The Random Rangers in

The Adventure of the Sexy Cake


Chapter 1 - The New Case





The Rangers are in their tree waiting for an interesting crime. Chip is reading a Sureluck Jones story, The Case of the mirror of yore . Dale is watching television. Gadget is tinkering with an invention, a sad nugget.. Monty is telling a tall tale concerning his doings to find the evil cheddar. Zipper is flying. Without warning, they got an email, telling them that Rat Capone had ilegally created the Sexy Cake!
"We have to thwart Rat Capone and destroy the Sexy Cake, or else he might use it to get pie!" Chip suggested. So they went looking for Rat Capone and the Sexy Cake.
Meanwhile, in the subway system, Rat Capone told his minions about his plan. "My plan is to to get revenge on Zipper ", explained Rat Capone. Of course, they wondered if he also planned to control the bucket industry now that he had the Sexy Cake. Rat Capone replied that he would indeed, and he already thought of it . They all appreciated their clever plan.

Chapter 2 - The Search




The rangers were looking for any sign the Sexy Cake or Rat Capone.

Chip traveled to the Happy Tom cat food factory. The cat food factory was stockpiling egg. Chip carefully looks for evidence of the Sexy Cake. Chip finds plane tire impressions, undoubtedly indicating by simple logic that the Sexy Cake is being kept in the subway system. He goes there to investigate. Dale searched the city museum. The museum is having exhibits on a duck's piano of plastic evilness, Ancient the Soviet Union, and the well known magazine's rod of yore. Dale looks around the place and searches for clues. He gets irritated because he expected to find a scepter here. Dale can't find anything. Gadget searched the theater. The theater is showing Attack of the Killer rod. Gadget carefully checks the place. Gadget finds Rat Capone's clothing . , undoubtedly suggests by simple induction that the Sexy Cake is concealed in the subway system . She goes there to look. Monty went to the Happy Tom cat food factory. Zipper searched professor Nimnul's laboratory. Nimnul's laboratory creeks with baleful inventions. Zipper searches the joint. Zipper discovered a bloody nugget and heat gun marks on the ceiling but thought it was not related to the Sexy Cake.

Chip traveled to the subway system. The subways are home to mole people. Fat Cat is there. Wart is there. Bubbles is there. Lahwhinie is there. Rat Capone is there. Chip watches Rat Capone lurking in the shadows. He sees Rat Capone bragging about his plan to get revenge on Zipper . Chip goes unnoticed. Dale searched the Happy Tom cat food factory. Gadget searched the subway system. Gadget spies on Rat Capone, with the Sexy Cake. Lahwhinie missed Gadget. Rat Capone missed Gadget. Chip tries to escape. Chip flees the battle! Gadget tries to escape. Gadget says "Golly! This is not good!" and gets away.. Monty traveled to the city museum. Monty checks the location for witnesses to the crime. Monty found a broken bucket , but didn't know what it meant. Zipper went to the park. The park is rainy. People are frolicking. Sparky is there.

So the Rangers detected the location of the Sexy Cake.

On the way to the Ranger tree, Gadget is caught in a a rat trap baited with sprockets set by Rat Capone's minions. Luckily, Monty noticed this happening and ran to his aid. Monty eventually helped Gadget from out of the fiendish trap and back to the Ranger tree.

Everyone gathered back at the Ranger Tree.

"I have a critical wound by injuries inflicted by Rat Capone's fiendish attack !", Gadget complained. " I think it's life-threatening injury."

Chip inspected Gadget's wounds. "Ouch! That must really hurt! ", Chip exclaimed. Thankfully, Chip had learned first aid from a doctor who was also a ninja. he used his elite bandaging skills to fix up Gadget . "Come on, Gadget, don't leave me, the team can't do it without your outside the box thinking!", Chip pleaded. At last, Gadget's condition improved. Monty comes up with a plan. Monty's plan is to do like he did the time he fought a baleful sock in France . Monty approached Gadget.

"I especially am noticing your form-fitting Nomex jumpsuit , Gadget", said Monty.

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Monty thought a moment, then spoke. "Gadget, I think I can help you deal with your skinny rodent legs ", Monty said. Gadget was agreeable.

"I sure fancy your pretty heroism in France , Monty", said Gadget.

"Oh, you noticed, Gadget", responded Monty.

The discussion was interrupted by their leaving to go to Rat Capone and destroy the Sexy Cake.

Chapter 3 - The Battle




Reaching the subway system, they implement their attack. Fat Cat is slighty hurt. Wart is slightly wounded. Bubbles is slighty hurt. Lahwhinie is seriously wounded. Rat Capone is maybe mortally wounded.

Wart bit Chip. Chip is hurt. Rat Capone missed Monty. Dale battles Fat Cat. Fat Cat is wounded. Monty tries to hit Bubbles with a suit.

Fat Cat stomped Gadget. Gadget is seriously hurt. Wart missed Dale. Bubbles missed Zipper. Rat Capone missed Zipper. Dale jumps on Bubbles. Bubbles is slighty hurt. Monty clobbers Rat Capone with a codpiece. Rat Capone is gravely hurt.

Fat Cat missed Zipper. Wart missed Monty. Bubbles kicked Dale. Dale is injured. Rat Capone missed Dale. Chip quickly thought up a tactical plan. "Zipper! Use Tail Whip on the bad guys! Then Thundershock!", Chip ordered. Chip trips Fat Cat. Fat Cat is slightly wounded. Dale fights Rat Capone. Rat Capone is injured. Zipper buzzes around Lahwhinie.

Fat Cat stomped Chip. Chip is hurt. Wart missed Chip. Bubbles swatted Chip. Chip is severely hurt. Rat Capone swatted Monty. Monty is slightly wounded. Chip spars with Rat Capone. Monty hurls a spice rack at Lahwhinie, but it is dodged. Zipper battles Bubbles. Bubbles is slightly wounded.

Fat Cat missed Gadget. Wart missed Dale. Bubbles missed Chip. Rat Capone missed Gadget. Zipper distracts Lahwhinie.

Fat Cat tells Chip, "You are bad because you have stupid-looking hat!" "Lies! " Chip replies. Wart kicked Dale. Dale is maybe mortally hurt. Rat Capone hit Gadget. Gadget is seriously hurt. Gadget, mortally wounded by Rat Capone's attack, falls to her knees, bleeding out and gasps " But... but I'm much too popular of a character to die!" and goes unconcious. Chip taunts Rat Capone. Rat Capone is maybe mortally injured. Rat Capone collapses, clutching his bladder. Monty hurls a codpiece at Lahwhinie. Lahwhinie is maybe mortally wounded. Lahwhinie collapses, clutching her bladder. Zipper goes to attack Rat Capone, but he is already dead. And so, with Rat Capone dead, they got the Sexy Cake and escaped.

Chapter 4 - Epilogue




Although hard they had prevailed and ensured that the Sexy Cake was out of Rat Capone's hands forever. Gadget turned out to have been only mostly dead and lived happily ever after. After the tragic death of Gadget of Rat Capone's attack, Monty never found love again.
THE END!

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