The Random Rangers in

The Adventure of the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence



Chapter 1 - The New Case





The Rangers are in their tree waiting for their next caper. Chip is studying up on forensics. Dale is reading a comic book, The Amazing treasure Dude. Gadget is planning a project, an improved truck screwdriver .. Monty is eating a cheddar pizza. Zipper is buzzing around. Without warning, a message arrived, informing them that Fat Cat had swiped the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence!
"We have to thwart Fat Cat and destroy the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence, or else he may destroy the sword of Earth.!" Chip said. So they went hunting for Fat Cat and the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence.
Meanwhile, in the Happy Tom cat food factory, Fat Cat told his minions about his plan. "My plan is to to steal the city's spice rack ", said Fat Cat. Obviously, they asked if he also planned to kill all zebras now that he had the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence. Fat Cat said that he would indeed, and he already thought of it . They all appreciated their clever plan.

Chapter 2 - The Search




The rangers were looking for any lead on the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence or Fat Cat.

Chip searched professor Nimnul's laboratory. Nimnul's laboratory hums with evil inventions. Chip dilligently looks for evidence of the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence. Chip finds fragments of a treasure , suggesting that Fat Cat is hiding out in the Happy Tom cat food factory . He goes there to investigate. Dale looked around the park. The park is foggy. People are frolicking. Lahwhinie is there. Foxglove is there. Dale goes unnoticed. Gadget traveled to the city museum. The museum is having exhibits on a rock of evilness, Ancient Hong Kong, and the great plastic weapon. Rat Capone is there. Gadget goes unnoticed. Monty looked around the cola bottling plant. The cola plant still smells of death. Monty searches the place for clues. Monty discovered soldering iron marks on a dish washer and a pancreas but couldn't connect it to Fat Cat. Zipper traveled to the city. The city is unaware of its impending doom. Bubbles is there. Sparky is there. Zipper goes unnoticed.

Chip went to the Happy Tom cat food factory. The cat food factory is infested with a mouse. Wart is there. Fat Cat is there. Chip watches Fat Cat hiding in the shadows. He observes Fat Cat implementing his plan to steal the city's spice rack . Chip goes unnoticed. Dale went to the city museum. Gadget goes unnoticed. Gadget went to the theater. The theater is showing Lord of the camera of long might. Snout is there. Gadget goes unnoticed. Monty searched Fat Cat's Casino. Animals are gambling and eating egg. Monty investigates the place for clues. Monty found evidence of a missing candle . From his experiences in Russia, he concluded this means the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence is in the Happy Tom cat food factory! So, he goes there to check before telling the others. Zipper searched the bank. The bank, adjacent a harpoon store, is quiet with excitement. Zipper spies around the joint. Zipper found fragments of a nugget , but didn't know what it meant.

So the Rangers located the location of the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence.

On the way back to the Ranger's tree, Gadget is caught in a a glue board set by Fat Cat. Thankfully, Dale noticed this happening and hurried to his friend's aid. Dale eventually extricated Gadget from out of the fiendish trap and back to headquarters.

Everyone gathered back at the Ranger Tree.

"I'm critically hurt by injuries inflicted by Fat Cat's fiendish attack !", Gadget complained. " I think it's life-threatening injury."

Monty surveyed Gadget's injuries. " Too-raa-loo, that looks unpleasant, ", Monty exclaimed. Thankfully, Monty had great experienceas a amateur rat doctor prior to joining the Rangers. "You just have to put all the parts back inside and it will just work out , right Gadget?", inquired Monty. Gadget was knocked out by Monty. "Crikey, Gadget, stay with me, the team can't go on without your beautiful hair!", Monty demanded. When Gadget regained conciousness and insisted on seeing a real doctor, Gadget's condition got better. Monty comes up with a plan. Monty's plan is to get lots of provolone . Fat Cat arrived at the Ranger Tree. Chip went up to Fat Cat.

"I appreciate your widely appreciated cunning plans , Fat Cat", said Chip.

"I'm pleased you finally noticed, Chip", replied Fat Cat.

"I really like your bright, alert eyes and small nose , Chip", said Fat Cat.

"I am pleased to know that, Fat Cat", answered Chip. "I was worried you could never look past my stupid-looking hat "

The discussion was finished by their leaving to attack Fat Cat and recover the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence.

Chapter 3 - The Battle




Getting to the Happy Tom cat food factory, they implement their attack. Wart is slightly wounded.

"Woah! It's that chipmunk!", warned Fat Cat. Wart missed Zipper. Chip rapidly developed a battle plan. "Gadget! Watch out for Fat Cat's nose! It's poisonous!", Chip warned. Chip trips Wart. Wart is greviously injured. Gadget trips Wart using a rocket propelled tripwire. Wart is gravely wounded. Monty throws Wart . Wart is greviously wounded. Wart dies of Monty's attack. Zipper goes to attack Wart, but he is already dead.

Unexpectedly, Fat Cat expired because the battle was too computationally intensive. The rangers win and save the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence or whatever they were going to do.

Chapter 4 - Epilogue




Although coming at great cost they had prevailed and ensured that the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence was out of Fat Cat's hands forever. After the untimely death of Fat Cat of bad dramatic timing, Chip could never love again.
THE END!

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