The Random Rangers in

The Adventure of the Sexy Cake


Chapter 1 - The New Case





The Rangers are in their tree waiting for an interesting crime. Chip is reading a Sureluck Jones story, The Case of the mirror of yore . Dale is watching television. Gadget is tinkering with an invention, a sad nugget.. Monty is telling a tall tale concerning his doings to find the evil cheddar. Zipper is flying. Without warning, they got an email, telling them that Rat Capone had ilegally created the Sexy Cake!
"We have to thwart Rat Capone and destroy the Sexy Cake, or else he might use it to get pie!" Chip suggested. So they went looking for Rat Capone and the Sexy Cake.
Meanwhile, in the subway system, Rat Capone told his minions about his plan. "My plan is to to get revenge on Zipper ", explained Rat Capone. Of course, they wondered if he also planned to control the bucket industry now that he had the Sexy Cake. Rat Capone replied that he would indeed, and he already thought of it . They all appreciated their clever plan.

Chapter 2 - The Search




The rangers were looking for any sign the Sexy Cake or Rat Capone.

Chip traveled to professor Nimnul's laboratory. Nimnul's laboratory hums with ice machines. Chip carefully looks for signs . Chip found some blood on a banjo , but couldn't connect it to Rat Capone. Dale looked around the city museum. The museum is having exhibits on a alien mouthbed, Ancient the Soviet Union, and the famous elephant's gallbladder of black justice. Dale looks around the location and searches for Rat Capone. He is distracted by seeing a wig. Dale discovered evidence of a missing knife and stapler marks on a ring but couldn't connect it to Rat Capone. Gadget searched the city. The city is a wretched hive of scum and villainy. Mole is there. Foxglove is there. Gadget goes unnoticed. Monty traveled to Fat Cat's Casino. Animals are playing games and eating cupcake. Monty checks the place for witnesses to the crime. Monty found a spice rack corpse . Because of his fantastic gut instinct he realized this means Rat Capone is in the subway system! So, he goes there to check before telling the others. Zipper went to the city museum.

Chip searched an abandoned warehouse. The warehouse is empty. Chip dilligently looks for signs of Rat Capone. Chip found impressions made by Rat Capone , but didn't know what it meant. Dale searched the cola bottling plant. The cola plant still smells of death. Dale looks around the location and searches for the Sexy Cake. He is distracted by seeing a magazine. Dale found a clue pointing to the subway system. Gadget traveled to the theater. The theater is showing Adventures of yore. Gadget methodically checks the place. Gadget thinks there is no evidence of Rat Capone's crimes here. Monty traveled to the subway system. The subways are the knitted roosting place of the wonderful pants's rod of gold justice. Fat Cat is there. Wart is there. Bubbles is there. Lahwhinie is there. Rat Capone is there. Monty spies on Rat Capone lurking in the shadows. He thinks that Rat Capone's plan is to own the world market of coat hangar. Monty goes unnoticed. Zipper searched the cola bottling plant.

So the Rangers detected the location of the Sexy Cake.



Everyone gathered back at the Ranger Tree. Gadget devises a plan. Gadget suggests - sneak into the subway system and use a stapler to incapacitate Rat Capone. Wart arrived at the Ranger Tree. Gadget approached Wart.

"I sure appreciate your tasty competence relative to the other henchmen , Wart", said Gadget.

"Oh, you noticed, Gadget", answered Wart.

Gadget paused a moment, then spoke. "Wart, I think I can help you overcome your a top-secret lisp ", Gadget said.

Wart seemed agreeable. The discussion was interrupted by their leaving to attack Rat Capone and recover the Sexy Cake.

Chapter 3 - The Battle




Reaching the subway system, they implement their attack. Fat Cat is greviously wounded. Bubbles is hurt. Lahwhinie is gravely hurt. Lahwhinie dies of Gadget's attack plan. Rat Capone is seriously wounded.

Bubbles bit Chip. Chip is hurt. Rat Capone bit Monty. Monty is slightly wounded. Chip hastily developed a tactical plan. "Gadget! Attack them with your rivet gun!", Chip advised. Chip spars with Rat Capone. Monty throws Rat Capone . Rat Capone is injured. Rat Capone collapses, clutching his injured nose. And so, with Rat Capone incapacitated, they got the Sexy Cake and escaped.

Chapter 4 - Epilogue




Although coming at great cost they had triumphed and ensured that the Sexy Cake was out of Rat Capone's hands forever. Gadget and Wart got hitched in a awesome wedding and got jobs in the spork industry.
THE END!

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