The Random Rangers in

The Case of the Ice Piano of Death


Chapter 1 - The New Case





The Rangers are in their tree waiting for any caper. Chip is studying up on detection. Dale is sleeping, dreaming about super duper stick. Gadget is working on a project, a new kind of camera.The project is going well, because she had all the required parts in stock . Monty is cooking up a swiss cheese egg roll. Zipper is buzzing around. Suddenly, they saw a news report, informing them that Rat Capone had ilegally created the Ice Piano of Death!
"We have to thwart Rat Capone and reclaim the Ice Piano of Death, or else he may harm rock!" Chip said. So they went hunting for Rat Capone and the Ice Piano of Death.
Meanwhile, in the Ranger Tree, Rat Capone explained his plan to his minions. "My plan is to to kill all squirrels ", said Rat Capone. Being dumb, they inquired if he also planned to destroy the dish washer industry now that he had the Ice Piano of Death. Rat Capone said that he would indeed, and he already thought of it . They all brooded darkly.

Chapter 2 - The Search




The rangers were looking for any trace of the Ice Piano of Death or Rat Capone.

Chip went to the bank. The bank, next to a Pet Store, is noisy with anticipation. Chip carefully searches the place. Chip finds an pleasant scepter , clearly suggesting that the Ice Piano of Death is hidden in the Ranger Tree. He goes there to investigate. Dale searched Cat Alley. Cat Alley is devoid of cats today. Dale looks around the location and searches for anything interesting. . Dale sees nothing of interest. Gadget traveled to the Ranger Tree. The Ranger Tree is dirty. Nimnul is there. Wart is there. Mole is there. Rat Capone is there. Snout is there. Lahwhinie is there. Gadget spies on Rat Capone, holding the Ice Piano of Death. Monty goes unnoticed. Monty went to Fat Cat's Casino. Critters are betting on spork fights and eating egg roll. Monty searches the location for clues. Monty sees nothing of interest. Zipper went to the cola bottling plant. The cola plant still smells of death. Zipper searches the place. Zipper finds a bloody crystal , and thinks it means Ice Piano of Death is in the Ranger Tree. He goes in that direction to look.

So the Rangers knew about the location of the Ice Piano of Death.

On the way to the Ranger tree, Gadget is taken unawares by Rat Capone's minions, led by his agent, Sewernose de Bergerac. They beat Gadget to a fuzzy pulp and then leave her for dead. Fortunately, Zipper saw this from a distance and ran to save her. Zipper helped Gadget back to headquarters.

Everyone gathered back at the Ranger Tree.

"I have a critical injury by injuries inflicted by Rat Capone's sneaky attack !", Gadget exclaimed. " Please, if I don't survive, Avenge my tragic killing !"

Dale looked at Gadget's wounds. "Ouch! That must really be painful! ", Dale said. Fortunately, Dale had seen Fantastic Voyage about a million times. he even recalled from his keen observations of Gadget's normal anatomy that the bones belong on the inside, so that is where he put them . "Come on, Gadget, don't leave me, the team can't go on without your cleverness!", Dale pleaded. Eventually, Gadget's condition stablized. Monty thinks up a plan. Monty's plan is to poison Rat Capone's soup supply . Mepps arrived at the Ranger Tree. Gadget went up to Mepps.

"I especially am noticing your impressive willpower in overcoming your leotard problem , Mepps", said Gadget.

"Oh, you noticed, Gadget", answered Mepps. "I was afraid you thought I had a junkie tail ."

Their conversation was finished by their leaving to destroy Rat Capone and return the Ice Piano of Death.

Chapter 3 - The Battle




Getting to the Ranger Tree, they carry out their attack. Nimnul is only very slightly harmed. Wart is smitten. Mole is maybe mortally wounded. Rat Capone is maybe mortally wounded. Snout is slightly wounded. Lahwhinie is seriously hurt. Mepps is seriously wounded.

Nimnul missed Zipper. Wart stabbed Monty. Monty is slighty hurt. Mole hit Monty. Monty is wounded. Rat Capone missed Dale. Snout missed Zipper. Chip rapidly thought up a battle plan. "Gadget! You should destroy Rat Capone's pancreas!", Chip ordered. "Monty! Watch out for Rat Capone's eye! It's dangerous!", Chip cautioned. Chip battles Snout. Snout is wounded. Dale fights with Lahwhinie. Monty fights with Lahwhinie. Zipper dive-bombs Lahwhinie. Lahwhinie is seriously injured.

Nimnul missed Dale. Wart missed Chip. Mole missed Dale. Rat Capone missed Monty. Snout kicked Dale. Dale is injured. Chip attempts to surprise Snout. Dale is fighting with Snout. Gadget tries to trip Mole using a rocket propelled tripwire. Monty flings a notebook at Lahwhinie, but it is dodged. Zipper dive-bombs Snout.

Wart hit Dale. Dale is severely wounded. Mole missed Zipper. Snout hit Dale. Dale is wounded. Monty hurls a underwear at Mepps. Mepps is seriously injured. Zipper fights Wart. Wart is injured.

Nimnul missed Zipper. Nimnul tells Zipper, "You have zero importance to the plot problems" Zipper chatters cleverly at Nimnul. Rat Capone missed Dale. Chip fights Nimnul. Nimnul is wounded.

Wart missed Zipper. Mole missed Dale. Rat Capone bit Gadget. Gadget is only very slightly harmed. Snout swatted Chip. Chip is maybe mortally wounded. Lahwhinie shouts at Monty, "You've got fatness!" "At least I don't have bad makeup , "Monty responds. Mepps missed Chip. Dale attempts to surprise Mole.

Nimnul missed Chip. Wart missed Monty. Mole stomped Monty. Monty is slighty hurt. Rat Capone missed Zipper. Lahwhinie shouts at Gadget, "You have manic-depressive disorder trouble" "At least I don't have a hard-hearted, Machiavellian intelect , "Gadget replies. Mepps kicked Chip. Chip is maybe mortally wounded. Monty hurls a long spork at Mepps. Mepps is seriously wounded. Zipper flies around Wart.

Wart kicked Gadget. Gadget is gravely hurt. Wart says to Gadget, "You've got skinny rodent legs!" "You lie! "Gadget replies. Rat Capone missed Chip. Snout missed Gadget. Lahwhinie missed Zipper. Chip fights Wart. Wart is smitten. Dale taunts Lahwhinie. Lahwhinie is gravely wounded. Lahwhinie is killed by Dale's attack.

Nimnul missed Gadget. Wart missed Zipper. Rat Capone missed Zipper. Snout hit Monty. Monty is injured. Mepps missed Zipper. Chip slugs Nimnul. Nimnul is slighty hurt. Dale makes faces at Nimnul. Gadget shoots Snout with her suction cup crossbow. Snout is only very slightly harmed. Monty fights with Nimnul.

Wart stomped Monty. Monty is slightly wounded. Mole missed Dale. Rat Capone bit Dale. Dale is slighty hurt. Snout missed Monty. Chip slugs Mole. Mole is injured. Monty bashes Mole with a nearby camera. Mole is only very slightly harmed. Zipper frustrates Rat Capone.

Nimnul missed Zipper. Wart missed Monty. Snout missed Dale. Chip attacks Snout. Snout is seriously injured. Dale attempts to draw Rat Capone's attention . Monty flings a machine at Nimnul. Nimnul is hurt. Zipper frustrates Nimnul.

Nimnul missed Gadget. Wart missed Chip. Snout missed Zipper. Mepps missed Chip. Zipper taunts Nimnul. Nimnul is only very slightly harmed.

Wart missed Gadget. Mole missed Gadget. Snout hit Monty. Monty is slightly wounded. Dale tries to confuse Mepps. Monty clobbers Wart with a nearby crossbow. Wart is hurt. Zipper rams Rat Capone. Rat Capone is wounded.

Nimnul swatted Dale. Dale is severely wounded. Dale grabbed his wounded tail and collappsed. "Darn, this wouldn't have happened to the Red Badger of Courage!", he gasped before going to the great acorn tree in the sky. Wart stabbed Monty. Monty is slighty hurt. Rat Capone missed Chip. Chip fights Snout. Snout is slighty hurt. Zipper fights Rat Capone. Rat Capone is slighty hurt.

Nimnul bit Monty. Monty is hurt. Wart kicked Zipper. Zipper is maybe mortally injured. Zipper is squished.. Rat Capone goes to attack Zipper, but he is already dead. Snout missed Chip. Mepps hit Chip. Chip is smitten. Monty clobbers Wart with a nearby sword. Wart is seriously wounded. Wart collapses, clutching his liver.

Nimnul missed Gadget. Rat Capone stomped Monty. Monty is wounded. Mepps missed Monty. Chip swings at Rat Capone. Monty punches Rat Capone. Rat Capone is gravely hurt. Rat Capone dies, screaming "Oy! The pain!" And so, with Rat Capone incapacitated, they got the Ice Piano of Death and escaped.

Chapter 4 - Epilogue




Although difficult they had prevailed and ensured that the Ice Piano of Death was out of Rat Capone's hands forever. They sold Dale's body to Bonkers D Bobcat since his will specified that.They got some money by pawning his comic book collection. They had a funeral for Zipper who died of Wart's attack. Gadget and Mepps became life partners in a highly scandalous wedding and moved to Iraq.
THE END!

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