The Random Rangers in

The Adventure of the Good Piano


Chapter 1 - The New Case





The Rangers are in their tree waiting for a caper. Chip is reading a Sureluck Jones story. Dale is sleeping, dreaming about cupcake. Gadget is fixing an invention, a rodent-sized dish washer.. Monty is telling a tale about his quest for the mystic provolone teddy bear. Zipper is flying. Without warning, they noticed an item in the paper, telling them that Rat Capone had stolen the Good Piano!
"We have to stop Rat Capone and destroy the Good Piano, or else he probably plans to get a wonderful ear of potency!" Chip said. So they went questing for Rat Capone and the Good Piano.
Meanwhile, in the subway system, Rat Capone explained his plan to his minions. "My plan is to to corner the world supply of cupcake ", explained Rat Capone. Being dumb, they asked if he also planned to enslave all zebras now that he had the Good Piano. Rat Capone said that he would not, because it was a moronic idea. They all laughed menacingly.

Chapter 2 - The Search




The rangers were looking for any sign the Good Piano or Rat Capone.

Chip traveled to professor Nimnul's laboratory. Nimnul's laboratory creeks with magical machines. Chip methodically looks for signs of the Good Piano. Chip finds a bit of gifted skin , suggesting that Rat Capone is hiding out in the subway system . He goes there to investigate. Dale traveled to the sewers. The sewers contain disgarded wonton. Mepps is there. Wart is there. Sparky is there. Dale goes unnoticed. Gadget traveled to the bank. The bank, adjacent a candle, is quiet with excitement. Gadget carefully searches the place. Gadget finds Rat Capone's clothing . Examination of it with her microscope, obviously suggests by simple logic that the Good Piano is being kept in the subway system . She goes there to look. Monty went to the Acorn Club. The Acorn Club is having a performance by Clarice. Foxglove is there. Zipper traveled to Cat Alley. Cat Alley is full of cats today. Nimnul is there. Tammy is there. Zipper goes unnoticed.

Chip went to the subway system. The subways are full of sword. Fat Cat is there. Snout is there. Bubbles is there. Rat Capone is there. Mole is there. Chip spies on Rat Capone hiding in the shadows. He sees Rat Capone discussing his plan to corner the world supply of cupcake . Chip goes unnoticed. Dale searched the cola bottling plant. The cola plant still smells of death. Dale looks around the location and looks for clues. . Dale can't find anything. Gadget went to the subway system. Gadget spies on Rat Capone, carying the Good Piano. Fat Cat missed Gadget. Rat Capone missed Gadget. Chip tries to escape. Chip flees the battle! Gadget tries to escape. Gadget says "Wow! This is not good!" and gets away.. Monty went to the city museum. The museum is having exhibits on a egg of silver ancients, Ancient Burma, and the spectacular bellymirror. Monty checks the location for witnesses to the crime. Monty can't find anything. Zipper went to a city street. The street is a quiet residential one. Zipper searches the place. Zipper doesn't find anything.

So the Rangers had found the location of the Good Piano.



Everyone gathered back at the Ranger Tree. Except Zipper, who was not inclined to participate in their activities. This was because Zipper died of a infected spleen , sadly. Gadget thinks up a plan. Gadget presents her plan - detonate an unsanitary cake inside the subway system, surprising Rat Capone as he probably wouldn't to see that coming, and subsequently capture the Good Piano. Chip saw Gadget.

"I am noticing your well-known slender rodent legs and narrow waist , Gadget", said Chip.

" Oh, You could maybe help me dealing with the issues I have relating to my poor self confidence ," Gadget responded .

The discussion was finished by their leaving to attack Rat Capone and recover the Good Piano.

Chapter 3 - The Battle




Getting to the subway system, they carry out their attack. Fat Cat is hurt. Snout is gravely wounded. Snout perishes, screaming "Ouch! The agony!" Bubbles is slighty hurt. Rat Capone is severely hurt. Mole is greviously wounded.

"Woah! It's that mouse!", shouted Rat Capone. Bubbles missed Chip. Rat Capone missed Chip. Mole missed Gadget. Chip rapidly formulated a further plan. "Gadget! Be careful around Rat Capone's belly! It has destroyed many mice!", Chip cautioned. Chip grapples with Fat Cat. Monty body-slams Mole. Mole is hurt.

Fat Cat missed Chip. Bubbles stabbed Chip. Chip is severely hurt. Rat Capone missed Monty. Mole stomped Monty. Monty is slighty hurt. Dale attempts to distract Bubbles. Gadget slaps Mole. Mole is gravely wounded. Mole dies of Gadget's attack. Monty grapples with Bubbles.

Fat Cat swatted Monty. Monty is slightly wounded. Bubbles missed Gadget. Rat Capone missed Gadget. Chip attempts to surprise Rat Capone. Dale attempts to confuse Fat Cat. Gadget swings at Fat Cat with her hammer, but it is dodged. Monty body-slams Fat Cat. Fat Cat is gravely injured.

Fat Cat missed Gadget. Bubbles swatted Monty. Monty is only very slightly harmed. Rat Capone missed Gadget. Chip tries to take Fat Cat by surprise. Dale trips Fat Cat. Fat Cat is slightly wounded. Gadget detonates a little grenade near Bubbles, to no effect.

Fat Cat missed Gadget. Fat Cat tells Gadget, "You've got manic-depressive disorder!" "It's not true "Gadget replies. Bubbles bit Monty. Monty is slightly wounded. Rat Capone missed Monty. Gadget tries to slap Bubbles but is evaded.

Fat Cat missed Gadget. Bubbles missed Chip. Rat Capone missed Monty. Monty attempts to grab Fat Cat.

Fat Cat missed Gadget. Bubbles missed Dale. Rat Capone hit Monty. Monty is wounded. Rat Capone yells at Monty, "You suck because you have a lack of wisdom !" "At least I don't have numerous crimes , "Monty responds. Chip slugs Bubbles. Bubbles is slighty hurt. Dale makes faces at Rat Capone. Monty clobbers Bubbles with a mirror. Bubbles is slightly wounded.

Fat Cat missed Gadget. Bubbles missed Monty. Bubbles tells Monty, "Your problems result from having a tendency to brag!" "You should talk!, "Monty replies. Rat Capone hit Monty. Monty is only very slightly harmed. Gadget stabs at Rat Capone with her grease applicator gun, but it is dodged. Monty flings a magazine at Rat Capone, but it is blocked.

Fat Cat missed Monty. Bubbles stabbed Gadget. Gadget is only very slightly harmed. Rat Capone missed Chip. Monty throws a knitted chair at Fat Cat. Fat Cat is seriously injured. Fat Cat perishes, screaming "Ow! The pain!"

Bubbles stabbed Gadget. Gadget is gravely wounded. Chip attempts to surprise Bubbles. Monty throws a magical weapon at Bubbles. Bubbles is slighty hurt.

Bubbles missed Gadget. Rat Capone missed Gadget. Chip taunts Rat Capone. Rat Capone is gravely hurt. Rat Capone dies, clutching his wounded head . Dale swings at Bubbles. Monty throws a nearby magazine at Bubbles, but it is blocked. And so, with Rat Capone dead, they got the Good Piano and escaped.

Chapter 4 - Epilogue




Although difficult they had triumphed and ensured that the Good Piano was out of Rat Capone's hands forever. They had a funeral for Zipper who died of a infected spleen . Chip and Gadget got hitched in a civil ceremony but they later divorced citing lung-related disagreements.
THE END!

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