The Random Rangers in

The Adventure of the Good Piano


Chapter 1 - The New Case





The Rangers are in their tree waiting for a caper. Chip is reading a Sureluck Jones story. Dale is sleeping, dreaming about cupcake. Gadget is fixing an invention, a rodent-sized dish washer.. Monty is telling a tale about his quest for the mystic provolone teddy bear. Zipper is flying. Without warning, they noticed an item in the paper, telling them that Rat Capone had stolen the Good Piano!
"We have to stop Rat Capone and destroy the Good Piano, or else he probably plans to get a wonderful ear of potency!" Chip said. So they went questing for Rat Capone and the Good Piano.
Meanwhile, in the subway system, Rat Capone explained his plan to his minions. "My plan is to to corner the world supply of cupcake ", explained Rat Capone. Being dumb, they asked if he also planned to enslave all zebras now that he had the Good Piano. Rat Capone said that he would not, because it was a moronic idea. They all laughed menacingly.

Chapter 2 - The Search




The rangers were looking for any sign the Good Piano or Rat Capone.

Chip searched the city. The city is silver and spectral, unaware of the evil scheme threatening it. Chip carefully searches the location. Chip finds unusual spice rack markings , indicating by simple deduction that Rat Capone is hiding out in the subway system . He goes there to investigate. Dale looked around the Happy Tom cat food factory. The cat food factory is not going to win any sanitation awards. Dale looks around the place and looks for a pencil. . Dale sees nothing of interest. Gadget searched Fat Cat's Casino. Critters are betting on chair fights and eating cupcake. Gadget methodically searches the place. Gadget finds Rat Capone's clothing . Analysis of it with her Geiger counter, indicates by simple logic that Rat Capone is hiding out in the subway system . She goes there to look. Monty searched the park. The park is sunny. Animals are running. Monty searches the place for witnesses to the crime. Monty can't find anything. Zipper traveled to a city street. The street is calm. Zipper spies around the place. Zipper finds a kidney , and thinks it means Good Piano is in the subway system. He goes in that direction to look.

Chip went to the subway system. The subways are full of fishstick. Fat Cat is there. Snout is there. Bubbles is there. Rat Capone is there. Mole is there. Chip spies on Rat Capone lurking in the shadows. He observes Rat Capone implementing his plan to corner the world supply of cupcake . Chip goes unnoticed. Dale looked around the Acorn Club. The Acorn Club is having a performance by a singing mouse. Foxglove is there. Gadget traveled to the subway system. Gadget spies on Rat Capone, holding the Good Piano. Chip goes unnoticed. Monty searched the subway system. Monty watches Rat Capone hiding in the shadows. He thinks that Rat Capone's plan is to trap the city. Fat Cat missed Gadget. Snout missed Gadget. Bubbles missed Monty. Rat Capone kicked Monty. Monty is only very slightly harmed. Mole missed Chip. Chip jumps on Snout. Snout is only very slightly harmed. Monty bashes Rat Capone with a underwear. Rat Capone is seriously wounded. Chip tries to escape. Gadget tries to escape. Monty tries to escape. Zipper looked around the subway system. Zipper flies about spying on Rat Capone, looking for the Good Piano. Fat Cat missed Gadget. Rat Capone stomped Chip. Chip is maybe mortally injured. Monty clobbers Rat Capone with a nearby mouse. Rat Capone is smitten. Zipper battles Fat Cat. Fat Cat is only very slightly harmed. Chip tries to escape. Chip flees the battle! Gadget tries to escape. Gadget says "Gosh! This is not good!" and flees.. Monty tries to escape. Monty flees the battle! Zipper tries to escape. Zipper flies away, escaping the battle.

So the Rangers detected the location of the Good Piano.



Everyone gathered back at the Ranger Tree.

"I have a light wound by Rat Capone's attack!", Monty exclaimed. " This reminds me of the time I searched for thighchair in Mexico"

Zipper helped bandage Monty's wound. Chip thinks up a plan. Chip comes up with a potent plan to beat Rat Capone and explains it to the others. Nimnul arrived at the Ranger Tree. Zipper saw Nimnul.

"I like your pretty towering academic magnificence , Nimnul", said Zipper.

"I'm glad you noticed, Zipper", replied Nimnul.

"I fancy your cute eyes , Zipper", said Nimnul.

Zipper buzzed warmly. The discussion was interrupted by their leaving to go to Rat Capone and destroy the Good Piano.

Chapter 3 - The Battle




Arriving at the subway system, they implement their attack. Fat Cat is greviously injured. Snout is severely hurt. Bubbles is hurt. Rat Capone is gravely hurt. Rat Capone is killed by Chip's attack plan. Mole is gravely wounded.

Fat Cat missed Gadget. Snout swatted Monty. Monty is only very slightly harmed. Bubbles missed Zipper. Mole hit Dale. Dale is gravely wounded. Chip hastily thought up a further plan. "Monty! Confuse Rat Capone with some trash talk!",Chip ordered. "Zipper! Rat Capone's back his is one weakness!", Chip suggested. Chip battles Fat Cat. Fat Cat is severely hurt. Monty hurls a nearby pants at Fat Cat. Fat Cat is maybe mortally injured. Fat Cat collapses, screaming "Oy! The agony!" Zipper goes to attack Fat Cat, but he is already dead. And so, with Rat Capone incapacitated, they got the Good Piano and escaped.

Chapter 4 - Epilogue




Although difficult they had triumphed and ensured that the Good Piano was out of Rat Capone's hands forever. Zipper and Nimnul were married in a quiet ceremony and lived happily.
THE END!

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