The Random Rangers in

The Adventure of the Good Piano


Chapter 1 - The New Case





The Rangers are in their tree waiting for a caper. Chip is reading a Sureluck Jones story. Dale is sleeping, dreaming about cupcake. Gadget is fixing an invention, a rodent-sized dish washer.. Monty is telling a tale about his quest for the mystic provolone teddy bear. Zipper is flying. Without warning, they noticed an item in the paper, telling them that Rat Capone had stolen the Good Piano!
"We have to stop Rat Capone and destroy the Good Piano, or else he probably plans to get a wonderful ear of potency!" Chip said. So they went questing for Rat Capone and the Good Piano.
Meanwhile, in the subway system, Rat Capone explained his plan to his minions. "My plan is to to corner the world supply of cupcake ", explained Rat Capone. Being dumb, they asked if he also planned to enslave all zebras now that he had the Good Piano. Rat Capone said that he would not, because it was a moronic idea. They all laughed menacingly.

Chapter 2 - The Search




The rangers were looking for any sign the Good Piano or Rat Capone.

Chip went to the Ranger Tree. The Ranger Tree is tidy. Dale went to the subway system. The subways are full of pants. Fat Cat is there. Snout is there. Bubbles is there. Rat Capone is there. Mole is there. Dale spies on Rat Capone while hiding. Dale goes unnoticed. Gadget traveled to the Happy Tom cat food factory. The cat food factory was stockpiling egg. Gadget methodically searches the place. Gadget finds Rat Capone's unusual harpoon . , clearly indicates by elementary deduction that Rat Capone is hiding out in the subway system . She goes there to look. Monty went to the park. The park is atomic. Animals are out walking. Monty checks the location for clues. Monty found hammer marks on a underwear . From his extensive experiences with spork, he believed this is a sure sign that the Good Piano is in the subway system! So, he goes there to check before telling the others. Zipper searched the city museum. The museum is having exhibits on a underwear of corruption, Ancient America, and the obscure top-secret suit of death. Zipper searches the location. Zipper found fragments of a egg , but didn't know what it meant.

So the Rangers located the location of the Good Piano.



Everyone gathered back at the Ranger Tree. Except Gadget, who was burried under the tree. This was because Gadget died of being murdered by Monty secretly , sadly. Chip invents a plan. Chip devises a tactical plan to vanquish Rat Capone and explains it to the others. Rat Capone arrived at the Ranger Tree. Chip saw Rat Capone.

"I especially care for your pretty status as a self-made rat , Rat Capone", said Chip.

"I'm glad you noticed, Chip", replied Rat Capone.

Chip paused a moment, then spoke. "Rat Capone, I think that if we work together, I can help you deal with your crossbow fetish ", Chip said.

Rat Capone seemed agreeable. Their conversation was ended by their leaving to attack Rat Capone and destroy the Good Piano.

Chapter 3 - The Battle




Reaching the subway system, they initiate their attack. Fat Cat is maybe mortally injured. Snout is seriously injured. Bubbles is hurt. Mole is maybe mortally wounded.

"Hey! It's that chipmunk!", warned Rat Capone. Chip quickly developed a battle plan. Chip trips Bubbles. Bubbles is only very slightly harmed. Monty clobbers Fat Cat with a nearby notebook. Fat Cat is injured. Zipper uses Quick Attack on Mole. Mole is slightly wounded.

Fat Cat missed Monty. Bubbles kicked Dale. Dale is only very slightly harmed. Chip taunts Mole. Mole is wounded. Mole dies of Chip's attack. Monty goes to attack Mole, but he is already dead.

Fat Cat missed Chip. Bubbles missed Dale. Dale fights with Fat Cat. Monty hurls a pants at Snout. Snout is severely hurt. Snout dies of Monty's attack. Zipper battles Bubbles. Bubbles is slighty hurt.

Bubbles missed Chip. Chip fights Fat Cat. Fat Cat is gravely injured. Zipper dive-bombs Bubbles. Bubbles is slightly wounded.

Bubbles missed Zipper. Monty clobbers Fat Cat with a nearby pants. Fat Cat is wounded.

Fat Cat swatted Chip. Chip is gravely hurt. Bubbles missed Monty. Chip whips Bubbles. Bubbles is only very slightly harmed. Monty hurls a plunger at Bubbles, but it is dodged.

Fat Cat missed Chip. Bubbles stabbed Chip. Chip is injured. Dale taunts Bubbles. Bubbles is slightly wounded. Monty attempts to grab Bubbles. Zipper hits Bubbles. Bubbles is slighty hurt.

Bubbles stabbed Monty. Monty is smitten. Chip fights with Fat Cat. Zipper taunts Fat Cat. Fat Cat is smitten. Fat Cat is killed by Zipper's attack.

Bubbles swatted Monty. Monty is injured. Dale makes faces at Bubbles. Zipper rams Bubbles. Bubbles is slightly wounded.

Bubbles kicked Dale. Dale is slightly wounded. Chip attempts to sneak up on Bubbles. Monty whallops Bubbles. Bubbles is smitten. Zipper flies around Bubbles.

Dale makes faces at Bubbles. Zipper frustrates Bubbles.

Bubbles missed Monty. Zipper hits Bubbles. Bubbles is slightly wounded.

Bubbles missed Zipper. Monty hurls a royal soldering iron at Bubbles, but misses.

Bubbles stomped Dale. Dale is maybe mortally hurt. Monty body-slams Bubbles. Bubbles is slighty hurt. Zipper rams Bubbles. Bubbles is only very slightly harmed.

Bubbles missed Dale. Monty throws Bubbles who lands on a bed. Bubbles is only very slightly harmed.

Bubbles missed Zipper. Dale swings at Bubbles. Monty clobbers Bubbles. Bubbles is slighty hurt. Zipper frustrates Bubbles.

Bubbles kicked Monty. Monty is slighty hurt. Dale kicks Bubbles. Bubbles is slighty hurt. Zipper flies around Bubbles.

Bubbles bit Chip. Chip is slightly wounded. Dale insults Bubbles. Zipper uses Quick Attack on Bubbles. Bubbles is slighty hurt.

Bubbles bit Dale. Dale is maybe mortally wounded. Chip kicks Bubbles. Bubbles is slightly wounded. Monty flings a powerful rivet gun at Bubbles. Bubbles is only very slightly harmed. Zipper rams Bubbles. Bubbles is slighty hurt. Bubbles perishes, clutching his wounded cheek.

All of a sudden, Rat Capone bit the dust because the battle was taking too long. The rangers win and save the Good Piano or whatever they were going to do.

Chapter 4 - Epilogue




Although hard they had prevailed and ensured that the Good Piano was out of Rat Capone's hands forever. It turned out that Gadget survivied her apparent death, the one that died was a shapeshifting alien. After the tragic death of Rat Capone of bad dramatic timing, Chip could never love again.
THE END!

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