The Random Rangers in

The Adventure of the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence


Chapter 1 - The New Case





The Rangers are in their tree waiting for their next caper. Chip is studying up on forensics. Dale is reading a comic book, The Amazing treasure Dude. Gadget is planning a project, an improved truck screwdriver .. Monty is eating a cheddar pizza. Zipper is buzzing around. Without warning, a message arrived, informing them that Fat Cat had swiped the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence!
"We have to thwart Fat Cat and destroy the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence, or else he may destroy the sword of Earth.!" Chip said. So they went hunting for Fat Cat and the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence.
Meanwhile, in the Happy Tom cat food factory, Fat Cat told his minions about his plan. "My plan is to to steal the city's spice rack ", said Fat Cat. Obviously, they asked if he also planned to kill all zebras now that he had the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence. Fat Cat said that he would indeed, and he already thought of it . They all appreciated their clever plan.

Chapter 2 - The Search




The rangers were looking for any lead on the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence or Fat Cat.

Chip went to the subway system. The subways are the stained resting place of the ring's rock of corruption. Mepps is there. Tammy is there. Chip goes unnoticed. Dale looked around the Acorn Club. The Acorn Club is having a performance by Clarice. Nimnul is there. Dale goes unnoticed. Gadget looked around Fat Cat's Casino. Critters are gambling and eating ice cream. Gadget quickly checks the location. Gadget finds a bladder . Analysis of it with her Geiger counter, clearly suggests by trivial deduction that Fat Cat is hiding out in the Happy Tom cat food factory . She goes there to look. Monty went to a city street. The street is not busy. Monty searches the location for witnesses to the crime. Monty can't find anything. Zipper looked around the bank. The bank, adjacent a rock store, is smelly . Zipper looks around the joint. Zipper discovered evidence of a missing arm and a broken leotard but couldn't connect it to Fat Cat.

Chip went to a city street. Dale went to the bank. Gadget searched the Happy Tom cat food factory. The cat food factory smells fishy. Wart is there. Fat Cat is there. Gadget spies on Fat Cat, holding the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence. Gadget goes unnoticed. Monty searched a city street. Zipper looked around an abandoned warehouse. The warehouse is cold. Zipper looks around the joint. Zipper discovered a bit of skin and signs of a struggle but drew no conclusions.

So the Rangers located the location of the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence.



Everyone gathered back at the Ranger Tree. Chip comes up with a plan. Chip comes up with a clever plan to destroy Fat Cat and expounds it to the others. Gadget builds the unsanitary teddy bear they need for the plan. Chip went up to Dale.

"I care for your impressive nose , Dale", said Chip.

"I am thrilled to know that, Chip", responded Dale. "I was worried you thought I had a huge nose ."

"I sure like your pretty uncany resemblance to Indiana Jones , Chip", said Dale.

"Oh, you noticed, Dale", responded Chip.

The discussion was finished by their leaving to attack Fat Cat and recover the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence.

Chapter 3 - The Battle




Getting to the Happy Tom cat food factory, they carry out their attack. Wart is gravely hurt. Fat Cat is greviously hurt.

Wart missed Zipper. Fat Cat kicked Monty. Monty is wounded. Dale tries to distract Wart by doing something with a magazine. Monty attempts to clobber Wart with a nearby teddy bear. Zipper hits Fat Cat. Fat Cat is slighty hurt.

Wart missed Chip. Fat Cat missed Zipper. Chip quickly developed a tactical plan. "Dale! You should destroy Fat Cat's pancreas!", Chip suggested. "Gadget! Watch out for Fat Cat's cheek! ", Chip warned. "Monty! Mind Fat Cat's eye! It has destroyed many baleful mice!", Chip warned. Chip swings at Fat Cat. Monty roundhouse kicks Fat Cat . Fat Cat is gravely injured. Zipper attacks Fat Cat. Fat Cat is injured. Fat Cat collapses, clutching his heart. And so, with Fat Cat incapacitated, they got the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence and escaped.

Chapter 4 - Epilogue




Although hard they had triumphed and ensured that the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence was out of Fat Cat's hands forever. Chip and Dale were married in a highly scandalous wedding and lived happily.
THE END!

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