The Random Rangers in

The Adventure of the Good Piano


Chapter 1 - The New Case





The Rangers are in their tree waiting for a caper. Chip is reading a Sureluck Jones story. Dale is sleeping, dreaming about cupcake. Gadget is fixing an invention, a rodent-sized dish washer.. Monty is telling a tale about his quest for the mystic provolone teddy bear. Zipper is flying. Without warning, they noticed an item in the paper, telling them that Rat Capone had stolen the Good Piano!
"We have to stop Rat Capone and destroy the Good Piano, or else he probably plans to get a wonderful ear of potency!" Chip said. So they went questing for Rat Capone and the Good Piano.
Meanwhile, in the subway system, Rat Capone explained his plan to his minions. "My plan is to to corner the world supply of cupcake ", explained Rat Capone. Being dumb, they asked if he also planned to enslave all zebras now that he had the Good Piano. Rat Capone said that he would not, because it was a moronic idea. They all laughed menacingly.

Chapter 2 - The Search




The rangers were looking for any sign the Good Piano or Rat Capone.

Chip went to the city museum. The museum is having exhibits on a sword of stained virility, Ancient Iraq, and the spectacular mouthdish washer. Chip carefully looks for signs of the Good Piano. Chip found fragments of a machine , but didn't know what it meant. Dale searched the Happy Tom cat food factory. The cat food factory was stockpiling cookie. Dale looks around the location and looks for Rat Capone. . Dale sees nothing of interest. Gadget went to an abandoned warehouse. The warehouse is empty. Lahwhinie is there. Gadget goes unnoticed. Monty searched the city. The city is a wretched hive of scum and villainy. Monty searches the location for witnesses to the crime. Monty found plane tire marks. From his extensive experiences with rod, he believed this is a sure sign that Rat Capone is in the subway system! So, he goes there to check before telling the others. Zipper looked around the park. The park is sunny. Animals are running. Zipper looks around the location. Zipper doesn't find anything.

Chip went to Cat Alley. Cat Alley is devoid of cats today. Nimnul is there. Tammy is there. Chip goes unnoticed. Dale searched the theater. The theater is showing Attack of the baby weapon. Dale wanders around the place and searches for anything interesting. . Dale discovered screwdriver marks on the ceiling and a broken shoe but couldn't connect it to Rat Capone. Gadget searched the park. Monty looked around the subway system. The subways are full of knife. Fat Cat is there. Snout is there. Bubbles is there. Rat Capone is there. Mole is there. Monty watches Rat Capone hiding in the shadows. He thinks that Rat Capone's plan is to purloin the gold bucket of Burma. Monty goes unnoticed. Zipper looked around the cola bottling plant. The cola plant still smells of nut. Zipper searches the joint. Zipper finds fragments of a lipstick , and thinks it means Good Piano is in the subway system. He goes in that direction to look.

So the Rangers knew about the location of the Good Piano.



Everyone gathered back at the Ranger Tree. Except of course for Chip, who was rather not inclined to participate in their activities. This was because Chip died of being murdered by Dale secretly , sadly. Monty thinks up a plan. Monty's plan is to hit Rat Capone with an baby suit . Bubbles arrived at the Ranger Tree. Zipper approached Bubbles.

"I care for your white strength , Bubbles", said Zipper.

"I am glad to know that, Zipper", responded Bubbles. "I was afraid you could never look past my unreasonably small head "

"I really appreciate your well-known agility , Zipper", said Bubbles.

Zipper chattered with joy. The discussion was ended by their leaving to destroy Rat Capone and rescue the Good Piano.

Chapter 3 - The Battle




Arriving at the subway system, they carry out their attack. Fat Cat is smitten. Snout is gravely wounded. Rat Capone is slightly wounded. Mole is severely injured.

Fat Cat stabbed Gadget. Gadget is greviously wounded. Snout missed Zipper. Rat Capone hit Zipper. Zipper is severely hurt. Zipper is squished.. Mole kicked Monty. Monty is slighty hurt. Monty throws Snout . Snout is wounded.

Fat Cat hit Dale. Dale is severely wounded. Dale whips Snout. Snout is slighty hurt. Gadget detonates a small grenade on Mole. Mole is gravely injured. Monty tries to clobber Fat Cat with a perilous knife.

Fat Cat missed Monty. Snout missed Monty. Rat Capone stabbed Gadget. Gadget is injured. Gadget, injured by Rat Capone's attack, falls down, bleeding out and gasps " Take care of my gear collection!" and goes unconcious. Mole goes to attack Gadget, but she is already dead. Dale punches Fat Cat. Fat Cat is hurt.

Snout missed Monty. Rat Capone missed Monty. Dale taunts Fat Cat. Fat Cat is hurt. Monty whallops Fat Cat. Fat Cat is severely wounded.

Fat Cat bit Dale. Dale is seriously wounded. Snout hit Monty. Monty is wounded. Rat Capone missed Monty. Mole hit Dale. Dale is slightly wounded.

Snout missed Dale. Rat Capone stomped Monty. Monty is injured. Dale trips Fat Cat. Fat Cat is injured. Monty hits Snout with a unsanitary wig. Snout is maybe mortally injured. Snout collapses, clutching his injured cheek.

Fat Cat missed Dale. Rat Capone missed Monty. Monty body-slams Mole. Mole is seriously injured. Mole is killed by Monty's attack.

Fat Cat missed Dale. Monty throws Fat Cat . Fat Cat is severely wounded. Fat Cat dies, screaming "Ow! The pain!"

Rat Capone kicked Dale. Dale is slighty hurt. Monty attempts to grab Rat Capone.

Rat Capone missed Dale. Dale trips Rat Capone. Rat Capone is only very slightly harmed. Monty throws Rat Capone . Rat Capone is greviously wounded.

Rat Capone missed Dale.

Rat Capone kicked Monty. Monty is slightly wounded. Dale jumps on Rat Capone. Rat Capone is slighty hurt.

Rat Capone stabbed Monty. Monty is slighty hurt. Dale trips Rat Capone. Rat Capone is slighty hurt.

Rat Capone missed Dale. Monty attempts to bash Rat Capone with a elephant.

Rat Capone missed Dale. Dale tries to confound Rat Capone.

Rat Capone missed Dale.

Rat Capone missed Dale. Monty bashes Rat Capone with a crystal. Rat Capone is gravely hurt. Rat Capone dies of Monty's attack. And so, with Rat Capone dead, they got the Good Piano and escaped.

Chapter 4 - Epilogue




Although difficult they had triumphed and ensured that the Good Piano was out of Rat Capone's hands forever. They sold Chip's corpse to Donald Duck since he probably would have wanted it that way. Gadget got the proper Neopagan funeral rites. They had a funeral for Zipper who died of Rat Capone's attack. After the untimely death of Zipper of Rat Capone's attack, Bubbles was very sad.
THE END!

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