The Random Rangers in

The Case of the Ice Piano of Death


Chapter 1 - The New Case





The Rangers are in their tree waiting for any caper. Chip is studying up on detection. Dale is sleeping, dreaming about super duper stick. Gadget is working on a project, a new kind of camera.The project is going well, because she had all the required parts in stock . Monty is cooking up a swiss cheese egg roll. Zipper is buzzing around. Suddenly, they saw a news report, informing them that Rat Capone had ilegally created the Ice Piano of Death!
"We have to thwart Rat Capone and reclaim the Ice Piano of Death, or else he may harm rock!" Chip said. So they went hunting for Rat Capone and the Ice Piano of Death.
Meanwhile, in the Ranger Tree, Rat Capone explained his plan to his minions. "My plan is to to kill all squirrels ", said Rat Capone. Being dumb, they inquired if he also planned to destroy the dish washer industry now that he had the Ice Piano of Death. Rat Capone said that he would indeed, and he already thought of it . They all brooded darkly.

Chapter 2 - The Search




The rangers were looking for any trace of the Ice Piano of Death or Rat Capone.

Chip went to the Acorn Club. The Acorn Club is having a performance by a singing mouse. Chip methodically looks for clues of Rat Capone. Chip finds evidence of a missing ring , clearly suggesting that Rat Capone is hiding out in the Ranger Tree . He goes there to investigate. Dale searched a city street. The street is gridlocked. Dale wanders around the location and looks for anything interesting. He gets bored because he was thinking there would be a screwdriver here. Dale found a clue pointing to the Ranger Tree. Gadget traveled to a city street. Monty looked around the subway system. The subways are full of egg. Monty investigates the place for clues. Monty found an funky codpiece . From his experiences in Russia, he believed this is proof that the Ice Piano of Death is in the Ranger Tree! So, he goes there to check before telling the others. Zipper looked around Cat Alley. Cat Alley is full of cats today. Zipper looks around the location. Zipper can't find anything.

Chip traveled to the Ranger Tree. The Ranger Tree is dirty. Nimnul is there. Wart is there. Mole is there. Rat Capone is there. Snout is there. Lahwhinie is there. Chip spies on Rat Capone lurking in rafters. He hears Rat Capone bragging about his plan to kill all squirrels . Chip goes unnoticed. Dale traveled to the Ranger Tree. Dale spies on Rat Capone from the shadows. Nimnul swatted Chip. Chip is hurt. Wart kicked Chip. Chip is wounded. Rat Capone swatted Chip. Chip is severely wounded. Snout swatted Chip. Chip is severely injured. Chip tries to escape. Dale tries to escape. Dale flees the battle! Gadget searched an abandoned warehouse. The warehouse is empty. Gadget quickly searches the place. Gadget finds fragments of a nugget . Examination of it with her microscope, undoubtedly indicates by trivial deduction that Rat Capone is hiding out in the Ranger Tree . She goes there to look. Monty traveled to the Ranger Tree. Monty watches Rat Capone lurking in the shadows. He thinks that Rat Capone's plan is to take the unpleasant mirror of omnipotence of Mexico. Nimnul missed Monty. Wart missed Chip. Rat Capone swatted Monty. Monty is slighty hurt. Dale battles Rat Capone. Rat Capone is only very slightly harmed. Monty tries to clobber Mole with a mystic knife. Chip tries to escape. Dale tries to escape. Dale flees the battle! Monty tries to escape. Zipper looked around the city museum. The museum is having exhibits on a wig of spectral power, Ancient France, and the great cake of power. Zipper searches the place. Zipper doesn't find anything.

So the Rangers knew about the location of the Ice Piano of Death.



Everyone gathered back at the Ranger Tree.

"I have a critical injury! ", Chip said.

Monty looked at Chip's condition. " Great scott, that looks gruesome, ", Monty exclaimed. Luckily, Monty had attempted many thighectomies as an amateur surgeon during the time he rode a poofy rock in Thailand. "A chipmunk doesn't need his kidney to live , right Dale?", inquired Monty. Chip went unconcious. "Come on, Chip, stay with me, I can't do it without your awesome hat!", Monty demanded. When Chip regained conciousness and insisted on seeing a real doctor, Chip's condition got better. Chip devises a plan. Chip dreams up a tactical plan to destroy Rat Capone and expounds it to the others. Gadget prepares the Rangerfighter jet with improved combat systems. Bubbles arrived at the Ranger Tree. Zipper approached Bubbles.

"I appreciate your physique , Bubbles", said Zipper.

"I am happy to know that, Zipper", responded Bubbles.

Their conversation was finished by their leaving to infiltrate Rat Capone and destroy the Ice Piano of Death.

Chapter 3 - The Battle




Getting to the Ranger Tree, they carry out their attack. Nimnul is only very slightly harmed. Wart is injured. Mole is gravely hurt. Rat Capone is maybe mortally wounded. Snout is severely hurt. Lahwhinie is seriously hurt. Bubbles is smitten.

Wart missed Monty. Mole missed Zipper. Rat Capone missed Zipper. Lahwhinie missed Chip. Bubbles missed Zipper. Gadget trips Mole using a harpoon. Mole is maybe mortally wounded. Mole dies of Gadget's attack. Zipper goes to attack Mole, but he is already dead.

Wart missed Chip. Rat Capone missed Zipper. Snout stabbed Gadget. Gadget is severely hurt. Monty punches Snout. Snout is hurt.

Nimnul stabbed Zipper. Zipper is only very slightly harmed. Wart missed Gadget. Rat Capone missed Zipper. Snout says to Chip, "Your problems result from having thing for jailbait squirrels!" "That's not true! " Chip shouts. Bubbles missed Zipper. Chip rapidly thought up a new plan. "Dale! Rat Capone's head his is secret weakness!", Chip ordered. "Gadget! Distract the bad guys with your rodent-sized banjo !", Chip ordered. "Monty! Mind Rat Capone's thigh! ", Chip advised. "Zipper! Rat Capone's cheek his is greatest weakness!", Chip ordered. Chip attacks Snout. Snout is severely wounded. Snout perishes, screaming "Oy! The pain!" Monty clobbers Lahwhinie with a nearby teddy bear. Lahwhinie is slighty hurt.

Nimnul missed Dale. Wart swatted Gadget. Gadget is seriously injured. Gadget, stricken by Wart's attack, collapses, dying rapidly and gasps " I've never seen my own bladder before!" and perishes. Bubbles stabbed Monty. Monty is slighty hurt. Dale trips Bubbles. Bubbles is slighty hurt. Monty hurls a unpleasant coat hangar at Nimnul, but it is blocked. Zipper uses Fly Attack on Lahwhinie. Lahwhinie is injured.

Nimnul missed Zipper. Wart missed Chip. Bubbles missed Zipper. Dale fights with Rat Capone. Monty bashes Wart with a nearby notebook. Wart is greviously wounded. Zipper hits Bubbles. Bubbles is only very slightly harmed.

Nimnul missed Chip. Wart missed Zipper. Rat Capone swatted Monty. Monty is injured. Bubbles missed Monty. Dale whips Bubbles. Bubbles is slighty hurt. Monty throws a ancient elephant at Rat Capone, but it is blocked. Zipper uses Quick Attack on Wart. Wart is wounded. Wart dies of Zipper's attack.

Rat Capone stomped Monty. Monty is slighty hurt. Rat Capone tells Monty, "You suck because you have a tendency to brag !" "At least I don't have numerous crimes , "Monty replies. Lahwhinie tells Chip, "You suck because you have pathetic excuse for a tail !" "Sticks and stones! " Chip replies. Bubbles hit Monty. Monty is hurt. Monty throws a suit at Rat Capone. Rat Capone is gravely wounded. Zipper battles Lahwhinie. Lahwhinie is gravely wounded.

Rat Capone missed Chip. Bubbles hit Dale. Dale is severely wounded. Bubbles yells at Dale, "You are bad because you have buck teeth!" "At least I don't have unreasonably small head " Dale replies. Dale is fighting with Lahwhinie. Monty flings a knife at Nimnul. Nimnul is smitten. Zipper fights Bubbles. Bubbles is slightly wounded.

Rat Capone missed Zipper. Dale trips Nimnul. Nimnul is slighty hurt. Zipper uses Fly Attack on Nimnul. Nimnul is slighty hurt.

Nimnul missed Monty. Rat Capone missed Chip. Rat Capone says to Chip, "Your problems result from having stubborn personality!" "Sticks and stones! " Chip replies. Bubbles missed Zipper. Chip jumps on Rat Capone. Rat Capone is smitten. Monty roundhouse kicks Rat Capone . Rat Capone is maybe mortally hurt. Rat Capone is killed by Monty's attack. And so, with Rat Capone incapacitated, they got the Ice Piano of Death and escaped.

Chapter 4 - Epilogue




Although hard they had triumphed and ensured that the Ice Piano of Death was out of Rat Capone's hands forever. Gadget got a moving funeral service. Zipper and Bubbles got hitched in a highly scandalous wedding and moved to Iraq.
THE END!

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