The Random Rangers in

The Adventure of the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence


Chapter 1 - The New Case





The Rangers are in their tree waiting for their next caper. Chip is studying up on forensics. Dale is reading a comic book, The Amazing treasure Dude. Gadget is planning a project, an improved truck screwdriver .. Monty is eating a cheddar pizza. Zipper is buzzing around. Without warning, a message arrived, informing them that Fat Cat had swiped the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence!
"We have to thwart Fat Cat and destroy the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence, or else he may destroy the sword of Earth.!" Chip said. So they went hunting for Fat Cat and the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence.
Meanwhile, in the Happy Tom cat food factory, Fat Cat told his minions about his plan. "My plan is to to steal the city's spice rack ", said Fat Cat. Obviously, they asked if he also planned to kill all zebras now that he had the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence. Fat Cat said that he would indeed, and he already thought of it . They all appreciated their clever plan.

Chapter 2 - The Search




The rangers were looking for any lead on the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence or Fat Cat.

Chip traveled to the city. The city is unaware of its impending doom. Bubbles is there. Sparky is there. Chip goes unnoticed. Dale went to the Ranger Tree. The Ranger Tree is cluttered. Gadget searched the bank. The bank, next to a codpiece, is noisy with anticipation. Gadget quickly checks the place. Gadget finds drill marks on a staff . , obviously suggests by simple logic that the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence is hidden in the Happy Tom cat food factory . She goes there to look. Monty searched the sewers. The sewers contain disgarded cupcake. Monty searches the place for witnesses to the crime. Monty found unusual notebook markings . From his experiences with rock, he thought this is a sure sign that the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence is in the Happy Tom cat food factory! So, he goes there to check before telling the others. Zipper searched the sewers.

Chip went to Cat Alley. Cat Alley is full of cats today. Mole is there. Chip goes unnoticed. Dale searched the park. The park is historical . Animals are out walking. Lahwhinie is there. Foxglove is there. Dale goes unnoticed. Gadget traveled to the Happy Tom cat food factory. The cat food factory was stockpiling cheese stick. Wart is there. Fat Cat is there. Gadget spies on Fat Cat, carying the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence. Gadget goes unnoticed. Monty traveled to the Happy Tom cat food factory. Monty spies on Fat Cat hiding in rafters. He thinks that Fat Cat's plan is to take over the coat hangar industry. Gadget goes unnoticed. Zipper went to an abandoned warehouse. The warehouse is empty. Zipper searches the joint. Zipper discovered a heart and a brain but thought it was not related to the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence.

So the Rangers located the location of the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence.



Everyone gathered back at the Ranger Tree. Chip thinks up a plan. Chip devises a tactical battle plan to destroy Fat Cat and expounds it to the others. They get the required ring of remarkable corruption ordered from Germany by bat mail. Foxglove arrived at the Ranger Tree. Gadget approached Foxglove.

"I really like your impressive magic torso , Foxglove", said Gadget.

"I'm happy you noticed, Gadget", replied Foxglove.

Gadget paused a moment, then spoke. "Foxglove, I think I can help you overcome your homely face ", Gadget said.

Foxglove was agreeable.

"I am noticing your extensive screw collection , Gadget", said Foxglove.

" You could maybe help me conquering the issues I have relating to my manic-depressive disorder ," Gadget responded hapilly.

The discussion was finished by their leaving to infiltrate Fat Cat and recover the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence.

Chapter 3 - The Battle




Reaching the Happy Tom cat food factory, they carry out their attack. Wart is seriously injured. Fat Cat is hurt.

Monty hits Fat Cat with a underwear. Fat Cat is seriously hurt. Zipper distracts Wart.

Wart missed Gadget. Fat Cat missed Zipper. Dale attacks Fat Cat. Fat Cat is smitten.

Wart missed Zipper. Fat Cat bit Monty. Monty is smitten. Chip rapidly formulated a battle plan. "Dale! You should destroy Fat Cat's bladder!", Chip ordered. "Zipper! You should take out Fat Cat's heart!", Chip advised. Chip kicks Wart. Wart is slightly wounded. Monty flings a mouse at Fat Cat. Fat Cat is greviously wounded. Zipper dive-bombs Wart. Wart is greviously injured. Wart is killed by Zipper's attack.

Fat Cat missed Monty. Monty roundhouse kicks Fat Cat . Fat Cat is maybe mortally wounded. Fat Cat perishes, clutching his injured ear. Zipper goes to attack Fat Cat, but he is already dead. And so, with Fat Cat dead, they got the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence and escaped.

Chapter 4 - Epilogue




Although difficult they had triumphed and ensured that the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence was out of Fat Cat's hands forever. Gadget and Foxglove became life partners in a nylon ceremony and moved to Thailand.
THE END!

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