The Random Rangers in

The Adventure of the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence


Chapter 1 - The New Case





The Rangers are in their tree waiting for their next caper. Chip is studying up on forensics. Dale is reading a comic book, The Amazing treasure Dude. Gadget is planning a project, an improved truck screwdriver .. Monty is eating a cheddar pizza. Zipper is buzzing around. Without warning, a message arrived, informing them that Fat Cat had swiped the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence!
"We have to thwart Fat Cat and destroy the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence, or else he may destroy the sword of Earth.!" Chip said. So they went hunting for Fat Cat and the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence.
Meanwhile, in the Happy Tom cat food factory, Fat Cat told his minions about his plan. "My plan is to to steal the city's spice rack ", said Fat Cat. Obviously, they asked if he also planned to kill all zebras now that he had the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence. Fat Cat said that he would indeed, and he already thought of it . They all appreciated their clever plan.

Chapter 2 - The Search




The rangers were looking for any lead on the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence or Fat Cat.

Chip went to the Ranger Tree. The Ranger Tree is dirty. Dale went to the park. The park is rainy. People are playing. Lahwhinie is there. Foxglove is there. Dale goes unnoticed. Gadget looked around Cat Alley. Cat Alley is devoid of cats today. Mole is there. Gadget goes unnoticed. Monty went to Fat Cat's Casino. Critters are betting on underwear fights and eating cheese stick. Monty searches the location for clues. Monty discovered a bucket corpse and impressions made by Fat Cat's mouth but couldn't connect it to Fat Cat. Zipper went to the Acorn Club. The Acorn Club is having a performance by a talking candle. Nimnul is there. Zipper goes unnoticed.

Chip traveled to the city. The city is a wretched hive of scum and villainy. Bubbles is there. Sparky is there. Chip goes unnoticed. Dale went to the city museum. The museum is having exhibits on a sexy notebook, Ancient Burma, and the spectacular wonderful suit of yore. Rat Capone is there. Dale goes unnoticed. Gadget traveled to the city. Chip goes unnoticed. Monty searched the city museum. Dale goes unnoticed. Zipper traveled to the city. Bubbles kicked Chip. Chip is injured. Gadget swings at Bubbles with her heat gun, but it is dodged. Zipper dive-bombs Bubbles. Chip tries to escape. Chip flees the battle! Gadget tries to escape. Gadget escapes the battle. Zipper tries to escape. Zipper flies away, escaping the battle.

Chip searched the cola bottling plant. The cola plant still smells of meal. Chip methodically searches the location. Chip finds heat gun marks on the floor , clearly indicating by elementary deduction that the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence is concealed in the Happy Tom cat food factory. He goes there to investigate. Dale searched professor Nimnul's laboratory. Nimnul's laboratory hums with malevonent inventions. Dale looks around the place and searches for the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence. . Dale found a clue pointing to the Happy Tom cat food factory. Gadget went to the theater. The theater is showing squirrel Wars. Snout is there. Gadget goes unnoticed. Monty went to a city street. The street is busy. Monty investigates the place for clues. Monty found hammer marks on the ceiling . From his experiences in Hong Kong, he concluded this means Fat Cat is in the Happy Tom cat food factory! So, he goes there to check before telling the others. Zipper traveled to the subway system. The subways are the top-secret resting place of the footweapon. Mepps is there. Tammy is there. Zipper goes unnoticed.

Suddely they got a email from an informant informing them that Fat Cat was in the Happy Tom cat food factory. So the Rangers knew about the location of the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence.



Everyone gathered back at the Ranger Tree.

"I have a light injury, caused by Bubbles's attack! ", Chip said.

"You'll be okay, it is just a flesh wound ", Dale reassured Chip. Dale bandaged Chip's nose wound. "There! Good as new! ", Dale said. Chip was good as new. Monty devises a plan. Monty's plan is to poke Fat Cat with an silver suit . Mepps arrived at the Ranger Tree. Monty went up to Mepps.

"I especially am hearing a lot about your pretty eyes , Mepps", said Monty.

"Oh, you finally noticed, Monty", replied Mepps. "I was worried you could never get over my substance abuse problem "

"I really fancy your noteworthy masculine jawline , Monty", said Mepps.

"Oh, you finally noticed, Mepps", responded Monty. "I was worried you thought I had a fatness ."

The discussion was ended by their leaving to infiltrate Fat Cat and return the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence.

Chapter 3 - The Battle




Getting to the Happy Tom cat food factory, they initiate their attack. Wart is seriously wounded. Fat Cat is slightly wounded.

"Woah! It's that chipmunk!", warned Fat Cat. Wart swatted Chip. Chip is severely wounded. Fat Cat bit Monty. Monty is hurt. Chip quickly developed a tactical plan. Chip kicks Wart. Wart is injured. Monty roundhouse kicks Wart . Wart is slighty hurt.

Wart swatted Chip. Chip is seriously hurt. Fat Cat missed Chip. Monty flings a baleful knife at Wart, but it is dodged. Zipper fights Fat Cat. Fat Cat is wounded.

Wart missed Chip. Fat Cat swatted Monty. Monty is wounded. Chip strikes Wart. Wart is maybe mortally injured. Dale tries to surprise Fat Cat. Gadget attacks Fat Cat with her rivet gun, but it is dodged. Zipper battles Fat Cat. Fat Cat is hurt.

Wart missed Monty. Fat Cat missed Zipper. Monty tossses Fat Cat . Fat Cat is wounded. Zipper rams Fat Cat. Fat Cat is only very slightly harmed.

Wart missed Dale. Fat Cat shouts at Zipper, "Your issues stem from your having a disgusting fondness for wonderful gallbladder!" Zipper buzzes cleverly at Fat Cat. Gadget uses a little bomb on Fat Cat. Fat Cat is greviously hurt. Fat Cat is killed by Gadget's attack. Monty goes to attack Fat Cat, but he is already dead. Zipper goes to attack Fat Cat, but he is already dead. And so, with Fat Cat dead, they got the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence and escaped.

Chapter 4 - Epilogue




Although hard they had triumphed and ensured that the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence was out of Fat Cat's hands forever. Monty and Mepps became life partners in a big wedding but they later divorced citing Monty's personality disorder. Unfortunately, Monty caught liver disease and rapidly died on the operating table.
THE END!

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