The Random Rangers in

The Adventure of the Good Piano


Chapter 1 - The New Case





The Rangers are in their tree waiting for a caper. Chip is reading a Sureluck Jones story. Dale is sleeping, dreaming about cupcake. Gadget is fixing an invention, a rodent-sized dish washer.. Monty is telling a tale about his quest for the mystic provolone teddy bear. Zipper is flying. Without warning, they noticed an item in the paper, telling them that Rat Capone had stolen the Good Piano!
"We have to stop Rat Capone and destroy the Good Piano, or else he probably plans to get a wonderful ear of potency!" Chip said. So they went questing for Rat Capone and the Good Piano.
Meanwhile, in the subway system, Rat Capone explained his plan to his minions. "My plan is to to corner the world supply of cupcake ", explained Rat Capone. Being dumb, they asked if he also planned to enslave all zebras now that he had the Good Piano. Rat Capone said that he would not, because it was a moronic idea. They all laughed menacingly.

Chapter 2 - The Search




The rangers were looking for any sign the Good Piano or Rat Capone.

Chip looked around an abandoned warehouse. The warehouse is boring. Lahwhinie is there. Chip goes unnoticed. Dale looked around an abandoned warehouse. Dale attempts to befuddle Lahwhinie by doing something with a ring. Chip tries to escape. Chip flees the battle! Dale tries to escape. Gadget looked around the bank. The bank, next to a Pet Store, is quiet with anticipation. Gadget carefully looks for clues . Gadget finds marks left by Rat Capone . Analysis of it with her gas chromatograph, indicates by elementary induction that the Good Piano is concealed in the subway system . She goes there to look. Monty traveled to the sewers. The sewers are infested with crocodillian thespians. Mepps is there. Wart is there. Sparky is there. Monty goes unnoticed. Zipper looked around the subway system. The subways are home to mole people. Fat Cat is there. Snout is there. Bubbles is there. Rat Capone is there. Mole is there. Zipper flies about spying on Rat Capone, looking for the Good Piano. Zipper goes unnoticed.

So the Rangers detected the location of the Good Piano.



Everyone gathered back at the Ranger Tree. Except of course for Zipper, who was now indisposed. This was because Zipper died of a infected brain , sadly. Chip comes up with a plan. Chip devises a clever scheme to overcome Rat Capone and expounds it to the others. Zipper finds the mystic eyelipstick his plan requires in the dump. Tammy arrived at the Ranger Tree. Monty went up to Tammy.

"I sure fancy your well-known cuteness , Tammy", said Monty.

"I'm pleased you noticed, Monty", responded Tammy.

"I fancy your masculine jawline , Monty", said Tammy.

"I'm pleased you noticed, Tammy", answered Monty.

Their conversation was finished by their leaving to destroy Rat Capone and recover the Good Piano.

Chapter 3 - The Battle




Arriving at the subway system, they implement their attack. Fat Cat is seriously wounded. Snout is greviously injured. Bubbles is slighty hurt. Rat Capone is maybe mortally wounded. Mole is greviously hurt.

"Hey! It's that mouse!", warned Rat Capone. Fat Cat kicked Monty. Monty is smitten. Snout missed Monty. Bubbles missed Gadget. Rat Capone missed Chip. Chip hastily thought up a battle plan. "Gadget! Be careful around Rat Capone's leg! It has destroyed many mice!", Chip warned. "Monty! Confuse the bad guys somehow!",Chip suggested. Chip attempts to confound Mole. Dale whips Fat Cat. Fat Cat is smitten. Monty bashes Bubbles with a cake. Bubbles is slighty hurt.

Fat Cat stabbed Chip. Chip is severely injured. Bubbles missed Monty. Rat Capone swatted Gadget. Gadget is greviously hurt. Gadget tries to trip Snout using a wire. Monty tries to clobber Rat Capone with a silver coat hangar.

Snout missed Gadget. Chip attacks Bubbles. Bubbles is slighty hurt. Dale attempts to confound Mole. Monty tossses Mole . Mole is smitten.

Fat Cat missed Monty. Snout missed Gadget. Bubbles missed Dale. Rat Capone stabbed Monty. Monty is slighty hurt. Gadget snipes Fat Cat with her suction cup AK-47. Fat Cat is slighty hurt. Fat Cat is killed by Gadget's attack. Monty goes to attack Fat Cat, but he is already dead.

Snout stomped Gadget. Gadget is injured. Bubbles stomped Gadget. Gadget is wounded. Rat Capone missed Gadget. Mole missed Dale. Dale trips Mole. Mole is gravely wounded. Mole is killed by Dale's attack. Gadget goes to attack Mole, but he is already dead. Monty whallops Snout. Snout is maybe mortally wounded. Snout dies of Monty's attack.

Chip fights with Rat Capone. Dale tries to distract Rat Capone . Gadget uses a small explosive near Rat Capone, to no effect.

Bubbles missed Chip. Rat Capone missed Chip. Dale spars with Rat Capone.

Bubbles missed Monty. Rat Capone hit Gadget. Gadget is smitten. Chip attempts to sneak up on Rat Capone. Dale tries to confuse Bubbles. Monty fights with Bubbles.

Rat Capone hit Gadget. Gadget is greviously injured. Gadget, mortally wounded by Rat Capone's attack, falls to her knees, and says " Oh no! I never told anyone about my feelings for Zipper!" and goes unconcious. Monty grapples with Bubbles.

Bubbles bit Dale. Dale is gravely hurt. Rat Capone swatted Monty. Monty is hurt. Chip slugs Bubbles. Bubbles is only very slightly harmed. Monty roundhouse kicks Bubbles . Bubbles is injured.

Bubbles missed Chip. Rat Capone hit Monty. Monty is slighty hurt. Chip fights Bubbles. Bubbles is slightly wounded. Dale jumps on Bubbles. Bubbles is slightly wounded.

Bubbles stomped Chip. Chip is slighty hurt. Rat Capone missed Dale. Monty tossses Rat Capone . Rat Capone is injured. Rat Capone is killed by Monty's attack. And so, with Rat Capone incapacitated, they got the Good Piano and escaped.

Chapter 4 - Epilogue




Although difficult they had triumphed and ensured that the Good Piano was out of Rat Capone's hands forever. They thought Gadget was too pretty to bury, so they preserved her in alcohol and kept her in a jar in the Ranger Tree. They had a funeral for Zipper who died of a infected brain . Monty and Tammy became life partners in a ancient ceremony and grew old together . Regretably, Sparky was diagnosed with a sad rash and eventually died during experimental shoe therapy.
THE END!

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