The Random Rangers in

The Adventure of the Sexy Cake


Chapter 1 - The New Case





The Rangers are in their tree waiting for an interesting crime. Chip is reading a Sureluck Jones story, The Case of the mirror of yore . Dale is watching television. Gadget is tinkering with an invention, a sad nugget.. Monty is telling a tall tale concerning his doings to find the evil cheddar. Zipper is flying. Without warning, they got an email, telling them that Rat Capone had ilegally created the Sexy Cake!
"We have to thwart Rat Capone and destroy the Sexy Cake, or else he might use it to get pie!" Chip suggested. So they went looking for Rat Capone and the Sexy Cake.
Meanwhile, in the subway system, Rat Capone told his minions about his plan. "My plan is to to get revenge on Zipper ", explained Rat Capone. Of course, they wondered if he also planned to control the bucket industry now that he had the Sexy Cake. Rat Capone replied that he would indeed, and he already thought of it . They all appreciated their clever plan.

Chapter 2 - The Search




The rangers were looking for any sign the Sexy Cake or Rat Capone.

Chip searched the subway system. The subways are home to mole people. Fat Cat is there. Wart is there. Bubbles is there. Lahwhinie is there. Rat Capone is there. Chip spies on Rat Capone lurking in rafters. He observes Rat Capone bragging about his plan to get revenge on Zipper . Chip goes unnoticed. Dale searched an abandoned warehouse. The warehouse is boring. Dale wanders around the place and searches for the Sexy Cake. He is diverted by seeing a shoe. Dale found signs of a struggle , but didn't know what it meant. Gadget searched the sewers. The sewers are dark. Mepps is there. Gadget goes unnoticed. Monty went to the subway system. Monty watches Rat Capone lurking in the shadows. He thinks that Rat Capone's plan is to harm the city. Fat Cat stabbed Monty. Monty is only very slightly harmed. Wart hit Chip. Chip is injured. Bubbles missed Chip. Rat Capone bit Chip. Chip is smitten. Monty clobbers Lahwhinie with a magazine. Lahwhinie is seriously hurt. Chip tries to escape. Monty tries to escape. Monty flees the battle! Zipper traveled to the Acorn Club. The Acorn Club is having a performance by Clarice. Zipper spies around the location. Zipper can't find anything.

So the Rangers had found the location of the Sexy Cake.



Everyone gathered back at the Ranger Tree.

"I have a light wound by Fat Cat's attack!", Monty complained. " If I die, Chip can have my secret swiss cheese and blue cheese stashes!"

Zipper helped treat Monty's wound. Chip comes up with a plan. Chip comes up with a wonderful plan to defeat Rat Capone and explains it to the others. Mole arrived at the Ranger Tree. Monty saw Mole.

"I sure like your willingness to help me for free , Mole", said Monty.

"I'm glad you noticed, Monty", replied Mole.

Their conversation was ended by their leaving to destroy Rat Capone and recover the Sexy Cake.

Chapter 3 - The Battle




Arriving at the subway system, they carry out their attack. Fat Cat is injured. Wart is maybe mortally hurt. Bubbles is only very slightly harmed. Lahwhinie is maybe mortally wounded. Lahwhinie dies of Chip's attack plan. Rat Capone is maybe mortally injured.

Fat Cat missed Monty. Bubbles bit Monty. Monty is slightly wounded. Rat Capone stomped Monty. Monty is slighty hurt. Rat Capone says to Monty, "Your problems result from having little common sense!" "At least I don't have unusual smell , "Monty replies. Chip rapidly developed a battle plan. "Monty! Rat Capone's cheek his is secret weakness!",Chip advised. Chip fights with Wart. Dale fights with Rat Capone. Gadget uses a little explosive near Bubbles, to no effect. Zipper attacks Wart. Wart is smitten.

Fat Cat missed Gadget. Wart missed Gadget. Bubbles stomped Gadget. Gadget is greviously wounded. Rat Capone bit Chip. Chip is hurt.

Fat Cat missed Chip. Rat Capone missed Gadget. Chip taunts Wart. Wart is slightly wounded. Monty tries to hit Rat Capone with a nearby suit. Zipper dive-bombs Fat Cat. Fat Cat is smitten.

Fat Cat missed Zipper. Wart bit Monty. Monty is only very slightly harmed. Bubbles bit Chip. Chip is seriously wounded. Rat Capone bit Monty. Monty is slightly wounded. Chip battles Fat Cat. Fat Cat is severely wounded. Dale trips Bubbles. Bubbles is only very slightly harmed. Monty grapples with Rat Capone. Zipper frustrates Rat Capone.

Fat Cat missed Zipper. Wart missed Zipper. Bubbles missed Gadget. Bubbles says to Gadget, "Your issues stem from your having unreasonably high estimation of your own intelligence!" "Well, you have a pinhead ! "Gadget responds. Rat Capone missed Monty. Dale taunts Wart. Wart is wounded.

Fat Cat missed Gadget. Wart missed Dale. Rat Capone missed Dale. Chip attempts to surprise Wart. Dale tries to sneak up on Rat Capone.

Fat Cat stabbed Monty. Monty is slightly wounded. Wart missed Chip. Bubbles missed Gadget. Rat Capone missed Gadget. Gadget tries to trip Fat Cat using a wire. Zipper hits Rat Capone. Rat Capone is wounded.

Fat Cat missed Zipper. Wart kicked Dale. Dale is gravely hurt. Rat Capone missed Zipper. Chip slugs Bubbles. Bubbles is only very slightly harmed. Dale trips Fat Cat. Fat Cat is wounded.

Fat Cat kicked Gadget. Gadget is maybe mortally hurt. Fat Cat yells at Gadget, "You are bad because you have unusual insistence on wearing pants!" "You say that like it's a bad thing! "Gadget replies. Wart stabbed Chip. Chip is slighty hurt. Bubbles stabbed Gadget. Gadget is wounded. Gadget, stricken by Bubbles's attack, falls down, dying rapidly and dies unpleasantly. Rat Capone goes to attack Gadget, but she is already dead. Dale slugs Rat Capone. Rat Capone is hurt. Monty grabs Wart . Wart is gravely wounded. Wart is killed by Monty's attack. Zipper goes to attack Wart, but he is already dead.

Fat Cat missed Dale. Bubbles missed Chip. Rat Capone swatted Dale. Dale is maybe mortally injured. Dale grabbed his wounded mouth and crumpeled into a heap. "Ack! Avenge me, Rangers!", he said before dying. Chip spars with Fat Cat. Zipper dive-bombs Fat Cat.

Fat Cat hit Monty. Monty is slightly wounded. Rat Capone bit Monty. Monty is only very slightly harmed. Chip tries to surprise Bubbles. Monty grapples with Rat Capone.

Fat Cat missed Zipper. Bubbles missed Zipper. Rat Capone missed Chip.

Fat Cat missed Chip. Bubbles missed Monty. Rat Capone missed Zipper. Chip slugs Rat Capone. Rat Capone is greviously wounded. Rat Capone dies, clutching his brain. Monty hurls a lipstick at Bubbles, but misses. Zipper goes to attack Rat Capone, but he is already dead. And so, with Rat Capone dead, they got the Sexy Cake and escaped.

Chapter 4 - Epilogue




Although coming at great cost they had triumphed and ensured that the Sexy Cake was out of Rat Capone's hands forever. They tearfully burried Dale in a moving service.They got over $9000 of money by recycling his comic book collection. It turned out that Gadget survivied her apparent death, the one that died was a shapeshifting alien. Monty and Mole became life partners in a big wedding but they later divorced citing Monty's personality disorder. Regretably, Sparky got a sad elephant disease and rapidly died on the operating table.
THE END!

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