This section describes the weapons found in the game.
Weapon | Damage Rating | Special |
Stick | 1 | |
Sports Ball | 1 | |
Pencil | 1 | |
Plastic Spork | 1 | Disects Food |
Chromatic Cookie | 1 | Various effects |
Flask | 1 | Various chemical splashes |
Networking Cable | 2 | |
Blue Gum | 2 | Blueberry Death |
Screwdriver | 3 | |
Lens | 3 | Detects Defective Items |
Novel | 3 | Estimates IN |
Meter Stick | 4 | |
Scalpel | 4 | Disects Food |
Rock | 5 | |
Rubber Wand | 7 | Issues Blazing Electric Death |
Textbook | 5 | May stun enemies |
Baseball Bat | 9 | |
Metal Slab | 9 | Also can be used as armor |
Bullwhip | 10 | |
Frying Pan | 10 | Also can be used as armor |
Knife | 10 | Disects Food |
Dragon Fang | 12 | Very accurate (+50% To-hit) |
Pick-Axe | 12 | |
Dread Sword of Nerfing | 15 | Can reduce enemy stats |
Glowing Sword | 20 | |
Pen of The Propagandists | 25 | May charm creatures |