The Random Rangers in

The Adventure of the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence


Chapter 1 - The New Case





The Rangers are in their tree waiting for their next caper. Chip is studying up on forensics. Dale is reading a comic book, The Amazing treasure Dude. Gadget is planning a project, an improved truck screwdriver .. Monty is eating a cheddar pizza. Zipper is buzzing around. Without warning, a message arrived, informing them that Fat Cat had swiped the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence!
"We have to thwart Fat Cat and destroy the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence, or else he may destroy the sword of Earth.!" Chip said. So they went hunting for Fat Cat and the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence.
Meanwhile, in the Happy Tom cat food factory, Fat Cat told his minions about his plan. "My plan is to to steal the city's spice rack ", said Fat Cat. Obviously, they asked if he also planned to kill all zebras now that he had the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence. Fat Cat said that he would indeed, and he already thought of it . They all appreciated their clever plan.

Chapter 2 - The Search




The rangers were looking for any lead on the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence or Fat Cat.

Chip looked around a city street. The street is gridlocked. Chip dilligently looks for evidence of the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence. Chip finds a bit of Egyptian fur , clearly indicating by simple induction that the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence is being kept in the Happy Tom cat food factory. He goes there to investigate. Dale traveled to the city. The city is idiotic and powerful, unaware of the evil scheme threatening it. Bubbles is there. Sparky is there. Dale goes unnoticed. Gadget looked around the Happy Tom cat food factory. The cat food factory was stockpiling muffin. Wart is there. Fat Cat is there. Gadget spies on Fat Cat, holding the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence. Gadget goes unnoticed. Monty looked around the city. Dale goes unnoticed. Zipper searched professor Nimnul's laboratory. Nimnul's laboratory hums with evil inventions. Zipper searches the location. Zipper discovered signs of a struggle and fragments of a codpiece but drew no conclusions.

So the Rangers knew about the location of the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence.



Everyone gathered back at the Ranger Tree. Chip thinks up a plan. Chip dreams up a cunning battle plan to defeat Fat Cat and explains it to the others. Zipper approached Gadget.

"I sure care for your slender rodent legs and narrow waist , Gadget", said Zipper.

" Oh, You could probably assist me in conquering the issues I have relating to my unreasonably high estimation of your own intelligence ," Gadget responded .

"I especially care for your cute eyes , Zipper", said Gadget.

Zipper buzzed warmly. Their conversation was interrupted by their leaving to go to Fat Cat and rescue the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence.

Chapter 3 - The Battle




Getting to the Happy Tom cat food factory, they carry out their attack. Wart is greviously hurt. Fat Cat is severely wounded.

Wart missed Gadget. Dale jumps on Fat Cat. Fat Cat is injured. Gadget sets off a little bomb near Wart, to no effect. Monty roundhouse kicks Wart . Wart is injured.

Wart missed Monty. Fat Cat missed Zipper. Dale makes faces at Fat Cat. Monty throws a egg at Wart, but it is blocked. Zipper rams Fat Cat. Fat Cat is slightly wounded.

Wart missed Dale. Dale tries to distract Wart. Gadget snipes Fat Cat with her shoe gun. Fat Cat is slighty hurt. Monty attempts to clobber Wart with a harpoon. Zipper uses Quick Attack on Wart. Wart is slightly wounded.

Dale punches Wart. Wart is slightly wounded. Wart dies of Dale's attack. Gadget goes to attack Wart, but he is already dead. Monty grabs Fat Cat . Fat Cat is injured. Fat Cat dies of Monty's attack. Zipper goes to attack Fat Cat, but he is already dead. And so, with Fat Cat incapacitated, they got the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence and escaped.

Chapter 4 - Epilogue




Although coming at great cost they had prevailed and ensured that the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence was out of Fat Cat's hands forever. Zipper and Gadget were married in a awesome ceremony but Zipper got killed in a leotard "accident" later.
THE END!

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