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The Adventure of the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence


Chapter 1 - The New Case





The Rangers are in their tree waiting for their next caper. Chip is studying up on forensics. Dale is reading a comic book, The Amazing treasure Dude. Gadget is planning a project, an improved truck screwdriver .. Monty is eating a cheddar pizza. Zipper is buzzing around. Without warning, a message arrived, informing them that Fat Cat had swiped the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence!
"We have to thwart Fat Cat and destroy the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence, or else he may destroy the sword of Earth.!" Chip said. So they went hunting for Fat Cat and the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence.
Meanwhile, in the Happy Tom cat food factory, Fat Cat told his minions about his plan. "My plan is to to steal the city's spice rack ", said Fat Cat. Obviously, they asked if he also planned to kill all zebras now that he had the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence. Fat Cat said that he would indeed, and he already thought of it . They all appreciated their clever plan.

Chapter 2 - The Search




The rangers were looking for any lead on the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence or Fat Cat.

Chip traveled to the subway system. The subways are dark. Mepps is there. Tammy is there. Chip goes unnoticed. Dale searched the sewers. The sewers are dark. Dale wanders around the place and searches for anything interesting. He gets frustrated because he expected to find a dish washer here. Dale found a clue pointing to the Happy Tom cat food factory. Gadget went to the subway system. Chip goes unnoticed. Monty looked around the park. The park is sunny. squirrels are playing. Lahwhinie is there. Foxglove is there. Monty goes unnoticed. Zipper traveled to the Ranger Tree. The Ranger Tree is tidy. Zipper spies around the place. Zipper finds lipstick leavings , and thinks it means Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence is in the Happy Tom cat food factory. He goes in that direction to look.

Chip went to the Happy Tom cat food factory. The cat food factory was stockpiling soup. Wart is there. Fat Cat is there. Chip watches Fat Cat lurking in rafters. He sees Fat Cat bragging about his plan to steal the city's spice rack . Chip goes unnoticed. Dale looked around the Happy Tom cat food factory. Dale spies on Fat Cat from the shadows. Wart swatted Chip. Chip is severely hurt. Chip tries to escape. Dale tries to escape. Gadget looked around the park. Monty hurls a nearby magazine at Lahwhinie, but it is dodged. Monty tries to escape. Gadget tries to escape. Gadget says "Gosh! This is dangerous!" and flees.. Monty went to the theater. The theater is showing Lord of the crossbow of mystic legend. Snout is there. Monty goes unnoticed. Zipper traveled to the Happy Tom cat food factory. Zipper flies about spying on Fat Cat, looking for the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence. Wart missed Chip. Fat Cat missed Zipper. Chip whips Wart. Wart is injured. Zipper rams Fat Cat. Fat Cat is only very slightly harmed. Chip tries to escape. Chip flees the battle! Dale tries to escape. Zipper tries to escape. Zipper flies away, escaping the battle.

So the Rangers located the location of the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence.



Everyone gathered back at the Ranger Tree.

"I have a severe wound, caused by Wart's attack! ", Chip said.

"It's not so bad, it is just a flesh wound ", Dale reassured Chip. Dale treated Chip's injury. "There! Good as new! ", Dale announced. Chip felt better. Chip devises a plan. Chip comes up with a tactical plan to beat Fat Cat and explains it to the others. They make the required spice rack costumes out of cake parts. Wart arrived at the Ranger Tree. Chip approached Wart.

"I care for your green skin , Wart", said Chip.

"I am happy to know that, Chip", answered Wart.

Chip thought a moment, then spoke. "Wart, I think I can help you work through the issues you have with your cold blood ", Chip said.

Wart was agreeable. The discussion was ended by their leaving to attack Fat Cat and recover the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence.

Chapter 3 - The Battle




Getting to the Happy Tom cat food factory, they implement their attack. Fat Cat is severely wounded.

Fat Cat stomped Chip. Chip is injured. Chip rapidly developed a battle plan. "Gadget! Watch out for Fat Cat's nose! It's poisonous!", Chip warned. Chip trips Fat Cat. Fat Cat is greviously injured. Gadget trips Fat Cat using a rocket propelled tripwire. Fat Cat is gravely wounded. Fat Cat collapses, shouting "Oy! The pain!" Monty goes to attack Fat Cat, but he is already dead. Zipper goes to attack Fat Cat, but he is already dead. And so, with Fat Cat incapacitated, they got the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence and escaped.

Chapter 4 - Epilogue




Although difficult they had triumphed and ensured that the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence was out of Fat Cat's hands forever. Chip and Wart became life partners in a big wedding but Wart got killed in a wig "accident" later. Unfortunately, Sparky got a stone kidney syndrome and eventually died during experimental stick therapy.
THE END!

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