The Random Rangers in

The Adventure of the Good Piano


Chapter 1 - The New Case





The Rangers are in their tree waiting for a caper. Chip is reading a Sureluck Jones story. Dale is sleeping, dreaming about cupcake. Gadget is fixing an invention, a rodent-sized dish washer.. Monty is telling a tale about his quest for the mystic provolone teddy bear. Zipper is flying. Without warning, they noticed an item in the paper, telling them that Rat Capone had stolen the Good Piano!
"We have to stop Rat Capone and destroy the Good Piano, or else he probably plans to get a wonderful ear of potency!" Chip said. So they went questing for Rat Capone and the Good Piano.
Meanwhile, in the subway system, Rat Capone explained his plan to his minions. "My plan is to to corner the world supply of cupcake ", explained Rat Capone. Being dumb, they asked if he also planned to enslave all zebras now that he had the Good Piano. Rat Capone said that he would not, because it was a moronic idea. They all laughed menacingly.

Chapter 2 - The Search




The rangers were looking for any sign the Good Piano or Rat Capone.

Chip looked around an abandoned warehouse. The warehouse is a casualty of the economy. Lahwhinie is there. Chip goes unnoticed. Dale looked around Cat Alley. Cat Alley is devoid of cats today. Nimnul is there. Tammy is there. Dale goes unnoticed. Gadget went to the city museum. The museum is having exhibits on a good car of doom, Ancient Mexico, and the well known perilous weapon of invisibility. Gadget quickly looks for evidence . Gadget finds signs of a struggle . Examination of it with her microscope, clearly suggests by elementary deduction that the Good Piano is hidden in the subway system . She goes there to look. Monty went to the Happy Tom cat food factory. The cat food factory is infested with a pencil. Monty searches the place for witnesses to the crime. Monty found a bit of skin . From his experiences in Mexico, he believed this suggested the Good Piano is in the subway system! So, he goes there to check before telling the others. Zipper traveled to an abandoned warehouse. Chip grapples with Lahwhinie. Chip tries to escape. Chip flees the battle! Zipper tries to escape. Zipper flies away, escaping the battle.

Chip traveled to the Happy Tom cat food factory. Dale looked around the city. The city is concrete and nylon, not knowing of the diabolical plot threatening it. Dale wanders around the place and looks for clues. He is diverted by seeing a camera. Dale discovered Rat Capone's clothing and a treasure corpse but couldn't connect it to Rat Capone. Gadget went to the subway system. The subways are the alien roosting place of the sock's spice rack . Fat Cat is there. Snout is there. Bubbles is there. Rat Capone is there. Mole is there. Gadget spies on Rat Capone, with the Good Piano. Gadget goes unnoticed. Monty searched the subway system. Monty spies on Rat Capone lurking in rafters. He thinks that Rat Capone's plan is to take the gifted machine's duck of gold virility of Iraq. Fat Cat missed Monty. Snout missed Gadget. Bubbles missed Monty. Rat Capone missed Monty. Monty bashes Mole with a egg. Mole is greviously injured. Gadget tries to escape. Gadget escapes the battle. Monty tries to escape. Monty flees the battle! Zipper went to the city museum. Zipper searches the joint. Zipper discovered a magazine corpse and evidence of a missing shoe but thought it was not related to the Good Piano.

So the Rangers had found the location of the Good Piano.



Everyone gathered back at the Ranger Tree. Chip devises a plan. Chip comes up with a awesome plan to overcome Rat Capone and explains it to the others. Dale finds the gallbladder of omnipotence his plan requires in a mental hospital. Nimnul arrived at the Ranger Tree. Gadget approached Nimnul.

"I especially like your underappreciated genius , Nimnul", said Gadget.

"Why thank you , Gadget", responded Nimnul. "I was afraid you thought I had a misshapen head ."

"I like your renowned extensive gear collection , Gadget", said Nimnul.

" Gee, I always liked that myself ", Gadget responded .

The discussion was ended by their leaving to attack Rat Capone and recover the Good Piano.

Chapter 3 - The Battle




Arriving at the subway system, they initiate their attack. Fat Cat is seriously injured. Snout is maybe mortally hurt. Bubbles is slighty hurt. Rat Capone is greviously wounded. Mole is seriously wounded. Mole collapses, shouting "Oy! The agony!"

Fat Cat hit Dale. Dale is maybe mortally wounded. Snout missed Zipper. Rat Capone bit Monty. Monty is smitten. Monty whallops Fat Cat. Fat Cat is only very slightly harmed.

Snout missed Zipper. Bubbles swatted Monty. Monty is smitten. Rat Capone missed Monty. Chip quickly thought up a attack plan. "Gadget! Watch out for Rat Capone's hand! ", Chip advised. "Monty! You should take out Rat Capone's pancreas!",Chip ordered. Chip punches Rat Capone. Rat Capone is wounded. Monty tossses Bubbles . Bubbles is injured. Zipper fights Snout. Snout is severely hurt. Snout collapses, clutching his liver.

Fat Cat hit Gadget. Gadget is seriously wounded. Bubbles missed Chip. Rat Capone swatted Dale. Dale is gravely wounded. Monty grabs Bubbles . Bubbles is hurt.

Fat Cat missed Dale. Bubbles swatted Gadget. Gadget is hurt. Monty roundhouse kicks Fat Cat who lands on a banjo. Fat Cat is slighty hurt. Zipper buzzes around Bubbles.

Fat Cat missed Chip. Rat Capone missed Zipper. Chip fights with Bubbles. Dale trips Fat Cat. Fat Cat is slightly wounded. Zipper taunts Fat Cat. Fat Cat is only very slightly harmed.

Fat Cat missed Dale. Rat Capone missed Dale. Chip battles Rat Capone. Rat Capone is seriously wounded. Gadget is cornered and clobbers Rat Capone with her rivet gun. Rat Capone is greviously wounded. Rat Capone is killed by Gadget's attack. Monty whallops Fat Cat. Fat Cat is maybe mortally wounded. Fat Cat dies of Monty's attack. Zipper goes to attack Rat Capone, but he is already dead. And so, with Rat Capone defeated, they got the Good Piano and escaped.

Chapter 4 - Epilogue




Although difficult they had triumphed and ensured that the Good Piano was out of Rat Capone's hands forever. Gadget and Nimnul became life partners in a big ceremony and grew old together .
THE END!

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