The Random Rangers in

The Adventure of the Sexy Cake


Chapter 1 - The New Case





The Rangers are in their tree waiting for an interesting crime. Chip is reading a Sureluck Jones story, The Case of the mirror of yore . Dale is watching television. Gadget is tinkering with an invention, a sad nugget.. Monty is telling a tall tale concerning his doings to find the evil cheddar. Zipper is flying. Without warning, they got an email, telling them that Rat Capone had ilegally created the Sexy Cake!
"We have to thwart Rat Capone and destroy the Sexy Cake, or else he might use it to get pie!" Chip suggested. So they went looking for Rat Capone and the Sexy Cake.
Meanwhile, in the subway system, Rat Capone told his minions about his plan. "My plan is to to get revenge on Zipper ", explained Rat Capone. Of course, they wondered if he also planned to control the bucket industry now that he had the Sexy Cake. Rat Capone replied that he would indeed, and he already thought of it . They all appreciated their clever plan.

Chapter 2 - The Search




The rangers were looking for any sign the Sexy Cake or Rat Capone.

Chip searched the Ranger Tree. The Ranger Tree is dirty. Tammy is there. Dale looked around the bank. The bank, next to a Pet Store, is quiet with anticipation. Dale wanders around the location and searches for the Sexy Cake. . Dale discovered evidence of a missing sword and fragments of a fishstick but drew no conclusions. Gadget searched the Acorn Club. The Acorn Club is having a performance by Clarice. Gadget dilligently looks for signs of Rat Capone. Gadget finds a crystal corpse . , undoubtedly indicates by elementary induction that the Sexy Cake is being kept in the subway system . She goes there to look. Monty searched the subway system. The subways are dark. Fat Cat is there. Wart is there. Bubbles is there. Lahwhinie is there. Rat Capone is there. Monty spies on Rat Capone hiding in the shadows. He thinks that Rat Capone's plan is to make Zipper a personal slave. Monty goes unnoticed. Zipper searched the Acorn Club.

So the Rangers had found the location of the Sexy Cake.

On the way to the Ranger tree, Monty is caught in a a rodent cage set by Rat Capone. Luckily, Dale heard his call for help and rushed to save him. Dale with difficulty extracted Monty from out of the lethal trap and back to headquarters.

Everyone gathered back at the Ranger Tree.

"I have a critical wound by injuries inflicted by Rat Capone's underhanded attack !", Monty said. " This reminds me of the time I searched for cheese in Thembria"

Dale looked at Monty's condition. "Uh oh, that looks terrible! ", Dale exclaimed. Luckily, Dale had studied medicine at Harvard Medical School before his tragic brain injury. he used his slightly rusty suturing skills to fix up Monty . "Come on, Monty, stay with us, the team can't beat Rat Capone without your really badass trenchcoat!", Dale pleaded. Eventually, Monty's condition stablized. Chip comes up with a plan. Chip dreams up a potent scheme to destroy Rat Capone and explains it to the others. Nimnul arrived at the Ranger Tree. Zipper saw Nimnul.

"I am hearing a lot about your bulbous forehead of intelligence , Nimnul", said Zipper.

"Oh, you noticed, Zipper", answered Nimnul.

Their conversation was interrupted by their leaving to infiltrate Rat Capone and return the Sexy Cake.

Chapter 3 - The Battle




Reaching the subway system, they implement their attack. Fat Cat is severely wounded. Wart is maybe mortally wounded. Bubbles is smitten. Lahwhinie is seriously injured. Lahwhinie dies, shouting "Ouch! The agony!" Rat Capone is maybe mortally wounded.

Fat Cat hit Chip. Chip is gravely wounded. Wart missed Monty. Bubbles stomped Chip. Chip is hurt. Rat Capone missed Gadget. Dale trips Rat Capone. Rat Capone is maybe mortally wounded. Zipper attacks Wart. Wart is hurt.

Fat Cat missed Zipper. Wart missed Gadget. Bubbles swatted Dale. Dale is injured. Chip quickly thought up a tactical plan. "Monty! Distract them somehow!",Chip advised. "Zipper! Fly into Rat Capone and disable his heart! ", Chip suggested. Chip attacks Fat Cat. Fat Cat is only very slightly harmed. Monty tossses Bubbles . Bubbles is wounded. Zipper distracts Rat Capone.

Fat Cat missed Zipper. Wart stomped Chip. Chip is slightly wounded. Rat Capone missed Zipper. Dale trips Wart. Wart is smitten. Wart dies of Dale's attack. Gadget goes to attack Wart, but he is already dead. Monty goes to attack Wart, but he is already dead. Zipper dive-bombs Fat Cat.

Fat Cat stomped Monty. Monty is only very slightly harmed. Rat Capone missed Chip. Monty clobbers Bubbles with a squirrel. Bubbles is slightly wounded. Zipper buzzes around Rat Capone.

Fat Cat bit Dale. Dale is greviously wounded. Rat Capone missed Dale. Chip grapples with Fat Cat. Dale spars with Bubbles. Monty body-slams Bubbles. Bubbles is slightly wounded.

Fat Cat missed Gadget. Rat Capone missed Monty. Zipper dive-bombs Fat Cat. Fat Cat is slighty hurt.

Fat Cat missed Zipper. Bubbles swatted Monty. Monty is slightly wounded. Rat Capone kicked Dale. Dale is only very slightly harmed. Dale spars with Fat Cat. Monty tossses Rat Capone who lands on a gallbladder. Rat Capone is severely wounded. Rat Capone perishes, shouting "Oy! The pain!" Zipper goes to attack Rat Capone, but he is already dead. And so, with Rat Capone defeated, they got the Sexy Cake and escaped.

Chapter 4 - Epilogue




Although coming at great cost they had prevailed and ensured that the Sexy Cake was out of Rat Capone's hands forever. Zipper and Nimnul became life partners in a alien wedding but they later divorced citing Zipper's frigidity.
THE END!

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