The Random Rangers in

The Adventure of the Sexy Cake


Chapter 1 - The New Case





The Rangers are in their tree waiting for an interesting crime. Chip is reading a Sureluck Jones story, The Case of the mirror of yore . Dale is watching television. Gadget is tinkering with an invention, a sad nugget.. Monty is telling a tall tale concerning his doings to find the evil cheddar. Zipper is flying. Without warning, they got an email, telling them that Rat Capone had ilegally created the Sexy Cake!
"We have to thwart Rat Capone and destroy the Sexy Cake, or else he might use it to get pie!" Chip suggested. So they went looking for Rat Capone and the Sexy Cake.
Meanwhile, in the subway system, Rat Capone told his minions about his plan. "My plan is to to get revenge on Zipper ", explained Rat Capone. Of course, they wondered if he also planned to control the bucket industry now that he had the Sexy Cake. Rat Capone replied that he would indeed, and he already thought of it . They all appreciated their clever plan.

Chapter 2 - The Search




The rangers were looking for any sign the Sexy Cake or Rat Capone.

Chip searched the subway system. The subways are home to mole people. Fat Cat is there. Wart is there. Bubbles is there. Lahwhinie is there. Rat Capone is there. Chip spies on Rat Capone lurking in rafters. He observes Rat Capone bragging about his plan to get revenge on Zipper . Chip goes unnoticed. Dale searched an abandoned warehouse. The warehouse is boring. Dale wanders around the place and searches for the Sexy Cake. He is diverted by seeing a shoe. Dale found signs of a struggle , but didn't know what it meant. Gadget searched the sewers. The sewers are dark. Mepps is there. Gadget goes unnoticed. Monty went to the subway system. Monty watches Rat Capone lurking in the shadows. He thinks that Rat Capone's plan is to harm the city. Fat Cat stabbed Monty. Monty is only very slightly harmed. Wart hit Chip. Chip is injured. Bubbles missed Chip. Rat Capone bit Chip. Chip is smitten. Monty clobbers Lahwhinie with a magazine. Lahwhinie is seriously hurt. Chip tries to escape. Monty tries to escape. Monty flees the battle! Zipper traveled to the Acorn Club. The Acorn Club is having a performance by Clarice. Zipper spies around the location. Zipper can't find anything.

So the Rangers had found the location of the Sexy Cake.



Everyone gathered back at the Ranger Tree.

"I have a light wound by Fat Cat's attack!", Monty complained. " If I die, Chip can have my secret swiss cheese and blue cheese stashes!"

Zipper helped treat Monty's wound. Chip comes up with a plan. Chip comes up with a wonderful plan to defeat Rat Capone and explains it to the others. Mole arrived at the Ranger Tree. Monty saw Mole.

"I sure like your willingness to help me for free , Mole", said Monty.

"I'm glad you noticed, Monty", replied Mole.

Their conversation was ended by their leaving to destroy Rat Capone and recover the Sexy Cake.

Chapter 3 - The Battle




Arriving at the subway system, they carry out their attack. Fat Cat is injured. Wart is maybe mortally hurt. Bubbles is only very slightly harmed. Lahwhinie is maybe mortally wounded. Lahwhinie dies of Chip's attack plan. Rat Capone is maybe mortally injured.

Wart bit Chip. Chip is hurt. Rat Capone missed Monty. Chip hastily developed a tactical plan. "Gadget! Attack them with your rivet gun!", Chip advised. Chip spars with Rat Capone. Monty throws Rat Capone . Rat Capone is injured. Zipper fights Wart. Wart is only very slightly harmed.

Rat Capone bit Monty. Monty is slightly wounded. Monty clobbers Rat Capone with a codpiece. Rat Capone is gravely hurt.

Fat Cat missed Zipper. Wart missed Monty. Bubbles kicked Dale. Dale is injured. Rat Capone stomped Dale. Dale is slightly wounded. Chip spars with Fat Cat. Gadget uses a red grenade on Fat Cat. Fat Cat is smitten. Zipper rams Wart. Wart is greviously injured.

Fat Cat missed Dale. Wart swatted Monty. Monty is slightly wounded. Bubbles missed Monty. Rat Capone stabbed Monty. Monty is only very slightly harmed. Zipper dive-bombs Bubbles. Bubbles is slightly wounded.

Fat Cat swatted Chip. Chip is wounded. Bubbles missed Dale. Rat Capone kicked Gadget. Gadget is maybe mortally wounded. Chip trips Fat Cat. Fat Cat is slightly wounded. Monty throws a mouse at Fat Cat, but it is blocked.

Fat Cat missed Zipper. Wart missed Dale. Rat Capone missed Monty. Chip fights with Rat Capone. Dale fights Wart. Wart is slighty hurt.

Wart missed Chip. Bubbles missed Zipper. Rat Capone missed Gadget. Zipper buzzes Bubbles.

Fat Cat missed Dale. Wart missed Zipper. Bubbles missed Zipper. Chip swings at Wart. Dale trips Bubbles. Bubbles is only very slightly harmed. Monty clobbers Rat Capone with a stone machine. Rat Capone is gravely injured. Rat Capone dies, clutching his kidney. Zipper uses Fly Attack on Fat Cat. Fat Cat is smitten. And so, with Rat Capone dead, they got the Sexy Cake and escaped.

Chapter 4 - Epilogue




Although difficult they had triumphed and ensured that the Sexy Cake was out of Rat Capone's hands forever. Monty and Mole got hitched in a evil ceremony in California.
THE END!

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