed Chip. Bubbles bit Gadget. Gadget is only very slightly harmed. Nimnul missed Gadget. Chip taunts Rat Capone. Rat Capone is seriously injured. Chip tries to escape. Chip flees the battle! Gadget tries to escape. Gadget says "Gosh! This is dangerous!" and flees.. Monty looked around Cat Alley. Cat Alley is devoid of cats today. Monty investigates the place for clues. Monty sees nothing of interest. Zipper traveled to the subway system. The subways are full of camera. Mepps is there. Snout is there. Foxglove is there. Zipper goes unnoticed.

So the Rangers located the location of the Potent Plunger of Ancients.



Everyone gathered back at the Ranger Tree.

"I have a severe wound, caused by Wart's attack! ", Chip exclaimed.

"Don't worry, that doesn't look all that bad", Gadget said. Gadget bandaged Chip's wound. "There! All better! ", Gadget proclaimed. Chip was good as new. Gadget thinks up a plan. Gadget suggests - detonate an smelly sock inside the cola bottling plant, surprising Nimnul as he is unlikely have a plan in place to deal with that, and subsequently recover the Potent Plunger of Ancients. Nimnul arrived at the Ranger Tree. Chip went up to Nimnul. "I sure like your widely appreciated towering academic magnificence , Nimnul", said Chip. "I'm glad you noticed, Chip", responded Nimnul. "I sure care for your bright, alert eyes and small nose , Chip", said Nimnul. "I am happy to know that, Nimnul", answered Chip. The discussion was finished by their leaving to destroy Nimnul and recover the Potent Plunger of Ancients.

Chapter 3 - The Battle




Arriving at the cola bottling plant, they carry out their attack. Wart is greviously wounded. Rat Capone is seriously wounded. Rat Capone dies of Gadget's attack plan. Bubbles is only very slightly harmed. Lahwhinie is seriously wounded. Lahwhinie collapses, shouting "Oy! The agony!"

"Hey! It's that chipmunk!", shouted Nimnul. Wart missed Chip. Bubbles missed Monty. Chip rapidly developed a attack plan. "Zipper! Fly into Nimnul and strike his liver! ", Chip ordered. Chip trips Bubbles. Bubbles is slighty hurt. Monty hurls a nearby plunger at Wart. Wart is severely wounded. Wart dies of Monty's attack. Zipper goes to attack Wart, but he is already dead.

Bubbles tells Dale, "You are bad because you have laziness!" "You lie! "Dale shouts. Chip tries to surprise Bubbles. Dale jumps on Bubbles. Bubbles is slightly wounded. Monty clobbers Bubbles with a leotard. Bubbles is only very slightly harmed.

Bubbles missed Gadget. Chip jumps on Bubbles. Bubbles is only very slightly harmed. Dale attempts to distract Bubbles . Gadget bites Bubbles. Bubbles is slightly wounded. Monty bashes Bubbles with a crossbow. Bubbles is only very slightly harmed. Zipper flies around Bubbles.

Bubbles missed Dale. Chip trips Bubbles. Bubbles is slighty hurt. Dale slugs Bubbles. Bubbles is slightly wounded. Gadget hits Bubbles. Bubbles is slightly wounded. Zipper uses Fly Attack on Bubbles. Bubbles is only very slightly harmed.

Dale tries to sneak up on Bubbles. Zipper distracts Bubbles.

Bubbles missed Zipper. Chip kicks Bubbles. Bubbles is slightly wounded. Gadget tries to hit Bubbles but is evaded.

Bubbles missed Gadget. Dale taunts Bubbles. Bubbles is only very slightly harmed. Zipper distracts Bubbles.

Bubbles missed Chip. Dale strikes Bubbles. Bubbles is only very slightly harmed. Monty grapples with Bubbles. Zipper battles Bubbles. Bubbles is slightly wounded.

Bubbles missed Dale. Chip is fighting with Bubbles. Dale attacks Bubbles. Bubbles is slighty hurt. Zipper uses Fly Attack on Bubbles. Bubbles is slightly wounded.

Chip trips Bubbles. Bubbles is slighty hurt.

Chip trips Bubbles. Bubbles is only very slightly harmed. Monty throws a atomic plunger at Bubbles. Bubbles is slightly wounded.

Bubbles missed Chip. Chip attacks Bubbles. Bubbles is only very slightly harmed. Monty clobbers Bubbles. Bubbles is slightly wounded. Zipper battles Bubbles. Bubbles is slighty hurt.

Bubbles missed Dale. Monty fights with Bubbles. Zipper distracts Bubbles.

Bubbles bit Chip. Chip is gravely wounded. Chip trips Bubbles. Bubbles is slightly wounded. Gadget is cornered and clobbers Bubbles with her wrench. Bubbles is slightly wounded. Bubbles collapses, screaming "Ouch! The agony!" Monty goes to attack Bubbles, but he is already dead. Zipper goes to attack Bubbles, but he is already dead.

Unexpectedly, Nimnul died because the battle was using excessive server resources. The rangers win and save the Potent Plunger of Ancients or whatever they were going to do.

Chapter 4 - Epilogue




Although coming at great cost they had triumphed and ensured that the Potent Plunger of Ancients was out of Nimnul's hands forever. After the sad death of Nimnul of bad dramatic timing, Chip never found love again.
THE END!

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