The Random Rangers in

The Adventure of the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence


Chapter 1 - The New Case





The Rangers are in their tree waiting for their next caper. Chip is studying up on forensics. Dale is reading a comic book, The Amazing treasure Dude. Gadget is planning a project, an improved truck screwdriver .. Monty is eating a cheddar pizza. Zipper is buzzing around. Without warning, a message arrived, informing them that Fat Cat had swiped the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence!
"We have to thwart Fat Cat and destroy the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence, or else he may destroy the sword of Earth.!" Chip said. So they went hunting for Fat Cat and the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence.
Meanwhile, in the Happy Tom cat food factory, Fat Cat told his minions about his plan. "My plan is to to steal the city's spice rack ", said Fat Cat. Obviously, they asked if he also planned to kill all zebras now that he had the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence. Fat Cat said that he would indeed, and he already thought of it . They all appreciated their clever plan.

Chapter 2 - The Search




The rangers were looking for any lead on the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence or Fat Cat.

Chip traveled to Cat Alley. Cat Alley is full of cats today. Mole is there. Chip goes unnoticed. Dale searched the bank. The bank, next to a wrench, is noisy . Dale wanders around the location and looks for Fat Cat. . Dale sees nothing of interest. Gadget went to the subway system. The subways are home to mole people. Mepps is there. Tammy is there. Gadget goes unnoticed. Monty went to professor Nimnul's laboratory. Nimnul's laboratory hums with evil machines. Monty investigates the location for witnesses to the crime. Monty doesn't find anything. Zipper went to the Ranger Tree. The Ranger Tree is cluttered. Zipper looks around the location. Zipper sees nothing of interest.

Chip went to the park. The park is sunny. Animals are running. Lahwhinie is there. Foxglove is there. Chip goes unnoticed. Dale traveled to the Acorn Club. The Acorn Club is having a performance by Clarice. Nimnul is there. Dale goes unnoticed. Gadget traveled to the Ranger Tree. Monty looked around the theater. The theater is showing Attack of the Deadly suit. Snout is there. Monty goes unnoticed. Zipper searched the park. Chip trips Lahwhinie. Lahwhinie is gravely injured. Zipper distracts Lahwhinie. Chip tries to escape. Zipper tries to escape. Zipper flies away, escaping the battle.

Chip looked around Cat Alley. Chip goes unnoticed. Dale went to Cat Alley. Mole missed Chip. Chip tries to escape. Dale tries to escape. Gadget searched the Acorn Club. Gadget tries to escape. Gadget escapes the battle. Monty traveled to the sewers. The sewers smell bad. Monty investigates the place for evidence. Monty found evidence of a missing cake , but didn't know what it meant. Zipper went to Fat Cat's Casino. Critters are betting on hammer fights and eating noodles. Zipper spies around the place. Zipper doesn't find anything.

Without warning they got a phone call from an informant informing them that Fat Cat was in the Happy Tom cat food factory. So the Rangers detected the location of the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence.

On the way back home, Monty is caught in a a cage laid by Fat Cat. Thankfully, Zipper noticed this happening and hurried to his aid. Zipper with difficulty extricated Monty from out of the baneful trap and back to headquarters.

Everyone gathered back at the Ranger Tree.

"I have a critical injury by injuries inflicted by Fat Cat's sneaky attack !", Monty exclaimed. " This reminds me of the time I escaped a magical rod in Iraq"

Chip looked at Monty's body. "Ouch! That must really hurt! ", Chip exclaimed. Luckily, Chip had learned magical healing arts as a Boyscout. he even recalled from reading anatomy books that the lungs belong on the inside, so that is where he put them . "Come on, Monty, pull through, I can't go on without your excellent cooking!", Chip pleaded. Soon, Monty's condition improved. Monty devises a plan. Monty's plan is to get themselves spectral bombs. Mole arrived at the Ranger Tree. Zipper approached Mole.

"I sure am noticing your renowned comic relief value , Mole", said Zipper.

"Thank you , Zipper", replied Mole.

"I sure like your cute eyes , Zipper", said Mole.

Zipper buzzed hapilly. Their conversation was finished by their leaving to attack Fat Cat and rescue the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence.

Chapter 3 - The Battle




Reaching the Happy Tom cat food factory, they initiate their attack. Wart is injured. Fat Cat is injured.

"Hey! It's that mouse!", warned Fat Cat. Wart bit Zipper. Zipper is severely wounded. Zipper is squished.. Fat Cat bit Gadget. Gadget is maybe mortally wounded. Gadget uses a small explosive on Fat Cat. Fat Cat is slighty hurt. Monty whallops Wart. Wart is slighty hurt.

Wart missed Chip. Fat Cat missed Chip. Dale trips Wart. Wart is slighty hurt. Monty hits Fat Cat with a nearby codpiece. Fat Cat is gravely wounded.

Wart stabbed Monty. Monty is smitten. Fat Cat missed Monty. Fat Cat shouts at Monty, "Your issues stem from your having little common sense!" "You should talk!, "Monty replies. Chip hastily developed a tactical plan. "Gadget! Distract Fat Cat with one of your inventions!", Chip suggested. "Monty! Mind Fat Cat's mouth! It has destroyed many atomic mice!", Chip warned. Chip slugs Fat Cat. Fat Cat is only very slightly harmed.

Wart missed Gadget. Fat Cat swatted Gadget. Gadget is greviously hurt. Monty whallops Wart. Wart is smitten.

Wart kicked Monty. Monty is hurt. Fat Cat missed Dale.

Fat Cat bit Dale. Dale is slightly wounded. Dale tries to draw Wart's attention . Gadget is cornered and assults Wart with her rivet gun. Wart is gravely injured. Monty hits Wart with a dish washer. Wart is gravely injured. Wart dies of Monty's attack.

Fat Cat swatted Gadget. Gadget is severely injured. Gadget, stricken by Fat Cat's attack, collapses, clearly not long for the world and gasps " But... but I'm much too popular of a character to die!" and dies. Chip attempts to take Fat Cat by surprise. Dale strikes Fat Cat. Fat Cat is hurt. Monty throws a spice rack at Fat Cat, but misses.

Fat Cat kicked Monty. Monty is slightly wounded. Chip battles Fat Cat. Fat Cat is slightly wounded. Dale fights Fat Cat. Fat Cat is hurt. Fat Cat collapses, shouting "Ouch! The pain!" Monty goes to attack Fat Cat, but he is already dead. And so, with Fat Cat defeated, they got the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence and escaped.

Chapter 4 - Epilogue




Although hard they had prevailed and ensured that the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence was out of Fat Cat's hands forever. Gadget got a proper Zoroastrian funeral. They had a funeral for Zipper who died of Wart's attack. After the tragic death of Zipper of Wart's attack, Mole was very sad.
THE END!

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