The Random Rangers in

The Adventure of the Good Piano


Chapter 1 - The New Case





The Rangers are in their tree waiting for a caper. Chip is reading a Sureluck Jones story. Dale is sleeping, dreaming about cupcake. Gadget is fixing an invention, a rodent-sized dish washer.. Monty is telling a tale about his quest for the mystic provolone teddy bear. Zipper is flying. Without warning, they noticed an item in the paper, telling them that Rat Capone had stolen the Good Piano!
"We have to stop Rat Capone and destroy the Good Piano, or else he probably plans to get a wonderful ear of potency!" Chip said. So they went questing for Rat Capone and the Good Piano.
Meanwhile, in the subway system, Rat Capone explained his plan to his minions. "My plan is to to corner the world supply of cupcake ", explained Rat Capone. Being dumb, they asked if he also planned to enslave all zebras now that he had the Good Piano. Rat Capone said that he would not, because it was a moronic idea. They all laughed menacingly.

Chapter 2 - The Search




The rangers were looking for any sign the Good Piano or Rat Capone.

Chip went to the Ranger Tree. The Ranger Tree is tidy. Dale went to the subway system. The subways are full of pants. Fat Cat is there. Snout is there. Bubbles is there. Rat Capone is there. Mole is there. Dale spies on Rat Capone while hiding. Dale goes unnoticed. Gadget traveled to the Happy Tom cat food factory. The cat food factory was stockpiling egg. Gadget methodically searches the place. Gadget finds Rat Capone's unusual harpoon . , clearly indicates by elementary deduction that Rat Capone is hiding out in the subway system . She goes there to look. Monty went to the park. The park is atomic. Animals are out walking. Monty checks the location for clues. Monty found hammer marks on a underwear . From his extensive experiences with spork, he believed this is a sure sign that the Good Piano is in the subway system! So, he goes there to check before telling the others. Zipper searched the city museum. The museum is having exhibits on a underwear of corruption, Ancient America, and the obscure top-secret suit of death. Zipper searches the location. Zipper found fragments of a egg , but didn't know what it meant.

So the Rangers located the location of the Good Piano.



Everyone gathered back at the Ranger Tree. Except Gadget, who was burried under the tree. This was because Gadget died of being murdered by Monty secretly , sadly. Chip invents a plan. Chip devises a tactical plan to vanquish Rat Capone and explains it to the others. Rat Capone arrived at the Ranger Tree. Chip saw Rat Capone.

"I especially care for your pretty status as a self-made rat , Rat Capone", said Chip.

"I'm glad you noticed, Chip", replied Rat Capone.

Chip paused a moment, then spoke. "Rat Capone, I think that if we work together, I can help you deal with your crossbow fetish ", Chip said.

Rat Capone seemed agreeable. Their conversation was ended by their leaving to attack Rat Capone and destroy the Good Piano.

Chapter 3 - The Battle




Reaching the subway system, they initiate their attack. Fat Cat is maybe mortally injured. Snout is seriously injured. Bubbles is hurt. Mole is maybe mortally wounded.

"Hey! It's that mouse!", shouted Rat Capone. Fat Cat missed Zipper. Bubbles missed Chip. Mole missed Zipper. Dale strikes Snout. Snout is slighty hurt. Zipper buzzes around Mole.

Bubbles missed Zipper. Chip quickly thought up a attack plan. "Zipper! Rat Capone's groin his is secret weakness!", Chip suggested. Chip fights Mole. Mole is seriously wounded. Mole collapses, clutching his spleen. Monty whallops Bubbles. Bubbles is injured. Zipper hits Bubbles. Bubbles is slightly wounded.

Fat Cat missed Chip. Fat Cat yells at Chip, "Your problems result from having thing for jailbait squirrels!" "Lies! " Chip replies. Bubbles missed Monty. Chip whips Fat Cat. Fat Cat is slightly wounded. Monty throws a mirror at Snout, but it is blocked. Zipper uses Quick Attack on Fat Cat. Fat Cat is only very slightly harmed.

Fat Cat missed Zipper. Bubbles missed Chip. Zipper battles Bubbles. Bubbles is only very slightly harmed.

Fat Cat missed Chip. Snout stomped Monty. Monty is slighty hurt. Bubbles missed Monty. Dale trips Bubbles. Bubbles is slighty hurt. Monty hits Fat Cat with a nearby machine. Fat Cat is gravely wounded. Zipper fights Bubbles. Bubbles is slighty hurt.

Snout stomped Chip. Chip is gravely injured. Bubbles missed Monty. Chip fights Snout. Snout is hurt. Monty punches Fat Cat. Fat Cat is greviously injured. Fat Cat is killed by Monty's attack. Zipper goes to attack Fat Cat, but he is already dead.

Bubbles missed Monty. Chip whips Bubbles. Bubbles is slighty hurt. Dale attacks Bubbles. Bubbles is only very slightly harmed. Zipper distracts Bubbles.

Snout missed Chip. Bubbles hit Dale. Dale is smitten. Chip trips Snout. Snout is only very slightly harmed. Monty body-slams Bubbles. Bubbles is slightly wounded. Zipper dive-bombs Snout.

Snout kicked Dale. Dale is seriously hurt. Chip whips Bubbles. Bubbles is slightly wounded. Zipper battles Bubbles. Bubbles is slightly wounded.

Snout missed Dale. Bubbles missed Chip. Dale slugs Snout. Snout is greviously hurt. Snout dies of Dale's attack. Zipper goes to attack Snout, but he is already dead.

Dale tries to take Bubbles by surprise. Zipper battles Bubbles. Bubbles is slighty hurt.

Bubbles stabbed Chip. Chip is only very slightly harmed. Dale battles Bubbles. Bubbles is only very slightly harmed. Monty hurls a nearby staff at Bubbles, but it is blocked. Zipper buzzes around Bubbles.

Bubbles missed Monty. Chip battles Bubbles. Bubbles is slightly wounded. Monty flings a leotard at Bubbles, but misses. Zipper rams Bubbles. Bubbles is slighty hurt.

Chip punches Bubbles. Bubbles is slightly wounded. Dale trips Bubbles. Bubbles is slightly wounded. Zipper distracts Bubbles.

Monty fights with Bubbles. Zipper flies around Bubbles.

Bubbles stomped Chip. Chip is maybe mortally injured. Chip trips Bubbles. Bubbles is slightly wounded. Dale makes faces at Bubbles. Monty is fighting with Bubbles. Zipper dive-bombs Bubbles.

Bubbles missed Dale. Monty attempts to hit Bubbles with a Egyptian lung. Zipper frustrates Bubbles.

Monty punches Bubbles. Bubbles is slighty hurt. Zipper dive-bombs Bubbles.

Bubbles missed Monty. Zipper distracts Bubbles.

Bubbles hit Monty. Monty is injured. Bubbles shouts at Monty, "You are defined by your having little common sense." "Too right! But you say that like it's a bad thing!, "Monty responds. Chip battles Bubbles. Bubbles is slighty hurt. Bubbles perishes, clutching his injured mouth. Dale goes to attack Bubbles, but he is already dead. Monty goes to attack Bubbles, but he is already dead. Zipper goes to attack Bubbles, but he is already dead.

Suddenly, Rat Capone expired because the battle was taking too long. The rangers win and save the Good Piano or whatever they were going to do.

Chapter 4 - Epilogue




Although difficult they had triumphed and ensured that the Good Piano was out of Rat Capone's hands forever. Gadget got the proper Scientologist funeral rites. After the untimely death of Rat Capone of bad dramatic timing, Chip never found love again.
THE END!

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