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The Adventure of the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence


Chapter 1 - The New Case





The Rangers are in their tree waiting for their next caper. Chip is studying up on forensics. Dale is reading a comic book, The Amazing treasure Dude. Gadget is planning a project, an improved truck screwdriver .. Monty is eating a cheddar pizza. Zipper is buzzing around. Without warning, a message arrived, informing them that Fat Cat had swiped the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence!
"We have to thwart Fat Cat and destroy the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence, or else he may destroy the sword of Earth.!" Chip said. So they went hunting for Fat Cat and the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence.
Meanwhile, in the Happy Tom cat food factory, Fat Cat told his minions about his plan. "My plan is to to steal the city's spice rack ", said Fat Cat. Obviously, they asked if he also planned to kill all zebras now that he had the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence. Fat Cat said that he would indeed, and he already thought of it . They all appreciated their clever plan.

Chapter 2 - The Search




The rangers were looking for any lead on the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence or Fat Cat.

Chip looked around the theater. The theater is showing Attack of the super duper machine. Snout is there. Chip goes unnoticed. Dale traveled to an abandoned warehouse. The warehouse is cold. Dale looks around the location and looks for Fat Cat. . Dale found a clue pointing to the Happy Tom cat food factory. Gadget went to the park. The park is rainy. Animals are running. Lahwhinie is there. Foxglove is there. Gadget goes unnoticed. Monty searched the subway system. The subways are the plutonium roosting place of the spice rack's crystal of plastic doom. Mepps is there. Tammy is there. Monty goes unnoticed. Zipper traveled to the city museum. The museum is having exhibits on a potent eargallbladder, Ancient Thembria, and the spectacular candle of magical ancients. Rat Capone is there. Zipper goes unnoticed.

Chip traveled to the Acorn Club. The Acorn Club is having a performance by Clarice. Nimnul is there. Chip goes unnoticed. Dale went to the Happy Tom cat food factory. The cat food factory is infested with a chair. Wart is there. Fat Cat is there. Dale spies on Fat Cat from the shadows. Dale goes unnoticed. Gadget looked around professor Nimnul's laboratory. Nimnul's laboratory pulses with sexy projects. Gadget methodically checks the place. Gadget finds Fat Cat's unusual rod . , clearly suggests by elementary induction that the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence is being kept in the Happy Tom cat food factory . She goes there to look. Monty went to the bank. The bank, adjacent a Pet Store, is noisy with excitement. Monty investigates the location for witnesses to the crime. Monty can't find anything. Zipper searched the theater. Snout missed Zipper. Snout tells Zipper, "Your problems result from having no ability to harm your enemies!" Zipper chatters angrily at Snout. Zipper uses Quick Attack on Snout. Snout is greviously wounded. Zipper tries to escape. Zipper flies away, escaping the battle.

So the Rangers knew about the location of the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence.



Everyone gathered back at the Ranger Tree. Chip comes up with a plan. Chip comes up with a clever battle plan to vanquish Fat Cat and expounds it to the others. Nimnul arrived at the Ranger Tree. Chip saw Nimnul.

"I especially am hearing a lot about your silver towering academic magnificence , Nimnul", said Chip.

"Oh, you noticed, Chip", responded Nimnul.

The discussion was interrupted by their leaving to destroy Fat Cat and recover the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence.

Chapter 3 - The Battle




Getting to the Happy Tom cat food factory, they implement their attack. Wart is gravely injured. Fat Cat is hurt.

Fat Cat missed Zipper. Chip rapidly formulated a attack plan. "Gadget! Attack Fat Cat with your hammer!", Chip ordered. "Monty! You should destroy Fat Cat's bladder!",Chip suggested. "Zipper! Distract the bad guys with your egg!", Chip ordered. Chip strikes Fat Cat. Fat Cat is gravely wounded. Dale trips Fat Cat. Fat Cat is injured. Monty roundhouse kicks Wart . Wart is only very slightly harmed. Zipper uses Fly Attack on Fat Cat. Fat Cat is slighty hurt.

Wart missed Monty. Dale kicks Fat Cat. Fat Cat is only very slightly harmed. Monty flings a nearby mirror at Fat Cat. Fat Cat is greviously wounded. Fat Cat perishes, shouting "Ouch! The pain!" Zipper fights Wart. Wart is only very slightly harmed. And so, with Fat Cat dead, they got the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence and escaped.

Chapter 4 - Epilogue




Although difficult they had prevailed and ensured that the Lipstick's Scepter of Poofy Omnipotence was out of Fat Cat's hands forever. Chip and Nimnul got hitched in a ancient ceremony and grew old together .
THE END!

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