The Random Rangers in

The Case of the Ice Piano of Death


Chapter 1 - The New Case





The Rangers are in their tree waiting for any caper. Chip is studying up on detection. Dale is sleeping, dreaming about super duper stick. Gadget is working on a project, a new kind of camera.The project is going well, because she had all the required parts in stock . Monty is cooking up a swiss cheese egg roll. Zipper is buzzing around. Suddenly, they saw a news report, informing them that Rat Capone had ilegally created the Ice Piano of Death!
"We have to thwart Rat Capone and reclaim the Ice Piano of Death, or else he may harm rock!" Chip said. So they went hunting for Rat Capone and the Ice Piano of Death.
Meanwhile, in the Ranger Tree, Rat Capone explained his plan to his minions. "My plan is to to kill all squirrels ", said Rat Capone. Being dumb, they inquired if he also planned to destroy the dish washer industry now that he had the Ice Piano of Death. Rat Capone said that he would indeed, and he already thought of it . They all brooded darkly.

Chapter 2 - The Search




The rangers were looking for any trace of the Ice Piano of Death or Rat Capone.

Chip traveled to professor Nimnul's laboratory. Nimnul's laboratory creeks with malevonent inventions. Chip carefully searches the location. Chip finds stapler marks on a lipstick , indicating by simple induction that Rat Capone is hiding out in the Ranger Tree . He goes there to investigate. Dale went to a city street. The street is busy. Dale wanders around the location and looks for a camera. . Dale found a clue pointing to the Ranger Tree. Gadget looked around Cat Alley. Cat Alley is devoid of cats today. Gadget dilligently looks for signs of the Ice Piano of Death. Gadget finds Rat Capone's unusual egg . Examination of it with her microscope, undoubtedly indicates by elementary deduction that Rat Capone is hiding out in the Ranger Tree . She goes there to look. Monty went to the city museum. The museum is having exhibits on a magical mirror's leotard of royal death, Ancient Burma, and the famous groinegg. Monty investigates the place for clues. Monty doesn't find anything. Zipper looked around the theater. The theater is showing Lord of the fatty lipstick. Bubbles is there. Zipper goes unnoticed.

Chip looked around the Ranger Tree. The Ranger Tree is cluttered. Nimnul is there. Wart is there. Mole is there. Rat Capone is there. Snout is there. Lahwhinie is there. Chip watches Rat Capone hiding in the shadows. He observes Rat Capone implementing his plan to kill all squirrels . Chip goes unnoticed. Dale searched the Ranger Tree. Dale spies on Rat Capone from the shadows. Wart missed Chip. Rat Capone missed Dale. Dale battles Lahwhinie. Lahwhinie is smitten. Chip tries to escape. Dale tries to escape. Gadget went to the Ranger Tree. Gadget spies on Rat Capone, carying the Ice Piano of Death. Nimnul stomped Gadget. Gadget is maybe mortally injured. Nimnul tells Gadget, "You are bad because you have skinny rodent legs!" "At least I don't have a unforgivable wont to concoct evil schemes , "Gadget responds. Wart missed Chip. Rat Capone bit Dale. Dale is greviously injured. Snout missed Dale. Dale tries to take Lahwhinie by surprise. Chip tries to escape. Chip flees the battle! Dale tries to escape. Gadget tries to escape. Gadget says "Golly! This is intense!" and flees.. Monty traveled to the Ranger Tree. Monty spies on Rat Capone lurking in the shadows. He thinks that Rat Capone's plan is to hurt the Rescue Rangers. Nimnul swatted Chip. Chip is greviously wounded. Wart missed Chip. Rat Capone missed Dale. Snout swatted Gadget. Gadget is gravely wounded. Gadget, injured by Snout's attack, collapses, clearly not long for the world and gasps " Oh no! I never told anyone about my feelings for Dale!" and perishes. Chip fights Snout. Snout is injured. Monty clobbers Lahwhinie. Lahwhinie is seriously injured. Lahwhinie dies of Monty's attack. Dale tries to escape. Dale flees the battle! Chip tries to escape. Chip flees the battle! Gadget tries to escape. Gadget wanted to escape but was dead. Monty tries to escape. Monty flees the battle! Zipper looked around the city. The city is unaware of its impending destruction. Mepps is there. Foxglove is there. Zipper goes unnoticed.

So the Rangers had found the location of the Ice Piano of Death.



Everyone gathered back at the Ranger Tree.

"My mouth is severely injured! ", Dale yelled. "I sure hope it isn't fatal!"

"It's not so bad, you won't even have a scar ", Chip said. Chip treated Dale's injury. "There! Good as new! ", Chip announced. Dale was good as new. Chip devises a plan. Chip comes up with a tactical plan to overcome Rat Capone and expounds it to the others. Mepps arrived at the Ranger Tree. Zipper went up to Mepps.

"I sure am hearing a lot about your pretty eyes , Mepps", said Zipper.

"I'm glad you finally noticed, Zipper", replied Mepps. "I was worried you thought I had a substance abuse problem ."

Their conversation was finished by their leaving to attack Rat Capone and return the Ice Piano of Death.

Chapter 3 - The Battle




Reaching the Ranger Tree, they initiate their attack. Nimnul is injured. Wart is severely wounded. Mole is maybe mortally wounded. Rat Capone is maybe mortally hurt. Snout is seriously hurt. Snout collapses, shouting "Ow! The pain!" Lahwhinie is seriously hurt. Lahwhinie dies, clutching her injured torso. Mepps is greviously wounded.

Nimnul missed Dale. Wart missed Zipper. Rat Capone missed Monty. Chip quickly developed a further plan. "Monty! You should take out Rat Capone's brain!",Chip advised. Chip whips Nimnul. Nimnul is slighty hurt. Dale punches Wart. Wart is smitten. Monty spars with Rat Capone. Zipper taunts Mole. Mole is slightly wounded.

Nimnul shouts at Chip, "You suck because you have pathetic excuse for a tail !" "Sticks and stones! " Chip shouts. Wart missed Zipper. Mole stabbed Chip. Chip is slightly wounded. Rat Capone stomped Monty. Monty is slighty hurt. Dale attacks Nimnul. Nimnul is only very slightly harmed. Monty punches Rat Capone. Rat Capone is maybe mortally injured. Zipper dive-bombs Mepps.

Nimnul stabbed Monty. Monty is slightly wounded. Wart missed Monty. Dale battles Wart. Wart is seriously wounded. Wart dies of Dale's attack. Monty tossses Mepps . Mepps is slighty hurt.

Mepps missed Chip. Chip slugs Mole. Mole is wounded. Mole dies, screaming "Ouch! The agony!" Dale strikes Nimnul. Nimnul is only very slightly harmed. Monty clobbers Nimnul. Nimnul is only very slightly harmed. Zipper hits Nimnul. Nimnul is only very slightly harmed.

Nimnul bit Monty. Monty is hurt. Mepps missed Chip. Chip spars with Mepps. Dale fights Mepps. Mepps is seriously wounded.

Nimnul swatted Monty. Monty is hurt. Rat Capone missed Chip. Chip trips Rat Capone. Rat Capone is gravely wounded. Rat Capone dies, screaming "Oy! The pain!" Dale goes to attack Rat Capone, but he is already dead. Monty tries to bash Mepps with a nugget. Zipper dive-bombs Nimnul. Nimnul is slighty hurt. And so, with Rat Capone defeated, they got the Ice Piano of Death and escaped.

Chapter 4 - Epilogue




Although hard they had prevailed and ensured that the Ice Piano of Death was out of Rat Capone's hands forever. They thought Gadget was too pretty to bury, so they preserved her in alcohol and kept her in a jar in the Ranger Tree. Zipper and Mepps got hitched in a civil wedding and grew old together .
THE END!

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