The Random Rangers in

The Adventure of the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence


Chapter 1 - The New Case





The Rangers are in their tree waiting for their next caper. Chip is studying up on forensics. Dale is reading a comic book, The Amazing treasure Dude. Gadget is planning a project, an improved truck screwdriver .. Monty is eating a cheddar pizza. Zipper is buzzing around. Without warning, a message arrived, informing them that Fat Cat had swiped the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence!
"We have to thwart Fat Cat and destroy the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence, or else he may destroy the sword of Earth.!" Chip said. So they went hunting for Fat Cat and the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence.
Meanwhile, in the Happy Tom cat food factory, Fat Cat told his minions about his plan. "My plan is to to steal the city's spice rack ", said Fat Cat. Obviously, they asked if he also planned to kill all zebras now that he had the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence. Fat Cat said that he would indeed, and he already thought of it . They all appreciated their clever plan.

Chapter 2 - The Search




The rangers were looking for any lead on the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence or Fat Cat.

Chip searched a city street. The street is devoid of life. Chip dilligently searches the place. Chip finds evidence of a missing leotard , obviously indicating by trivial logic that Fat Cat is hiding out in the Happy Tom cat food factory . He goes there to investigate. Dale searched Cat Alley. Cat Alley is devoid of cats today. Mole is there. Dale goes unnoticed. Gadget searched Fat Cat's Casino. Animals are gambling and eating pie. Gadget quickly looks for signs of the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence. Gadget finds marks left by Fat Cat . , obviously suggests by simple induction that Fat Cat is hiding out in the Happy Tom cat food factory . She goes there to look. Monty looked around the Acorn Club. The Acorn Club is having a performance by a singing mouse. Nimnul is there. Monty goes unnoticed. Zipper searched a city street.

Chip went to the Happy Tom cat food factory. The cat food factory is infested with a sock. Wart is there. Fat Cat is there. Chip watches Fat Cat hiding in the shadows. He observes Fat Cat discussing his plan to steal the city's spice rack . Chip goes unnoticed. Dale traveled to the park. The park is foggy. humans are playing. Lahwhinie is there. Foxglove is there. Dale goes unnoticed. Gadget traveled to the Happy Tom cat food factory. Gadget spies on Fat Cat, holding the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence. Chip goes unnoticed. Monty searched an abandoned warehouse. The warehouse is a casualty of the economy. Monty investigates the place for clues. Monty can't find anything. Zipper traveled to the subway system. The subways are full of magazine. Mepps is there. Tammy is there. Zipper goes unnoticed.

So the Rangers located the location of the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence.

On the way to the Ranger tree, Dale is ambushed by Fat Cat's minions, led by his mercenary, Sewer Al. They beat Dale until they think he is sutibly deterred and then leave. Fortunately, Gadget saw this from a distance and rushed to her aid. Gadget helped Dale back to the Ranger tree.

Everyone gathered back at the Ranger Tree.

"I've got a critically injured tail! ", Dale yelped. "I sure hope it isn't fatal!"

Gadget surveyed Dale's wounds. " That's not good.. ", Gadget exclaimed. " I can deal with this though - the chipmunk body is just another machine, right? Has anyone seen my pencil drill? I'm going to need it. ", she concluded. Dale was anesthetized by Gadget with a screwdriver. Gadget works compentently to cure Dale. she did not have to use somewhat unorthodox medical proceedures.

"darn it Dale, don't give up ", she concluded.

Eventually, Dale's condition got better. Monty invents a plan. Monty's plan is to hit Fat Cat with an unsanitary foot . Tammy arrived at the Ranger Tree. Monty saw Tammy.

"I appreciate your sexy tail , Tammy", said Monty.

"Oh, you noticed, Monty", answered Tammy.

"I care for your unsanitary vast experience , Monty", said Tammy.

"I am happy to know that, Tammy", responded Monty.

Their conversation was interrupted by their leaving to infiltrate Fat Cat and rescue the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence.

Chapter 3 - The Battle




Reaching the Happy Tom cat food factory, they initiate their attack. Wart is hurt. Fat Cat is smitten.

Monty hits Fat Cat with a underwear. Fat Cat is seriously hurt. Zipper distracts Wart.

Wart missed Gadget. Fat Cat missed Zipper. Dale attacks Fat Cat. Fat Cat is smitten.

Wart missed Zipper. Fat Cat bit Monty. Monty is smitten. Chip rapidly formulated a battle plan. "Dale! You should destroy Fat Cat's bladder!", Chip ordered. "Zipper! You should take out Fat Cat's heart!", Chip advised. Chip kicks Wart. Wart is slightly wounded. Monty flings a mouse at Fat Cat. Fat Cat is greviously wounded. Zipper dive-bombs Wart. Wart is greviously injured.

Wart missed Zipper. Chip whips Fat Cat. Fat Cat is maybe mortally injured. Fat Cat perishes, screaming "Ow! The pain!" Dale goes to attack Fat Cat, but he is already dead. Gadget goes to attack Fat Cat, but he is already dead. And so, with Fat Cat incapacitated, they got the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence and escaped.

Chapter 4 - Epilogue




Although coming at great cost they had triumphed and ensured that the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence was out of Fat Cat's hands forever. Monty and Tammy were married in a quiet ceremony and then produced offspring. Unfortunately, Dale developed a elephant addiction and died forsaken by the others .
THE END!

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