The Random Rangers in

The Adventure of the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence


Chapter 1 - The New Case





The Rangers are in their tree waiting for their next caper. Chip is studying up on forensics. Dale is reading a comic book, The Amazing treasure Dude. Gadget is planning a project, an improved truck screwdriver .. Monty is eating a cheddar pizza. Zipper is buzzing around. Without warning, a message arrived, informing them that Fat Cat had swiped the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence!
"We have to thwart Fat Cat and destroy the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence, or else he may destroy the sword of Earth.!" Chip said. So they went hunting for Fat Cat and the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence.
Meanwhile, in the Happy Tom cat food factory, Fat Cat told his minions about his plan. "My plan is to to steal the city's spice rack ", said Fat Cat. Obviously, they asked if he also planned to kill all zebras now that he had the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence. Fat Cat said that he would indeed, and he already thought of it . They all appreciated their clever plan.

Chapter 2 - The Search




The rangers were looking for any lead on the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence or Fat Cat.

Chip went to professor Nimnul's laboratory. Nimnul's laboratory creeks with evil projects. Chip methodically examines the location. Chip finds a bit of skin , suggesting that the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence is being kept in the Happy Tom cat food factory. He goes there to investigate. Dale went to the city. The city is royal and modern, not knowing of the evil plan threatening it. Bubbles is there. Sparky is there. Dale goes unnoticed. Gadget traveled to the theater. The theater is showing harpoon Wars. Snout is there. Gadget goes unnoticed. Monty searched Fat Cat's Casino. Critters are gambling and eating bread. Monty searches the location for evidence. Monty discovered a camera corpse and evidence of a missing plunger but drew no conclusions. Zipper traveled to the park. The park is foggy. mouses are frolicking. Lahwhinie is there. Foxglove is there. Zipper goes unnoticed.

Chip searched the Happy Tom cat food factory. The cat food factory smells like rat byproducts. Wart is there. Fat Cat is there. Chip spies on Fat Cat lurking in the shadows. He observes Fat Cat bragging about his plan to steal the city's spice rack . Chip goes unnoticed. Dale traveled to an abandoned warehouse. The warehouse is a casualty of the economy. Dale wanders around the place and searches for Fat Cat. He gets irritated since he was thinking there would be a coat hangar here. Dale found evidence of a missing chair , but didn't know what it meant. Gadget traveled to the Ranger Tree. The Ranger Tree is dirty. Gadget methodically looks for signs of Fat Cat. Gadget finds drill marks on a nugget . , undoubtedly indicates by trivial logic that the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence is concealed in the Happy Tom cat food factory . She goes there to look. Monty traveled to the park. Zipper goes unnoticed. Zipper went to the bank. The bank, adjacent a piano, is quiet . Zipper looks around the location. Zipper discovered duck leavings and wrench marks on the floor but couldn't connect it to Fat Cat.

So the Rangers located the location of the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence.

On the way back to the Ranger's tree, Monty is jumped by Fat Cat's minions, led by his mercenary, Sewer Al. They beat Monty to a fuzzy pulp and then leave him for dead. Luckily, Zipper heard his screams and rushed to his friend's aid. Zipper carried Monty back to headquarters.

Everyone gathered back at the Ranger Tree.

"I have a critical wound by injuries inflicted by Fat Cat's fiendish attack !", Monty complained. " I think it's life-threatening injury."

Zipper really wanted to start eating the clearly moribund Monty, but because of his intense personal loyalty he helped him instead. Monty devises a plan. Monty's plan is to get themselves alien armors. Tammy arrived at the Ranger Tree. Dale approached Tammy.

"I really am hearing a lot about your renowned forbidden-fruit appeal as a flirtatious young rodent , Tammy", said Dale.

"I'm pleased you noticed, Dale", responded Tammy.

The discussion was interrupted by their leaving to infiltrate Fat Cat and return the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence.

Chapter 3 - The Battle




Getting to the Happy Tom cat food factory, they initiate their attack. Wart is hurt. Fat Cat is hurt.

"Look! It's that chipmunk!", shouted Fat Cat. Wart swatted Monty. Monty is only very slightly harmed. Fat Cat stabbed Monty. Monty is slighty hurt. Chip rapidly thought up a tactical plan. "Dale! Mind Fat Cat's mouth! It has destroyed many chipmunks!", Chip cautioned. "Monty! Fat Cat's torso his is one weakness!",Chip advised. Chip jumps on Wart. Wart is greviously wounded. Gadget tries to bite Fat Cat but is evaded. Monty tossses Fat Cat . Fat Cat is greviously wounded. Zipper flies around Wart.

Wart stomped Monty. Monty is only very slightly harmed. Fat Cat hit Chip. Chip is injured. Dale trips Fat Cat. Fat Cat is injured. Monty throws Fat Cat who lands on a underwear. Fat Cat is maybe mortally injured. Fat Cat collapses, clutching his injured head . Zipper goes to attack Fat Cat, but he is already dead. And so, with Fat Cat incapacitated, they got the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence and escaped.

Chapter 4 - Epilogue




Although difficult they had triumphed and ensured that the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence was out of Fat Cat's hands forever. Dale and Tammy got hitched in a awesome ceremony and grew old together .
THE END!

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