The Random Rangers in

The Case of the Ice Piano of Death


Chapter 1 - The New Case





The Rangers are in their tree waiting for any caper. Chip is studying up on detection. Dale is sleeping, dreaming about super duper stick. Gadget is working on a project, a new kind of camera.The project is going well, because she had all the required parts in stock . Monty is cooking up a swiss cheese egg roll. Zipper is buzzing around. Suddenly, they saw a news report, informing them that Rat Capone had ilegally created the Ice Piano of Death!
"We have to thwart Rat Capone and reclaim the Ice Piano of Death, or else he may harm rock!" Chip said. So they went hunting for Rat Capone and the Ice Piano of Death.
Meanwhile, in the Ranger Tree, Rat Capone explained his plan to his minions. "My plan is to to kill all squirrels ", said Rat Capone. Being dumb, they inquired if he also planned to destroy the dish washer industry now that he had the Ice Piano of Death. Rat Capone said that he would indeed, and he already thought of it . They all brooded darkly.

Chapter 2 - The Search




The rangers were looking for any trace of the Ice Piano of Death or Rat Capone.

Chip traveled to the park. The park is sunny. mouses are frolicking. Tammy is there. Dale went to the Happy Tom cat food factory. The cat food factory was stockpiling pie. Sparky is there. Gadget traveled to the Happy Tom cat food factory. Monty looked around the bank. The bank, adjacent a codpiece, is magical . Monty checks the location for clues. Monty discovered a spleen and underwear leavings but couldn't connect it to Rat Capone. Zipper searched Fat Cat's Casino. Critters are gambling and eating cookie. Zipper looks around the joint. Zipper can't find anything.

Chip looked around an abandoned warehouse. The warehouse is cold. Chip carefully looks for signs of the Ice Piano of Death. Chip finds an baby staff , indicating by trivial deduction that Rat Capone is hiding out in the Ranger Tree . He goes there to investigate. Dale went to the city museum. The museum is having exhibits on a nylon sword of omnipotence, Ancient the Soviet Union, and the famous alien cake. Dale wanders around the location and looks for the Ice Piano of Death. . Dale found a clue pointing to the Ranger Tree. Gadget traveled to Fat Cat's Casino. Monty looked around the theater. The theater is showing Attack of the Deadly mouse. Bubbles is there. Monty goes unnoticed. Zipper looked around a city street. The street is gridlocked. Zipper looks around the joint. Zipper finds a heart , and thinks it means Ice Piano of Death is in the Ranger Tree. He goes in that direction to look.

Chip went to the Ranger Tree. The Ranger Tree is tidy. Nimnul is there. Wart is there. Mole is there. Rat Capone is there. Snout is there. Lahwhinie is there. Chip watches Rat Capone lurking in rafters. He observes Rat Capone implementing his plan to kill all squirrels . Chip goes unnoticed. Dale looked around the Ranger Tree. Dale spies on Rat Capone while hiding. Nimnul missed Dale. Wart missed Dale. Rat Capone missed Chip. Chip tries to escape. Dale tries to escape. Dale flees the battle! Gadget searched the city museum. Gadget quickly checks the location. Gadget finds some blood on a knife . , clearly suggests by simple induction that Rat Capone is hiding out in the Ranger Tree . She goes there to look. Monty looked around the city museum. Zipper traveled to the Ranger Tree. Zipper flies about spying on Rat Capone, looking for the Ice Piano of Death. Wart missed Chip. Rat Capone kicked Dale. Dale is injured. Chip trips Lahwhinie. Lahwhinie is severely wounded. Chip tries to escape. Chip flees the battle! Dale tries to escape. Zipper tries to escape. Zipper flies away, escaping the battle.

So the Rangers located the location of the Ice Piano of Death.



Everyone gathered back at the Ranger Tree.

"I've got a lightly injured leg caused by Rat Capone's attack! ", Dale whined. "I sure hope it isn't the end of me!"

Zipper helped bandage Dale's booboo. Monty invents a plan. Monty's plan is to do like he did the time he looked for powerful crystal of evilness in Burma . Mepps arrived at the Ranger Tree. Zipper saw Mepps.

"I appreciate your willpower in overcoming your mirror problem , Mepps", said Zipper.

"I'm happy you noticed, Zipper", replied Mepps.

"I care for your sexy agility , Zipper", said Mepps.

Zipper chattered hapilly. The discussion was ended by their leaving to destroy Rat Capone and rescue the Ice Piano of Death.

Chapter 3 - The Battle




Reaching the Ranger Tree, they carry out their attack. Nimnul is slighty hurt. Wart is wounded. Mole is injured. Rat Capone is injured. Snout is hurt. Lahwhinie is greviously injured. Mepps is smitten.

Wart missed Zipper. Rat Capone stomped Dale. Dale is slightly wounded. Lahwhinie missed Chip. Chip quickly developed a battle plan. "Dale! Attack the bad guys with your underwear!", Chip ordered. "Gadget! Distract them somehow!", Chip advised. "Zipper! Fly into Rat Capone and strike his liver! ", Chip ordered. Chip attempts to confound Wart. Dale swings at Lahwhinie. Monty hurls a spice rack at Rat Capone, but misses. Zipper buzzes Lahwhinie.

Nimnul shouts at Monty, "You are bad because you have a tendency to brag!" "At least I don't have bald head , "Monty replies. Wart missed Chip. Mole hit Chip. Chip is severely injured. Rat Capone missed Dale. Snout missed Chip. Monty roundhouse kicks Rat Capone . Rat Capone is severely wounded. Zipper attacks Nimnul. Nimnul is only very slightly harmed.

Wart bit Dale. Dale is smitten. Mole swatted Dale. Dale is wounded. Snout missed Monty. Chip taunts Snout. Snout is maybe mortally wounded. Dale battles Lahwhinie. Lahwhinie is seriously wounded. Lahwhinie collapses, shouting "Ow! The pain!" Gadget tries to poke Snout but is evaded. Monty throws a nearby dish washer at Wart. Wart is gravely wounded.

Wart missed Gadget. Rat Capone kicked Zipper. Zipper is greviously injured. Snout stomped Dale. Dale is gravely hurt. Dale tries to surprise Snout. Zipper uses Fly Attack on Snout. Snout is slighty hurt.

Nimnul missed Gadget. Wart missed Chip. Rat Capone missed Zipper. Snout missed Gadget. Mepps missed Monty. Dale tries to draw Snout's attention by doing something with a ring. Monty fights with Snout.

Nimnul missed Zipper. Wart kicked Monty. Monty is slightly wounded. Wart says to Monty, "You are defined by your having a lack of wisdom." "You should talk!, "Monty responds. Rat Capone missed Zipper. Chip jumps on Rat Capone. Rat Capone is severely injured. Rat Capone collapses, clutching his injured arm. Dale attempts to surprise Mole. And so, with Rat Capone defeated, they got the Ice Piano of Death and escaped.

Chapter 4 - Epilogue




Although hard they had triumphed and ensured that the Ice Piano of Death was out of Rat Capone's hands forever. Zipper and Mepps were married in a quiet wedding but they later divorced citing knife-related disagreements.
THE END!

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