The Random Rangers in

The Adventure of the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence


Chapter 1 - The New Case





The Rangers are in their tree waiting for their next caper. Chip is studying up on forensics. Dale is reading a comic book, The Amazing treasure Dude. Gadget is planning a project, an improved truck screwdriver .. Monty is eating a cheddar pizza. Zipper is buzzing around. Without warning, a message arrived, informing them that Fat Cat had swiped the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence!
"We have to thwart Fat Cat and destroy the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence, or else he may destroy the sword of Earth.!" Chip said. So they went hunting for Fat Cat and the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence.
Meanwhile, in the Happy Tom cat food factory, Fat Cat told his minions about his plan. "My plan is to to steal the city's spice rack ", said Fat Cat. Obviously, they asked if he also planned to kill all zebras now that he had the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence. Fat Cat said that he would indeed, and he already thought of it . They all appreciated their clever plan.

Chapter 2 - The Search




The rangers were looking for any lead on the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence or Fat Cat.

Chip looked around the subway system. The subways are full of weapon. Mepps is there. Tammy is there. Chip goes unnoticed. Dale traveled to the sewers. The sewers are flooded. Dale wanders around the location and looks for clues. . Dale discovered a bit of skin and shoe leavings but couldn't connect it to Fat Cat. Gadget looked around the Ranger Tree. The Ranger Tree is tidy. Monty searched the theater. The theater is showing Adventures of justice. Snout is there. Monty goes unnoticed. Zipper traveled to the park. The park is rainy. chipmunks are out walking. Lahwhinie is there. Foxglove is there. Zipper goes unnoticed.

Chip looked around Fat Cat's Casino. Animals are betting on scepter fights and eating flan. Chip dilligently searches the place. Chip finds Fat Cat's unusual rock , undoubtedly indicating by elementary deduction that Fat Cat is hiding out in the Happy Tom cat food factory . He goes there to investigate. Dale traveled to the park. Zipper goes unnoticed. Gadget looked around the subway system. Gadget goes unnoticed. Monty went to professor Nimnul's laboratory. Nimnul's laboratory hums with happy machines. Monty searches the location for evidence. Monty found a broken notebook , but didn't know what it meant. Zipper traveled to the subway system. Mepps missed Zipper. Gadget tries to escape. Gadget escapes the battle. Zipper tries to escape. Zipper flies away, escaping the battle.

Chip searched the Happy Tom cat food factory. The cat food factory is not going to win any sanitation awards. Wart is there. Fat Cat is there. Chip spies on Fat Cat hiding in rafters. He sees Fat Cat implementing his plan to steal the city's spice rack . Chip goes unnoticed. Dale went to the Acorn Club. The Acorn Club is having a performance by a talking dish washer. Nimnul is there. Dale goes unnoticed. Gadget looked around an abandoned warehouse. The warehouse is a casualty of the economy. Gadget quickly checks the location. Gadget determines there is no trace of the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence. Monty looked around Fat Cat's Casino. Monty checks the location for evidence. Monty discovered a duck corpse and signs of a struggle but thought it was not related to the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence. Zipper traveled to the park. Zipper goes unnoticed.

So the Rangers located the location of the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence.



Everyone gathered back at the Ranger Tree. Chip comes up with a plan. Chip comes up with a smelly plan to beat Fat Cat and expounds it to the others. Zipper finds the long spork's grease applicator gun of majestic legend his plan requires in the sewers. Nimnul arrived at the Ranger Tree. Monty saw Nimnul.

"I fancy your towering academic magnificence , Nimnul", said Monty.

"I'm pleased you finally noticed, Monty", responded Nimnul. "I was afraid you could never look past my delusions of grandeur "

"I really am noticing your widely appreciated really badass trenchcoat , Monty", said Nimnul.

"Thank you , Nimnul", replied Monty.

Their conversation was ended by their leaving to destroy Fat Cat and return the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence.

Chapter 3 - The Battle




Reaching the Happy Tom cat food factory, they initiate their attack. Wart is greviously injured. Fat Cat is greviously injured.

Wart kicked Chip. Chip is greviously hurt. Monty flings a piano at Wart, but it is blocked. Zipper fights Wart. Wart is hurt.

Fat Cat missed Monty. Dale jumps on Fat Cat. Fat Cat is wounded. Gadget is cornered and clobbers Wart with her screwdriver. Wart is maybe mortally wounded. Wart is killed by Gadget's attack. Monty goes to attack Wart, but he is already dead. Zipper goes to attack Wart, but he is already dead.

Fat Cat missed Gadget. Monty grapples with Fat Cat. Zipper uses Fly Attack on Fat Cat. Fat Cat is injured.

Chip quickly formulated a attack plan. "Dale! Attack the bad guys with your arm!", Chip suggested. "Gadget! Watch out for Fat Cat's tail! ", Chip advised. "Zipper! Confuse the bad guys somehow!", Chip ordered. Chip attacks Fat Cat. Fat Cat is injured. Fat Cat is killed by Chip's attack. Dale goes to attack Fat Cat, but he is already dead. Gadget goes to attack Fat Cat, but he is already dead. Monty goes to attack Fat Cat, but he is already dead. Zipper goes to attack Fat Cat, but he is already dead. And so, with Fat Cat incapacitated, they got the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence and escaped.

Chapter 4 - Epilogue




Although coming at great cost they had triumphed and ensured that the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence was out of Fat Cat's hands forever. Monty and Nimnul got hitched in a awesome ceremony but they later divorced citing elephant-related disagreements.
THE END!

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