The Random Rangers in

The Adventure of the Good Piano


Chapter 1 - The New Case





The Rangers are in their tree waiting for a caper. Chip is reading a Sureluck Jones story. Dale is sleeping, dreaming about cupcake. Gadget is fixing an invention, a rodent-sized dish washer.. Monty is telling a tale about his quest for the mystic provolone teddy bear. Zipper is flying. Without warning, they noticed an item in the paper, telling them that Rat Capone had stolen the Good Piano!
"We have to stop Rat Capone and destroy the Good Piano, or else he probably plans to get a wonderful ear of potency!" Chip said. So they went questing for Rat Capone and the Good Piano.
Meanwhile, in the subway system, Rat Capone explained his plan to his minions. "My plan is to to corner the world supply of cupcake ", explained Rat Capone. Being dumb, they asked if he also planned to enslave all zebras now that he had the Good Piano. Rat Capone said that he would not, because it was a moronic idea. They all laughed menacingly.

Chapter 2 - The Search




The rangers were looking for any sign the Good Piano or Rat Capone.

Chip looked around an abandoned warehouse. The warehouse is a casualty of the economy. Lahwhinie is there. Chip goes unnoticed. Dale looked around Cat Alley. Cat Alley is devoid of cats today. Nimnul is there. Tammy is there. Dale goes unnoticed. Gadget went to the city museum. The museum is having exhibits on a good car of doom, Ancient Mexico, and the well known perilous weapon of invisibility. Gadget quickly looks for evidence . Gadget finds signs of a struggle . Examination of it with her microscope, clearly suggests by elementary deduction that the Good Piano is hidden in the subway system . She goes there to look. Monty went to the Happy Tom cat food factory. The cat food factory is infested with a pencil. Monty searches the place for witnesses to the crime. Monty found a bit of skin . From his experiences in Mexico, he believed this suggested the Good Piano is in the subway system! So, he goes there to check before telling the others. Zipper traveled to an abandoned warehouse. Chip grapples with Lahwhinie. Chip tries to escape. Chip flees the battle! Zipper tries to escape. Zipper flies away, escaping the battle.

Chip traveled to the Happy Tom cat food factory. Dale looked around the city. The city is concrete and nylon, not knowing of the diabolical plot threatening it. Dale wanders around the place and looks for clues. He is diverted by seeing a camera. Dale discovered Rat Capone's clothing and a treasure corpse but couldn't connect it to Rat Capone. Gadget went to the subway system. The subways are the alien roosting place of the sock's spice rack . Fat Cat is there. Snout is there. Bubbles is there. Rat Capone is there. Mole is there. Gadget spies on Rat Capone, with the Good Piano. Gadget goes unnoticed. Monty searched the subway system. Monty spies on Rat Capone lurking in rafters. He thinks that Rat Capone's plan is to take the gifted machine's duck of gold virility of Iraq. Fat Cat missed Monty. Snout missed Gadget. Bubbles missed Monty. Rat Capone missed Monty. Monty bashes Mole with a egg. Mole is greviously injured. Gadget tries to escape. Gadget escapes the battle. Monty tries to escape. Monty flees the battle! Zipper went to the city museum. Zipper searches the joint. Zipper discovered a magazine corpse and evidence of a missing shoe but thought it was not related to the Good Piano.

So the Rangers had found the location of the Good Piano.



Everyone gathered back at the Ranger Tree. Chip devises a plan. Chip comes up with a awesome plan to overcome Rat Capone and explains it to the others. Dale finds the gallbladder of omnipotence his plan requires in a mental hospital. Nimnul arrived at the Ranger Tree. Gadget approached Nimnul.

"I especially like your underappreciated genius , Nimnul", said Gadget.

"Why thank you , Gadget", responded Nimnul. "I was afraid you thought I had a misshapen head ."

"I like your renowned extensive gear collection , Gadget", said Nimnul.

" Gee, I always liked that myself ", Gadget responded .

The discussion was ended by their leaving to attack Rat Capone and recover the Good Piano.

Chapter 3 - The Battle




Arriving at the subway system, they initiate their attack. Fat Cat is seriously injured. Snout is maybe mortally hurt. Bubbles is slighty hurt. Rat Capone is greviously wounded. Mole is seriously wounded. Mole collapses, shouting "Oy! The agony!"

Rat Capone missed Monty. Chip hastily formulated a attack plan. "Dale! Mind Rat Capone's finger! It has destroyed many chipmunks!", Chip cautioned. "Monty! Confuse them with some banter!",Chip ordered. Chip battles Snout. Snout is severely wounded. Snout collapses, shouting "Oy! The pain!" Dale tries to befuddle Fat Cat . Zipper frustrates Rat Capone.

Fat Cat missed Chip. Bubbles missed Zipper. Rat Capone missed Monty.

Bubbles missed Zipper. Rat Capone bit Gadget. Gadget is slighty hurt. Chip grapples with Bubbles. Dale jumps on Rat Capone. Rat Capone is seriously wounded. Zipper buzzes around Rat Capone.

Fat Cat stabbed Chip. Chip is wounded. Bubbles missed Monty. Rat Capone missed Dale. Monty hits Bubbles with a rod. Bubbles is only very slightly harmed.

Bubbles missed Zipper. Rat Capone missed Dale. Monty tries to clobber Fat Cat with a silver spork. Zipper buzzes around Bubbles.

Rat Capone missed Gadget. Chip punches Bubbles. Bubbles is slightly wounded. Monty throws Bubbles . Bubbles is only very slightly harmed. Zipper buzzes around Rat Capone.

Fat Cat missed Dale. Bubbles hit Chip. Chip is smitten. Rat Capone missed Gadget. Monty body-slams Bubbles. Bubbles is injured.

Bubbles yells at Monty, "Your problems result from having fatness!" "You lie!, "Monty responds. Rat Capone bit Dale. Dale is wounded. Dale fights with Rat Capone. Zipper battles Fat Cat. Fat Cat is slighty hurt.

Fat Cat missed Gadget. Rat Capone missed Monty. Monty throws Fat Cat who lands on a mirror. Fat Cat is maybe mortally wounded. Fat Cat dies, clutching his heart.

Bubbles bit Monty. Monty is smitten. Dale attacks Rat Capone. Rat Capone is hurt. Gadget uses a small explosive on Bubbles. Bubbles is slighty hurt. Monty tries to sieze Rat Capone. Zipper uses Quick Attack on Rat Capone. Rat Capone is seriously wounded. Rat Capone is killed by Zipper's attack. And so, with Rat Capone defeated, they got the Good Piano and escaped.

Chapter 4 - Epilogue




Although coming at great cost they had prevailed and ensured that the Good Piano was out of Rat Capone's hands forever. Gadget and Nimnul became life partners in a awesome wedding and lived happily.
THE END!

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