The Random Rangers in

The Case of the Ice Piano of Death


Chapter 1 - The New Case





The Rangers are in their tree waiting for any caper. Chip is studying up on detection. Dale is sleeping, dreaming about super duper stick. Gadget is working on a project, a new kind of camera.The project is going well, because she had all the required parts in stock . Monty is cooking up a swiss cheese egg roll. Zipper is buzzing around. Suddenly, they saw a news report, informing them that Rat Capone had ilegally created the Ice Piano of Death!
"We have to thwart Rat Capone and reclaim the Ice Piano of Death, or else he may harm rock!" Chip said. So they went hunting for Rat Capone and the Ice Piano of Death.
Meanwhile, in the Ranger Tree, Rat Capone explained his plan to his minions. "My plan is to to kill all squirrels ", said Rat Capone. Being dumb, they inquired if he also planned to destroy the dish washer industry now that he had the Ice Piano of Death. Rat Capone said that he would indeed, and he already thought of it . They all brooded darkly.

Chapter 2 - The Search




The rangers were looking for any trace of the Ice Piano of Death or Rat Capone.

Chip searched the city museum. The museum is having exhibits on a knitted mouthcoat hangar, Ancient Mexico, and the well known baleful crossbow of might. Chip carefully looks for evidence of the Ice Piano of Death. Chip finds Rat Capone's clothing , undoubtedly indicating by trivial logic that Rat Capone is hiding out in the Ranger Tree . He goes there to investigate. Dale traveled to the park. The park is rainy. Animals are running. Tammy is there. Gadget traveled to the city museum. Monty searched the park. Zipper traveled to the bank. The bank, next to a wig store, is noisy . Zipper looks around the location. Zipper found some blood on a ring , but didn't know what it meant.

Chip searched the Ranger Tree. The Ranger Tree is cluttered. Nimnul is there. Wart is there. Mole is there. Rat Capone is there. Snout is there. Lahwhinie is there. Chip spies on Rat Capone lurking in rafters. He sees Rat Capone implementing his plan to kill all squirrels . Chip goes unnoticed. Dale went to the cola bottling plant. The cola plant still smells of death. Dale wanders around the place and looks for Rat Capone. . Dale found a clue pointing to the Ranger Tree. Gadget searched the cola bottling plant. Monty looked around the subway system. The subways are the long roosting place of the good handlipstick. Monty investigates the location for evidence. Monty can't find anything. Zipper looked around professor Nimnul's laboratory. Nimnul's laboratory pulses with malevonent projects. Zipper looks around the location. Zipper found Rat Capone's clothing , but didn't know what it meant.

So the Rangers had found the location of the Ice Piano of Death.



Everyone gathered back at the Ranger Tree. Gadget comes up with a plan. Gadget presents her plan - activate an poofy egg inside the Ranger Tree, surprising Rat Capone as he probably wouldn't to have a plan in place to deal with that. Chip saw Monty.

"I fancy your excyclopedic knowledge of provolone procurement , Monty", said Chip.

"Oh, you noticed, Chip", answered Monty.

Their conversation was finished by their leaving to attack Rat Capone and recover the Ice Piano of Death.

Chapter 3 - The Battle




Arriving at the Ranger Tree, they carry out their attack. Nimnul is smitten. Wart is seriously injured. Mole is maybe mortally injured. Rat Capone is greviously wounded. Snout is severely hurt. Lahwhinie is greviously wounded. Lahwhinie dies, clutching her kidney.

"Look! It's that chipmunk!", warned Rat Capone. Nimnul bit Dale. Dale is maybe mortally injured. Mole missed Zipper. Rat Capone kicked Dale. Dale is seriously wounded. Snout missed Dale. Dale gestures at Snout. Monty attempts to clobber Rat Capone with a awesome notebook. Zipper uses Fly Attack on Wart. Wart is slighty hurt.

Wart missed Chip. Rat Capone missed Monty. Snout missed Chip. Dale fights Wart. Wart is severely wounded. Gadget uses a magical bomb near Snout, to no effect. Monty roundhouse kicks Nimnul . Nimnul is only very slightly harmed.

Nimnul missed Zipper. Nimnul shouts at Zipper, "Your issues stem from your having no relevence to this story!" Zipper squeaks a witty barb at Nimnul. Wart missed Zipper. Mole missed Chip. Rat Capone missed Dale. Snout missed Chip. Dale whips Nimnul. Nimnul is slighty hurt. Gadget detonates a little grenade on Mole. Mole is severely wounded. Mole collapses, shouting "Ow! The agony!" Monty tries to sieze Rat Capone.

Nimnul swatted Gadget. Gadget is only very slightly harmed. Wart missed Monty. Rat Capone missed Monty. Snout stabbed Chip. Chip is slightly wounded. Monty tries to hit Nimnul with a idiotic plane. Zipper dive-bombs Snout.

Wart missed Gadget. Rat Capone missed Zipper. Snout missed Gadget. Chip hastily developed a attack plan. "Monty! Watch out for Rat Capone's nose! It's dangerous!", Chip advised. Chip punches Nimnul. Nimnul is only very slightly harmed. Zipper flies around Rat Capone.

Nimnul missed Zipper. Nimnul says to Zipper, "You are bad because you have a disgusting fondness for poofy elephant!" Zipper buzzes a witty barb at Nimnul. Wart missed Zipper. Rat Capone stabbed Dale. Dale is only very slightly harmed. Snout missed Zipper. Chip attempts to confound Nimnul. Monty flings a sexy coat hangar at Snout. Snout is slightly wounded.

Nimnul missed Dale. Wart bit Chip. Chip is maybe mortally hurt. Rat Capone missed Chip. Snout stomped Monty. Monty is only very slightly harmed. Chip trips Snout. Snout is maybe mortally hurt. Monty roundhouse kicks Nimnul . Nimnul is seriously wounded. Zipper hits Rat Capone. Rat Capone is gravely wounded.

Nimnul missed Zipper. Wart missed Zipper. Wart tells Zipper, "Your problems result from having a disgusting fondness for tasty lipstick!" Zipper chatters a witty barb at Wart. Rat Capone bit Monty. Monty is slighty hurt. Monty tries to sieze Rat Capone. Zipper uses Fly Attack on Nimnul. Nimnul is only very slightly harmed.

Nimnul stabbed Zipper. Zipper is gravely wounded. Zipper is dead. Wart missed Dale. Rat Capone goes to attack Zipper, but he is already dead. Snout goes to attack Zipper, but he is already dead. Chip fights with Rat Capone. Monty hurls a nearby underwear at Snout. Snout is greviously wounded. Snout dies of Monty's attack.

Wart missed Gadget. Rat Capone kicked Gadget. Gadget is hurt. Chip jumps on Nimnul. Nimnul is slighty hurt. Monty throws Rat Capone . Rat Capone is greviously wounded. Rat Capone perishes, clutching his wounded thigh. And so, with Rat Capone dead, they got the Ice Piano of Death and escaped.

Chapter 4 - Epilogue




Although difficult they had prevailed and ensured that the Ice Piano of Death was out of Rat Capone's hands forever. They had a funeral for Zipper who died of Nimnul's attack. Chip and Monty got hitched in a highly scandalous wedding and grew old together .
THE END!

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