The Random Rangers in

The Adventure of the Good Piano



Chapter 1 - The New Case





The Rangers are in their tree waiting for a caper. Chip is reading a Sureluck Jones story. Dale is sleeping, dreaming about cupcake. Gadget is fixing an invention, a rodent-sized dish washer.. Monty is telling a tale about his quest for the mystic provolone teddy bear. Zipper is flying. Without warning, they noticed an item in the paper, telling them that Rat Capone had stolen the Good Piano!
"We have to stop Rat Capone and destroy the Good Piano, or else he probably plans to get a wonderful ear of potency!" Chip said. So they went questing for Rat Capone and the Good Piano.
Meanwhile, in the subway system, Rat Capone explained his plan to his minions. "My plan is to to corner the world supply of cupcake ", explained Rat Capone. Being dumb, they asked if he also planned to enslave all zebras now that he had the Good Piano. Rat Capone said that he would not, because it was a moronic idea. They all laughed menacingly.

Chapter 2 - The Search




The rangers were looking for any sign the Good Piano or Rat Capone.

Chip went to a city street. The street is calm. Chip methodically searches the place. Chip finds unusual treasure markings , clearly indicating by simple logic that the Good Piano is being kept in the subway system. He goes there to investigate. Dale looked around the Happy Tom cat food factory. The cat food factory was stockpiling wonton. Dale looks around the place and looks for Rat Capone. . Dale can't find anything. Gadget searched the Acorn Club. The Acorn Club is having a performance by Clarice. Foxglove is there. Monty looked around the city museum. The museum is having exhibits on a thighcandle, Ancient the Soviet Union, and the obscure poofy sword. Monty investigates the place for evidence. Monty found evidence of a missing gallbladder . From his expert experiences with pants, he thought this is a sure sign that Rat Capone is in the subway system! So, he goes there to check before telling the others. Zipper searched the city museum.

Chip went to the subway system. The subways are the concrete roosting place of the backstick. Fat Cat is there. Snout is there. Bubbles is there. Rat Capone is there. Mole is there. Chip spies on Rat Capone hiding in the shadows. He sees Rat Capone bragging about his plan to corner the world supply of cupcake . Chip goes unnoticed. Dale looked around Cat Alley. Cat Alley is full of cats today. Nimnul is there. Tammy is there. Dale goes unnoticed. Gadget traveled to the park. The park is sunny. chipmunks are running. Gadget methodically checks the place. Gadget thinks there is no trace of the Good Piano. Monty traveled to the subway system. Monty spies on Rat Capone hiding in rafters. He thinks that Rat Capone's plan is to make Monty die horribly. Bubbles missed Monty. Mole kicked Chip. Chip is smitten. Chip attempts to take Mole by surprise. Chip tries to escape. Chip flees the battle! Monty tries to escape. Monty flees the battle! Zipper searched the subway system. Zipper flies about spying on Rat Capone, looking for the Good Piano. Fat Cat missed Zipper. Bubbles missed Zipper. Rat Capone missed Zipper. Mole missed Zipper. Zipper rams Snout. Snout is seriously hurt. Zipper tries to escape. Zipper flies away, escaping the battle.

So the Rangers detected the location of the Good Piano.



Everyone gathered back at the Ranger Tree.

"I'm lightly wounded! ", Chip said.

"Don't worry, it's a very minor injury ", Dale determined. Dale bandaged Chip's foot injury. "There! All better! ", Dale proclaimed. Chip felt better. Monty invents a plan. Monty's plan is to get themselves ancient weapons. Sparky arrived at the Ranger Tree. Chip saw Sparky.

"I really like your renowned great Doc Brown impression , Sparky", said Chip.

"I am thrilled to know that, Chip", replied Sparky.

Chip thought a moment, then spoke. "Sparky, I think that if we work together, I can help you work through the issues you have with your an electricity addiction ", Chip said.

Sparky seemed agreeable. Their conversation was finished by their leaving to attack Rat Capone and recover the Good Piano.

Chapter 3 - The Battle




Arriving at the subway system, they implement their attack. Fat Cat is maybe mortally injured. Snout is wounded. Bubbles is only very slightly harmed. Rat Capone is seriously wounded. Mole is smitten.

Fat Cat missed Gadget. Snout missed Monty. Bubbles missed Dale. Rat Capone stomped Monty. Monty is slighty hurt. Chip rapidly formulated a tactical plan. "Monty! Be careful around Rat Capone's belly! It has destroyed many remarkable mice!", Chip cautioned. Chip spars with Rat Capone. Dale attempts to draw Rat Capone's attention . Monty throws a fishstick at Bubbles. Bubbles is only very slightly harmed. Zipper taunts Mole. Mole is gravely wounded.

Snout stomped Monty. Monty is slightly wounded. Bubbles missed Dale. Rat Capone missed Dale. Mole kicked Chip. Chip is seriously hurt. Monty fights with Snout. Zipper taunts Snout. Snout is wounded.

Bubbles missed Gadget. Rat Capone missed Zipper. Mole hit Chip. Chip is slightly wounded. Chip trips Rat Capone. Rat Capone is gravely injured. Monty throws a banjo at Rat Capone. Rat Capone is maybe mortally wounded. Rat Capone is killed by Monty's attack. Zipper flies around Fat Cat. And so, with Rat Capone incapacitated, they got the Good Piano and escaped.


Chapter 4 - Epilogue




Although difficult they had triumphed and ensured that the Good Piano was out of Rat Capone's hands forever. Chip and Sparky got hitched in a big wedding and moved to Iraq.
THE END!

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